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Parents name baby Superman

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Now that I think about it, "Superman" wasn't Superman's real name. Unless Clark Kent had some name given by his real parents, his name is quite normal.

 

 

 

That should make the kid feel even worse. Not even Superman wants to be called Superman.

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seriously...how can parents be so ignorant when naming there kids...

 

I met this guy Ian peter Freely = I P Freely

 

 

 

seriously you havve to be just outa of it to name your kids something stupid..

 

like that celeb baby named Pilot inspector lmfao or Jermagesty

 

Actually,. it was Pilot Inspektor, with a k, so you cant say it without sounding like a German.

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sorta like Frank Zappa naming his kid moon unit lol

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Wow, good for the parents, setting up teir child up for years of humiliation and maybe even some phsycological damage.

 

 

 

Some parents :( .....

I know someone named Mike Hunt.

 

 

 

Yeah, that's really bad. Thankfully, he usually goes by Michael instead of Mike.

seriously...how can parents be so ignorant when naming there kids...

 

I met this guy Ian peter Freely = I P Freely

 

 

 

seriously you havve to be just outa of it to name your kids something stupid..

 

like that celeb baby named Pilot inspector lmfao or Jermagesty

 

Actually,. it was Pilot Inspektor, with a k, so you cant say it without sounding like a German.

 

 

 

haha yea now that i think about it! it was a k

 

Me - Sir! Pilot we just landed the boat!

 

Pilot Inspektor - Good i do say i piloted this yacht rather well? wouldnt you say?

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I think the parents want their 5 days of fame by naming a kid something like that. Sure, it's 'cute' and 'funny' now. But look 10-20 years down the track with all these celebrity kids and Superman and all their parents aren't famous anymore. They will just be another kid, another kid with a stupid name.

 

 

 

Poor kids, I'm sure most of them will get a name change.

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Hahaha poor damn kid ... Seriously... I have been at work and the topic was so entertaining to me that I talked about it with my colleagues and we made fun of him all day

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The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.

So... What would you guys name your children, seeing as originality is apparently not in particular high regard?

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Why not Clark Kent? =p

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If they were British, they would watch Big brother.

 

 

 

I read in the newspaper some guy changed his name to "God Almighty"

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That bites. I hope he has a good middle name, because thats what he'll be going by for the next 18 years.

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So... What would you guys name your children, seeing as originality is apparently not in particular high regard?

 

Tancred. Or Leopold.

 

 

 

Something that will inspire fear into the hearts of his foes.

I could see him getting pulled over by the police...

 

 

 

Police: Can I see your driver's license?

 

Superman: Sure... *digs through wallet* Aw crap its not here

 

Police: Well what's your name?

 

Superman: Superman

 

Police: Your name is Superman?

 

Superman: Yes sir.

 

Police: Um... we're going to have to run some sobriety tests... please get out of the car.

 

Superman: I'm not drunk, that's my name!

 

Police: Right. Can you walk that line and touch your nose please?

 

 

 

:XD:

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4Real, I remember that story :P

 

I have no idea why parents want to call their child like that. There were even some parents who tried 'Bin Laden' or 'Saddam Hussein'..

 

 

 

But there is a girl's name that didnt got rejected, her name is 'Metallica' :)

 

 

 

if you don't know its a band it sounds like a pretty good name...

 

 

 

on topic: yeah its their desicion, there only making there child's first meetings horible for the rest of his live by having to say :yeah i am superman but im actualy 4real...

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So... What would you guys name your children, seeing as originality is apparently not in particular high regard?

 

I'm thinking Leonid for a boy, Natasha for a girl.

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Its a horrible name but at least its original. If I have kids i'll name them something like Verac or Ahrim. Something that will be awesome and original and not humiliating. :o

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I'd name my kids Aceline and Raiden weird names but better than superman 8-)

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The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.

So... What would you guys name your children, seeing as originality is apparently not in particular high regard?

 

I'm thinking Leonid for a boy, Natasha for a girl.

 

And you can call your dog Sputnik.

 

But there is a girl's name that didnt got rejected, her name is 'Metallica' :)

 

 

 

I read about that if I recall the mother said something along the lines of "Its a good name, it really suits her"

 

 

 

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So... What would you guys name your children, seeing as originality is apparently not in particular high regard?

 

I'm thinking Leonid for a boy, Natasha for a girl.

 

And you can call your dog Sputnik.

 

ha. ha. ha. But actually, thats not a bad idea...

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But there is a girl's name that didnt got rejected, her name is 'Metallica' :)

 

 

 

I read about that if I recall the mother said something along the lines of "Its a good name, it really suits her"

 

 

 

Honestly some people just need a hammer to the skull.

 

 

 

Actually that name could work nicely. I do like the sound of it.

 

 

 

It only sounds weird because we know it's a name of a heavy metal band.

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Lol poor child

So... What would you guys name your children, seeing as originality is apparently not in particular high regard?

 

Well, in regards to a lack of originality... my son's going to have the exact same name I do. I'm currently the IV (dad's the III, etc.). So my son is going to be the V.

 

 

 

I'm actually technically the VIII if you go down the lineage, it's just the system goes in cycles :-w .

 

 

 

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