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Have you ever accidently wondered into the KBD lair and been killed?

 

 

 

Or into the KQ lair and been killed again? #-o

 

 

 

Well I have and these are two or my noobiest moments.

 

Post yours here!

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if you said "runescape" at my school, seeing that 90% of the population there are rednecks, they'd be like "whats that", me: "a computer game online", "eh!? oh one of those thinga-ma-gigers mrs clark got on her desk? a compooter?
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How many topics like this are people going to make?

 

Oh, well... I would say when I fell for the wine of Zamorak trick and went back and did it all over again...twice. :oops:

 

I wanted to see if I could get away with it. :P

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Pretty much what Dragon said.

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I guess that means I'm the thread Terminator?

 

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Tried to walk beside chaos elemental...

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How many topics like this are people going to make?

 

Oh, well... I would say when I fell for the wine of Zamorak trick and went back and did it all over again...twice. :oops:

 

I wanted to see if I could get away with it. :P

 

 

 

To your question, I don't know. This is the first thread like this i have made.

 

 

 

Twice lol. Hope you didn't think about a third!

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if you said "runescape" at my school, seeing that 90% of the population there are rednecks, they'd be like "whats that", me: "a computer game online", "eh!? oh one of those thinga-ma-gigers mrs clark got on her desk? a compooter?

Wandering around in members world just after getting it with

 

all my expensive items on me, got p00ned by poison i thought

 

it was like draining my run energy or was going to stop before

 

i died :| :(

563rd to 99 mining on 15/08/07

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I couldnt find the ladder in the mill to do the cooking quest, taking me 2 days to complete it :P

wen i started rs i saw skills.... oo strength, sounds good......

 

 

 

trained it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

some dude tried to lure me wildy

 

 

 

i had 15 attack 35 strength

 

 

 

beat the living crap outa him

 

 

 

as he died he said "rofl noob"

 

 

 

i walked north in wildy more...got owned by a greater demon XD

I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"

walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come

Training attack to like 20, an leaving strength and def at 1.

 

Thought attack meant combat level. #-o

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Training attack to like 20, an leaving strength and def at 1.

 

Thought attack meant combat level. #-o

 

 

 

Haha, it was like that with me as well. :P

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Pretty much what Dragon said.

Thread terminated.

I guess that means I'm the thread Terminator?

 

No Tip.Iters were harmed in the making of this post.

I was a level 6 with a bronze medium helmet, wooden shield and bronze sword. I ran into a black knight and though I could defeat it. :anxious:

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Umm...When I was a wee noob I thought if I died too many times I'd pop up in a hospital and I'd have to pay to have an operation, so I didn't train combat often.

 

 

 

:oops:

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well on my first account when i was really young this girl asked me to marry her. I made tatanka 94 and never went back on that account :lol: :lol: O and i did the same thing....thought attack was combat and once you were 20 combat you were officialy not a noob anymore :anxious:

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i remember when i trained at the dummys in varrock for ages with out a lvl, then i realised u stoped at lvl 8, i was there for like 2 hours >.

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i remember when i trained at the dummys in varrock for ages with out a lvl, then i realised u stoped at lvl 8, i was there for like 2 hours >.<

 

 

 

I seriously hate myself for not training at dummies! I trained at chickens and goblins. I did goblins until I lost the full bronze(Like full dragon to me back then) i was given so I killed chickens instead.

 

 

 

I could of had that bronze today if somebody informed me of the dummies :roll:

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if you said "runescape" at my school, seeing that 90% of the population there are rednecks, they'd be like "whats that", me: "a computer game online", "eh!? oh one of those thinga-ma-gigers mrs clark got on her desk? a compooter?

I was fresh off of tutorial island and I was going to go train on Goblins. I was burying bones and I got a zombie. I thought "what a stupid zombie, i could own it in 3 seconds". I was back in Lumby in 3 seconds.

No witty signatures for me :(

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I was fresh off of tutorial island and I was going to go train on Goblins. I was burying bones and I got a zombie. I thought "what a stupid zombie, i could own it in 3 seconds". I was back in Lumby in 3 seconds.

 

 

 

All i can say to that is Ouch! :XD:

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if you said "runescape" at my school, seeing that 90% of the population there are rednecks, they'd be like "whats that", me: "a computer game online", "eh!? oh one of those thinga-ma-gigers mrs clark got on her desk? a compooter?

Training attack to 20, leaving strength and defence at 1. This was because I didn't know changing attack styles did anything. Then I fell for the 'type your password, it comes out as stars!' thing, and my account got hacked.

I couldnt find the ladder in the mill to do the cooking quest, taking me 2 days to complete it :P
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um well not realy newb i was lvl 50 and me and my mate went to the wildy pking (we never got anything lol) Then we saw this lever looked good kbd lair :uhh: All i saw was the fire hitting me and next thing i was in lumby. I loved being a noob seemed more exiting lol \'

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walked into edgeville wildy on world 2 wearing full rune, dmace, glory, warrioirhelm, carrying all my pouches. i was combat 80.

Hmmm....

 

I need a new siggy, get round to doing it later.

 

Probably.

The first time I went to Seers and tried to find the spinning wheel, I couldn't see the stairs, and so couldn't find it for the first month or so :(

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Thanks to Quarra for the awesome sig!

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I couldnt find the ladder in the mill to do the cooking quest, taking me 2 days to complete it :P

 

 

 

i found the ladder, but i didnt know you had to pull the lever... there was wheatin that hopper for a month :wall:

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After a long day training in Lumby, I decided to bank at Varrock. I ended up in Falador and was lost there for 2 weeks. Got my mining up though! :P

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I wandered into the lumbridge forest and got killed by those nasty goblins. In the same day, I walked further to the Draynor jail and got pummeled yet again.

 

 

 

Hmmm... oh, I walked into the underground thing (for DT, the smoke diamond) and was almost at the place to light the torches. I log off (or so I thought) to review what I needed to accomplish. I turn back to the rs page and to my surprise, I'm in lumby <.< A fire giant must've atked me right before I logged off... There goes another mill...

When i got killed by the highway man 2 or 3 times

 

 

 

It was the only way to fally :cry:

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