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It has the same humor as 4 chan throws around, its pretty stupid a lot of the time.
Most people on these boards wouldn't know what 4chan is. But anyways, the humour on uncylopedia is VERY recycled throughout the articles. It's rare to find a gem in there.
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1. Lift the toilet seat and pour 1/8 of a cat shampoo bottle.

 

 

 

2. Get the kitten and gently cuddle it while heading for the bathroom.

 

 

 

3. With ONE move, put the kitten into the toilet bowl and put down the toilet seat. Get ready to sit down.

 

 

 

4. The kitten gets nervous and makes a lot of foam. Don't mind the noises that get through the seat, the kitten actually loves to help.

 

 

 

5. Flush the toilet three or four times (starts Turbo Mode).

 

 

 

6. Ask someone to open the front door. Make sure that there's no one in the path.

 

 

 

7. Stay as far as you can from the toilet and lift the seat.

 

 

 

8. The kitten exits fast from the toilet, bathroom, house. Once outside, it dries.

 

 

 

9. The toilet and the kitten are spotless.

 

 

 

10. Repeat the steps 1-9 at least once per day.

 

 

 

Respectfully,

 

Your dog.

 

 

 

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It has the same humor as 4 chan throws around, its pretty stupid a lot of the time.
Most people on these boards wouldn't know what 4chan is. But anyways, the humour on uncylopedia is VERY recycled throughout the articles. It's rare to find a gem in there.

 

 

 

Everyone knows what 4chan is. It isn't a "secret" place anymore, and hasn't been for a long time.

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The Onion still takes the cake as the finest satirical news source imo. Uncyclopedia is pretty interesting, but nothing even got a giggle out of me.

 

 

 

http://www.theonion.com

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It has the same humor as 4 chan throws around, its pretty stupid a lot of the time.
Most people on these boards wouldn't know what 4chan is. But anyways, the humour on uncylopedia is VERY recycled throughout the articles. It's rare to find a gem in there.

 

 

 

Everyone knows what 4chan is. It isn't a "secret" place anymore, and hasn't been for a long time.

 

 

 

4chan? what is this 4chan of which you speak?

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tip it would pay me $500.00 to keep my clothes ON :( :lol:
But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.
That tears it. I'm starting an animal rebellion using my mind powers. Those PETA bastards will never see it coming until the porcupines are half way up their asses.
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Apparently a lot of people say it. I own.

 

http://linkagg.com/ Not my site, but a simple, budding site that links often unheard-of websites that are amazing for usefulness and fun.

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It has the same humor as 4 chan throws around, its pretty stupid a lot of the time.
Most people on these boards wouldn't know what 4chan is. But anyways, the humour on uncylopedia is VERY recycled throughout the articles. It's rare to find a gem in there.

 

 

 

Hey /b/rotha.

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