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8-) here we go *calls Suzi*

 

 

 

I call seconds! :thumbsup:

 

 

 

shes probably worn out by now :lol:

 

 

 

Please don't call me stupid but, who is suzi?

 

 

 

Suzi is one of hte nicest girls you'll meet on here. And I don't care if she's worn out, all she has to do is lay there and I'll do the work.. ::'

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8-) here we go *calls Suzi*

 

 

 

I call seconds! :thumbsup:

 

 

 

shes probably worn out by now :lol:

 

 

 

Please don't call me stupid but, who is suzi?

 

 

 

Suzi is one of hte nicest girls you'll meet on here. And I don't care if she's worn out, all she has to do is lay there and I'll do the work.. ::'

 

 

 

she should have her own booth, with a long line of tif'ers XD

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8-) here we go *calls Suzi*

 

 

 

I call seconds! :thumbsup:

 

 

 

shes probably worn out by now :lol:

 

 

 

Please don't call me stupid but, who is suzi?

 

 

 

Suzi is one of hte nicest girls you'll meet on here. And I don't care if she's worn out, all she has to do is lay there and I'll do the work.. ::'

 

 

 

How is she the nicest girl here if she has 0 posts!

 

 

 

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8-) here we go *calls Suzi*

 

 

 

I call seconds! :thumbsup:

 

 

 

shes probably worn out by now :lol:

 

 

 

Please don't call me stupid but, who is suzi?

 

 

 

Suzi is one of hte nicest girls you'll meet on here. And I don't care if she's worn out, all she has to do is lay there and I'll do the work.. ::'

 

 

 

How is she the nicest girl here if she has 0 posts!

 

 

 

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now how can you tell us not to call you stupid?

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Please cut the sexual harassment. I can say without doubt that Suziangel would find these comments embarrassing and uncomfortable, which makes your behavior deplorable.

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Wow, I've referred to her as Suzi for so long I forgot her name was SuziAngel on here :-s

 

 

 

@Barihawk: I know Suzi really well and she's the kind that can take a joke. She knows we're not serious. :roll: Lighten up.

 

 

 

Speaking of Suzi.. I haven't noticed her around here for DGI lately.. And I haven't had time for MSN so does anyone know what she's been up to?

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dont blame them they need to populate their country , they lost what 20?40 million ppl in ww2?

 

 

 

Actually, the problem is not really the losses from WW. Russia's real problem isn't a lower birth rate, but a higher death rate. The average age a man dies is 59. The reason: alcohol.

 

 

 

It isn't such a stupid or new idea either. Governments all over the world have done this in the past (after losses in a war for example) and are doing it now: coaxing their people into producing offspring, with extra fees and actions like these.

 

 

 

PS Right now, I can't help but be glad I'm not Suzi.

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Speaking of Suzi.. I haven't noticed her around here for DGI lately.. And I haven't had time for MSN so does anyone know what she's been up to?

 

 

 

She has been on msn in the msn daily chat, pretty much every day. I've been trying to get your attention to go on there, but to no avail....

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Speaking of Suzi.. I haven't noticed her around here for DGI lately.. And I haven't had time for MSN so does anyone know what she's been up to?

 

 

 

She has been on msn in the msn daily chat, pretty much every day. I've been trying to get your attention to go on there, but to no avail....

 

 

 

Maybe I'll sign on tonight. I shouldn't have anything going on :-k

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please stop taking this thread off topic. Take your conversation to pm's or your msn chat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In China there are too many people, and in Russia soon not enough...

 

Well China will have their own problems in the future with gender disparity from the 'one child' policy and an aging population - "lack of sufficient female partners for males coming of age is expected to reduce total births."

 

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In China there are too many people, and in Russia soon not enough...

 

 

 

:) - Anyway, it's a brave initiative but as Bubsa said quite unnatural. If you get a baby, you recieve a car? It's something else I guess.

 

So...why not...move the Chinese into Russia! Everyones a winner!

 

Except for the Russian race....This is an interesting, and strange, thought, but if Russia has the resources to take care of more people, why not?

 

 

 

In soviet russia....

 

 

 

 

 

SEX HAS YOU!

 

 

 

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Here's something to wrap your mind around that goes completely off-topic. It is also the only Soviet Russia joke I will ever make: In Soviet Russia, You own cell-phone! Think about it.

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Not sure whether to laugh, to admire the russians genius, or to feel sorry for the kids. I mean, if you celebrate your b day in school very near the day of the russian holiday, you might be celebrating it with 10 other kids. Takes the specialty out of birthdays. And plus, how would it feel to know you were only born on that day because you were a "miss hit" from your parents attempts to make love and win an SUV on the russian holiday. Sounds like a brilliant idea, quite a laugh when you first glance at it, but when you delve deeper, doesn't it make the kids feel less special? Their government is encouraging them to be born on the same day as a holiday, they probably have to share their birthday with other kids, and they were born as a miss-hit from a parents attempt to win a car through sexy time. :?

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Wow... so how many more cases of AIDS is there gonna be? Cuz if I was a guy in Russia, I'd sleep around a bit on Sex Day, for that car... :-$

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Although it does hearken of a new cold war....Frightening.

 

 

 

How does having babies hearken a cold war? :-s

 

In Soviet Russia, the cold war hearkens babies! :P

 

 

 

I meant that they are trying to rapidly increase the population, which is somewhat alarming combined with recent events that occurred in Russia. And not to mention the deteriorating relations with America. It's like it's going Soviet all over again, thus the possibility of a new cold war.

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Wow... so how many more cases of AIDS is there gonna be? Cuz if I was a guy in Russia, I'd sleep around a bit on Sex Day, for that car... :-$

 

I'd say the government will only give away cars and the like for married couples... Just my thinking, I might be wrong, I don't know know much about the current Russian Government.

 

 

 

Oh, poor Lenin, what has your land turned into? You get gifts for having sex, FMS!

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Not sure whether to laugh, to admire the russians genius, or to feel sorry for the kids. I mean, if you celebrate your b day in school very near the day of the russian holiday, you might be celebrating it with 10 other kids. Takes the specialty out of birthdays. And plus, how would it feel to know you were only born on that day because you were a "miss hit" from your parents attempts to make love and win an SUV on the russian holiday. Sounds like a brilliant idea, quite a laugh when you first glance at it, but when you delve deeper, doesn't it make the kids feel less special? Their government is encouraging them to be born on the same day as a holiday, they probably have to share their birthday with other kids, and they were born as a miss-hit from a parents attempt to win a car through sexy time. :?

 

 

 

Kids are treated like they are too special nowadays anyhow. Parents make too big a deal out of birthdays.

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