September 25, 200718 yr The original ten commandments were a nice idea, so i made up my own: 1. Thou shalt 2. Thou shalt act and speak spontaneously and without second thought! 3. Thou shalt spend time alone - reflecting and meditating! 4. Thou shalt develope humour! 5. Thou shalt respect others and yourself! 6. Thou shalt trust and listen to your (gut) feeling! 7. Thou shalt avoid TV! 8. Thou shalt challenge yourself and others! 9. 10. Well.. i tried... Anyway.. design your own commandments!
September 25, 200718 yr love your neighbour as you love yourself. Covers most of em O:) and... what you give is what you get. A friend to all is a friend to none.
September 25, 200718 yr 1. Thou Shalt not say Thou Shalt. 2. You must follow your leader Defender. 3. Your leader Defender is currently on vacation. 4. He will be back any second now.. 5. He's almost here.. 6. Don't worry he will be here soon.. 7. Any second now.. 8. I think I see him.. wait its a tree.. 9. THERE HE IS! 10. Yo guys.. can I borrow a dollar for a coke? If you love me, send me a PM. 8 - Love me2 - Hate me
September 25, 200718 yr 1. Biggy is always right 2. Biggy is never wrong 3. Biggy's logic is undeniable. 4. Defy Biggy, Get thrown to the Gorrilas 5. Biggy day is everyday 6. You must give Biggy money on Biggy day 7. If thoust breakes a commandment thoust shall breaked their head 8. Do not listen to the above comandments 9. Do not follow comandment 8 10. You suck well today at 11:30 am 14 years ago i was born.. wo0t!!!At 11:30 you should start holding your head underwater wo0t!!!Stop acting such a moron.
September 25, 200718 yr 1. Deny everything 2. Blame it on the person next to you 3. Be a tool until the point they threaten lawsuits 4. We do not forgive. 5. Do not break rules 1 and 2. 6. We blow trucks up. It's a fact of life 34. There is porn of it. No exceptions. 7. Desu 8. Stay alive at all costs 9. Never, ever talk in leet. Never. 10. This commandment can be edited to change to his current attitude. Still alive, still alive.
September 25, 200718 yr 1. You must live forever or die trying. 2. If you speed on the road, make sure theres someone infront of you whos going even faster. 3. "Rules were made to be broken, so suggestions were made to be ignored" Dogbert. 4. more coming soon.
September 25, 200718 yr 1. Stand in front of mirror. 2. Biggie Smalls 3. Biggie Smalls 4. Biggie Smalls OH NO!
September 25, 200718 yr 1. Stand in front of mirror. 2. Biggie Smalls 3. Biggie Smalls 4. Biggie Smalls OH NO! lol Attend Satans sweet 16th lately? Owner of a Quest cape since 9/11/08It's not about the other people, its about shooting cute furry things that explode.
September 25, 200718 yr A CANADIAN'S 10 COMMANDMENTS 1.Thou shalt throw Beavers 2.Thou shalt respect Beavers while throwing 3.Thou shalt become a lumberjack 4.Thou shalt not eat food unless served with maple syrup 5.Thou shalt play, hear, eat, sleep, and be hockey 6.Thou shalt throw meese as well 7.Thou shalt not respect meese as much as Beavers because meese require meese launchers 8.Thou shalt respect all women while in igloos, being sure to serve them non watery beer 9.Thou shalt be polite to everyone, except those threatening your Beaver 10.Thou shalt EH? Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you!
September 25, 200718 yr 1. You must live forever or die trying. 2. If you speed on the road, make sure theres someone infront of you whos going even faster. 3. "Rules were made to be broken, so suggestions were made to be ignored" Dogbert. 4. "If your employees had any nuggets of wisdom worht sharing, they'ed be in management" 5. "Be fruitfull and have many children" The Bibel. 6. If you don't fall/screw up, you aren't trying hard enough. 7a) Males: To avoid being asked questions at work, reach below your desk and squeeze your testicles untill your face flushes. 7b) Females: To avoid being asked questions at work, think about the fact that all the males are sitting there squeezign there testicles and getting payed twice as much as you, the result will be simaler. 8. Your breath should convey this message: "Agree with me or die". To achive this eat garlic and onions, and chew cigaret butts. 9. Your expression should convey this message: "Logic is futile". 10. For all other guidence, read "Dogberts top secret management guide (which many of these commandments are based on, namely:3, 4, 7, 8, and 9).
September 25, 200718 yr 1.Don't make your own 10 commandments. All done. :D Cowards can't block Warriors.
September 25, 200718 yr 1.Don't make your own 10 commandments. All done. :D But thats not 10 :( Sig by IkuraiYour Guide to Posting! Behave or I will send my Moose mounted Beaver launchers at you!
September 25, 200718 yr 1. Thou shalt always leave me alone. 2. Thou shalt never ask me questions. 3. Thou shalt not use large words. 4. Thou shalt not mock me. 5. Thou shalt never be late. 6. Thou shalt never stop working until their body stops functioning properly. 7. Thou shalt always write #1-6 50 times. 8. Thou shalt understand them. 9. Thou shalt obey these commands or die. 10. FINISH THE FIGHT.
September 25, 200718 yr Thou shalt observe logic and common sense. Everything else will follow. La lune ne garde aucune rancune.
September 26, 200718 yr 1-5. thou shall prepare for the war 6-10.thou shall fight in the war :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: In the time of peace prepare for war-General PattonDsk805 lvl 139 6* mageBlink182lover lvl 100 7* mageFounder and Current clan leader of: PunkRock Lovers(rank#4)
September 26, 200718 yr 1.Don't make your own 10 commandments. All done. :D But thats not 10 :( If I had made 10 it would have been contrictory to my first commandment. :P 1-5. thou shall prepare for the war 6-10.thou shall fight in the war :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Love, not war. *peace sign* Cowards can't block Warriors.
September 26, 200718 yr Thou shalt observe logic and common sense. Everything else will follow. Amen brother! :D "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."
September 26, 200718 yr love your neighbour as you love yourself. Covers most of em O:) and... what you give is what you get. What if you hate or purposely injure yourself?
September 26, 200718 yr love your neighbour as you love yourself. Covers most of em O:) and... what you give is what you get. What if you hate or purposely injure yourself? I've always wondered that since I first heard it in kindergarten :-k Tbfgraphx14Happy to find I'm not the only one who eats glass.
September 26, 200718 yr love your neighbour as you love yourself. Covers most of em O:) and... what you give is what you get. What if you hate or purposely injure yourself? Then you can hate your neighbor. But if you hate your neighbor then you hate the Lord because if you can't love those who you can see than you can't love those who you can't see. Internet Marketing For Newbies
September 26, 200718 yr ^Ooo...deep. :P I don't have commandments. I just try to do well at everything. Except when I'm feeling lazy. Which is more and more lately. *Yawn*
September 27, 200718 yr love your neighbour as you love yourself. Covers most of em O:) and... what you give is what you get. What if you hate or purposely injure yourself? Then you can hate your neighbor. But if you hate your neighbor then you hate the Lord because if you can't love those who you can see than you can't love those who you can't see. What? 1. Blame the guy who doesn't speak much english 2. Don't do it today if you can do it tomorrow 3. I hate you 4-10. If in doubt, your fists will win any arguement (okay so 3, 4-10 were jokes couldn't think of more) Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198
September 27, 200718 yr 1:thou musth not be a spoilt (bleep)ing brat(my classmates -.- ) 2:thou musth haveth a IQ over 130 3:Face thine punishment (if you do something bad admit it) 4:Thou musth not eat fried or fattening foods 5: Wear thy clothes 6: Always speaketh clearly 7: Speak thy mind(women :evil: ) 8: Doth not insulteth another 9: Thine mortals shall not fail me in classes( :evil: ) 10: Fear me mortals!bwahaahahaha! :twisted: When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"
September 27, 200718 yr I. Thou shalt have gods before me, that thou mayest have false idols to turn away from whensoever I appear. II. Use not my name in vain, but as a cry of exultation and victory above thy foes, who shall cower upon hearing it. III. Remember the night before, that thou mayest remind me of what I slaked my thirsts with, and that I mayest smite the bastard who [bleep]ed mine drink. IV. Honour thy alcohol and thy metal. V. Thou shalt not murder without deploying thy cavalry to thine enemies' flanks, that thy infantry mayest perform their duty to their utmost. VI. Thou shalt not shag indiscriminately, rather choose thou the comely and/or skilled. VII. Thou shalt not steal without paying thy tithe on thy purloined goods to me. VIII. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour unless thou hast exhausted all other avenues of profit; thou shalt extort and blackmail first, and failing that, thy testimony shall bear no lies, for ye judicial system is merciless. IX. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, unless she is comely. X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's goods, for such implies that ye be unwilling to plunder his home. Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers
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