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Everything That Will Never Happen In Runescape


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Hi all. This is my first post, so please support me. This thread was created to compile a list of everything imaginable that will never, ever happen in Runescape and why. I think that it would be really funny to see all the ridiculous ideas we can come up with that we either would love or hate to happen. Let's face it: we will never get an update we absolutely hate (such as making Runescape all Wilderness) or one we absolutely will love, with the exception of skills, new f2p things, and quests (such as a dragon morphing weapon that is a shield, weapon, ammo, and armor all in one).

 

 

 

I will start the list off with the worst one of all:

 

 

 

Making Runescape a P2P game only.

 

 

 

To me this would be a death wish for Jagex, seeing as it would screw their advertising profits over. Plus, it would tick everybody, including P2P'ers off by reducing the Runescape population to almost nil. Of course, a lot of F2p'ers would switch to P2P if they had to, and Jagex might, just might, come to be profitable. For us F2P'ers, however, we would be forced to make an awful decision: Quit or Pay. It's a good thing it will never happen. (Or will it. Close your ears, Jagex staff, and forget everything you just heard. You didn't see anything.

 

 

 

On a more longing note, they will never make full crystal armor. It would be just too awesome and expensive. It would beat Barrows armor any day. What would be even better would be if they made a crystal morphing weapon. Again, this will never happen because if it's potentially powerful owning properties. Just look at what the Crystal bow and shield did to rangers! They own, especially with (correct me if I am wrong about the guy) Karil's set. Oh, if only Crystal full were possible...

 

 

 

{Dreamy Sigh...}

 

{Laughs}

 

{Suddenly, a cloud of only P2P Runescape flies above}

 

{Screams}

 

{P2Pzilla appears}

 

{He steps on you}

 

{Oh dear! You are dead! Pay $5 to continue playing!}

 

 

 

Again, please support as this is my first thread.

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Welcome to Tip.it.

 

 

 

I believe this is in the wrong forum, it should go in General Discussions.

 

 

 

OT: Something that Jagex will never do is nothing...they're always doing something. (I can't really think of anything) :oops:

 

 

 

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They'll never make a sort of necro ammy that would let you drain health equal to the damage you cause every time (I.E. if u do 9 dmg, they would take the 9 dmg and an added 9 dmg that goes directly to you.) that would make 1hit kills common even with 99 hp and eliminate the need for food.

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i think they will keep coming up with skills until they get to sleeping skill or something. (you can now use a rune pillow!)

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Their never going to get rid of all the autoers. I think it just occurred to me that a solution is impossible to this autoer delema. :|

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Make rares untradable.

 

 

 

Make everyone mods.

 

 

 

Unban everyone.

 

 

 

The list goes on

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Sharks with frikking lasers on their heads! :o

"300 programmers make their futile but glorious last stand against 1000000 angry players in The battle of Misthalin. They fight for honor, glory and new content sacrificing themselves so that their game may live on. This is Madness! This Is JAGEEEX!"
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They will never, ever, and I mean never ever, be able to please the community of whiners.

Why do you resist? My experiments are only helping humanity push the boundaries of the Art of Toxicology... you should be proud to be one of my victims.

 

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Ok. I just woke up this morning, and I will take ddaanniiellh advice of moving this thread to general discussions. However, I do not know how to remove a thread, so this one will stay as it is. Sorry to those who will flame me about being in the wrong section.

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More and more I see RS becoming a microcosm for our own world. Good and bad. :-k

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