Has anyone actually looked at her? Even with the judicious, ludicrous almost pretentious amount of makeup on her she manages to look... Not so good. Imagine her without makeup.

 

 

 

Anyway, am I the only one who noticed that the company name 'totes-isotoner' was almost an anagram of testosterone?

 

 

 

Totes-istoner => Testosteronio.

 

 

 

Subliminal messages, anyone?

>.

Under my special line of fashion umbrellas, elllas, ellas, eh, eh, eh.

 

 

 

Under my specially designed line of fashion umbrellas, ellas, ellas, eh, eh, eh.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can't believe this, its hilarious :

In my opinion, shes just another half prostitue singer with no talent and machines editing her voice with a song she didn't write.

 

Seriously, all the music you hear on the radio nowadays sounds exactly the same, and its all crapola :shock:

Why should I pay $100 for an umbrella any chinese factory can make for $1? Because the selling vehicle is a female who sold lots of music albums, therefore the umbrella gains superior water protective qualities?

 

 

 

I don't understand people who fall for this stuff and buy it "because shes hot" (adolescent teen boys with raging hormones) or "it's cool" (read Merc's post). But it's your money, and knowing people have bought dumber stuff... Count on it.. People will buy it :)

That's just awesome to know I can spend $100 for an umbrella stamped with Rihanna on it!

 

 

 

Isn't it just. Would make my day to have her printed on an umbrella and only pay $80 more for it than a plain one. \

 

 

 

I'm actually lol'ing at these umbrellas. :XD:

She is making umbrellas now? What next, A car that won't shut up? A SoS system? A new type of Pon de replay screen at the football?

 

 

 

*Fails to be funny^*

 

 

 

:XD: I seriously LOL'd at that one, so you didnt actually fail to be funny :thumbsup: .

 

 

 

on-topic: I find it rather pathetic if you buy a RihannaÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâî Umberella ella ella, etc. Does it have the song in it so it won't make you seriously desperate whilst walking in the rain or what?

It's good for her. But I don't like just because she can :x

Ahahaha we so got owned, now we really CAN stand under her um-be-rella

wow..just, wow....um, no. just...good God....this is ridiculous.

Her forehead looks a bit pregnant, ella-ella-aye?

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers ... anna_3.jpg

People complaining about the Rihanna umbrella's who wear band-shirts themselves should shut up by the way. :)

 

 

 

It's just a cool piece of merchandise, just like you can buy a Devil Driver sticker, an I <3 Aleksandr Dovzhenko T-shirt, 50 cent cap or w/e other piece of merchandise.

 

 

 

Are you guys frustrated or something.

People complaining about the Rihanna umbrella's who wear band-shirts themselves should shut up by the way. :)

 

 

 

It's just a cool piece of merchandise, just like you can buy a Devil Driver sticker, an I <3 Aleksandr Dovzhenko T-shirt, 50 cent cap or w/e other piece of merchandise.

 

 

 

Are you guys frustrated or something.

 

 

 

Have you seen the price? That's blatent extortion.

The most expensive one is ÃÆââââ¬Ã¡Ãâì50,-- (which is quite reasonable considering it's a limited edition item). That's what I had to pay for my tool T-shirt. That's what they asked for a Daft Punk T-shirt. The other umbrella's are priced fairly normal to be honest. Besides it's not like you're going bankrupt over a $25,-- umbrella. The $25,- looks quite stylish to be honest, I'd pay $25,-- for it. It's just a different item than you guys are used to. Actually I think it's pretty cool they're/she's releasing something different compared to all the standard collectors items. You guys just seem to be frustrated that it's made by Rihanna than something else.

Who's this person and why do I care she wants to sell me umbrellas?

 

 

 

 

 

No, really, I have no idea who she is. :|

She'

 

she's a singer. Her "hits" include SOS and a song called "Umbrella". Jeez, I got so annoyed by it. The refrain is just "under my umbrella-ella-ella-ella yay yay yay under my umbrella-ella-ella" etc... Gosh were all owned.

 

 

 

Look her up on iTunes if you wanna lose your eardrums..

Her forehead looks a bit pregnant, ella-ella-aye?

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers ... anna_3.jpg

 

 

 

I lol'd

 

 

 

People complaining about the Rihanna umbrella's who wear band-shirts themselves should shut up by the way. :)

 

 

 

It's just a cool piece of merchandise, just like you can buy a Devil Driver sticker, an I <3 Aleksandr Dovzhenko T-shirt, 50 cent cap or w/e other piece of merchandise.

 

 

 

Are you guys frustrated or something.

 

 

 

Yeh but they aren't stupidly priced now are they?

This is RIDICILOUS :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo:

A celebrity selling something for more than similar products of the same quality? I never heard of that before.

It's a horrible sales tactic, her song.

 

Why buy a new umbrella when she said we can stand under her umbrella, ella, ella?

At least an umbrella is reasonable. And useful.

 

 

 

Remember Nelly selling Pimpjuice? lol.

At least an umbrella is reasonable. And useful.

 

 

 

Remember Nelly selling Pimpjuice? lol.

 

Hahaha :D.

 

Anyways, you'd be suprised to see howmany people are gonna buy it :P.

Her forehead looks a bit pregnant, ella-ella-aye?

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers ... anna_3.jpg

 

 

 

HOLY CRA* That aint to Forehead. Dats a five head. That's huge.

So, I can now choose between buying an average umbrella here for $2, or buying a plain black one (maybe it also has the name of the singer, yay) for $50?

 

This is getting out of control. The difference here between some Nike shoes and Bracos (I bet you hadn't heard that trademark) is the name in the side, and the price going from $18 to $100.

 

This is what capitalism and consumerism is taking us to.

Sorry, I hate rap for the most part. I especially hate Jay-Z for joining up with LP. :(

 

 

 

1.) She's not rap, she's more of a pop/R&B hybrid.

 

 

 

2.) That album was awesome, give me a good reason why it was bad, besides "OMG it's rap, n0th!ng but p!mps drugZ @nd t3h k!ll!in pe0pl3zz"

Jay-Z overshadows Rihanna by far, and he made a smart move in working with Rihanna. I don't like Rihanna personally, but Jay-Z sure made a hell lot of money outta her. :thumbsup: The thing about pop music is after a few hits, the artist disappears of the face of this planet. In a few years, people(mainly non-conformist mainstream tools) will be like "Rihanna? Who the hell is that? *Insert name of new popstar* is where it's at right now. :roll:

 

 

 

Back to these umbrellas... I wonder how big her forehead will look on an umbrella. :lol: