Gah, that's my favorite song ever.

I'm with How2 on this, it's a good marketing ploy, very appropiate given the song's success. Now I'm to dispute the success, but not the resulting enterprise. This is just clever and kinda funny.

 

 

 

P.S. Hai MPC

Tell me when Michael Jackson starts selling zero-gravity shoes.

It's a horrible sales tactic, her song.

 

Why buy a new umbrella when she said we can stand under her umbrella, ella, ella?

I lol'ed.

 

 

 

I seriously hope I see one in stores, or better yet, someone stupid enough to have one.

 

 

 

And to weez, didn't lil jon sell crunk? :P

This is RIDICILOUS :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hate her :evil:

 

 

 

no one cares about your stupid opinion, no point of u posting with that kind of attitude so STFU.

It's a horrible sales tactic, her song.

 

Why buy a new umbrella when she said we can stand under her umbrella, ella, ella?

I lol'ed.

 

 

 

I seriously hope I see one in stores, or better yet, someone stupid enough to have one.

 

 

 

And to weez, didn't lil jon sell crunk? :P

 

 

 

Yeah, Lil Jon sold Krunk juice LOL. hahahaha.

So, I can now choose between buying an average umbrella here for $2, or buying a plain black one (maybe it also has the name of the singer, yay) for $50?

 

This is getting out of control. The difference here between some Nike shoes and Bracos (I bet you hadn't heard that trademark) is the name in the side, and the price going from $18 to $100.

 

This is what capitalism and consumerism is taking us to.

 

Indeed. I'm not going to say anything more than that, I just don;t feel like it. It's too late at night, and I'm hungry.

I dont care about umbrellas.i walk thru the rain, or i stay home if its raining too hard

Yeah, Lil Jon sold Krunk juice LOL. hahahaha.

 

No freakin' way?! That must be better than Kool-Aid!

She's all I need and more. And I'd love to come in her (<-- just the lyrics of the song..

 

 

 

Hahahaha, you same some random stuff sometimes bro!

 

 

 

I don't know what you guys are all up in arms about, you do know Elvis and The Beatles are merchandised to the hilt? Clocks, radios, bed spreads, umbrellas and [cabbage] loads more.

Well you do understand that teenage mums have gotta prioritise their benefits somehow. Food and clothes for baby or Rhianna umbrella? Tough choice... Go with the umbrella.

 

Idiot.

I think it's not free it's should be Rihanna and Jay-z not just rihanna. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

Wow spend so much money on that rubbish, atleast I wouldn't :wall:

Hmm, I just found out that Rihanna has a song about an umbrella, which I am guessing most of you knew already. I guess that makes this a little different, but not much. It's still nothing new to complain about, it happens all the time.

I am so buying my friend one of these. He's gonna beat the [cabbage] outta me. :XD:

Rihanna is good looking but not a great singer.

Well you do understand that teenage mums have gotta prioritise their benefits somehow. Food and clothes for baby or Rhianna umbrella? Tough choice... Go with the umbrella.

 

Idiot.

 

 

 

I do hope you know he was being sarcastic...

Has anyone actually looked at her? Even with the judicious, ludicrous almost pretentious amount of makeup on her she manages to look... Not so good. Imagine her without makeup.

 

 

 

Anyway, am I the only one who noticed that the company name 'totes-isotoner' was almost an anagram of testosterone?

 

 

 

Totes-istoner => Testosteronio.

 

 

 

Subliminal messages, anyone?

 

Ew, thanks for making me curious.

 

Next, she'll make artificial sperm for a signed dildo. (Hence the lyrics, come into me)

lol, that's jokes...umbrellas

 

My friend got told off for singing that aswell

The most expensive one is ÃÆââââ¬Ã¡Ãâì50,-- (which is quite reasonable considering it's a limited edition item). That's what I had to pay for my tool T-shirt. That's what they asked for a Daft Punk T-shirt. The other umbrella's are priced fairly normal to be honest. Besides it's not like you're going bankrupt over a $25,-- umbrella. The $25,- looks quite stylish to be honest, I'd pay $25,-- for it. It's just a different item than you guys are used to. Actually I think it's pretty cool they're/she's releasing something different compared to all the standard collectors items. You guys just seem to be frustrated that it's made by Rihanna than something else.

 

 

 

My bad, I thought it was like $100 :oops:

[hide]ARHGGGGHHHH the Horror WHY THAT DAM SONG HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR THE PAST WEEK AND I AM SICK OF IT SO THE LAST THING I WANT IS A UMBRELLA WITH RHINNA STAMPED ON IT THIS MAKE ME WANTS TO KILL AND MAIM [/hide]

 

 

 

See, I told you? Squashed face.

this topic is about her umbrella.......y u care so much about what she looks like now..... :roll:

Everyone who thinks she's good looking, turn in your penis...

*Turns in penis*

 

 

 

Hey, bag over her head, flag in the hand, well you know.