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[rushrock]

That story isn't even funny.

 

Then why post a crappy little sentence explaining absolutely nothing, you little [cabbage]?

 

 

 

to make a point which is too intelligent for [developmentally delayed] like you to understand, anyway that story shouldn't be presented as fact as I'm sure it is 100% made up. And if anyone likes I can prove it.

 

It's very easy to understand that you didn't like the story and complained to the thread in one crappy sentence. You didn't bother to explain it one bit, you didn't even realize that the original poster didn't even say it was fact and thus defended your crappy response with something unrelated. Proving that you and a lot of your posts are [cabbage]. Oh, and bonus points for calling me [developmentally delayed]ed. :|

[InkofDeath]

Taking a dumb is such a tabu. Thats about it makes it so that when some says "poop" everyones giggling like little girls. [hide]Or like that youtube thing 2 girls 1 cup, people were pracitically throving up just for some poop. Don't take me wrong, I had odd feeling on my stomach too with that one.[/hide]

 

 

 

I wonder why it's so tabu to us. Does it remind us that we aren't perfect design? We create something filthy and smelly.

 

Why the heck did you not mention what the thing was? I was searching on youtube for it, I was like ok, go to the website, seriously, omg, it is horrible.

[Craiglowery]

Taking a dumb is such a tabu. Thats about it makes it so that when some says "poop" everyones giggling like little girls. [hide]Or like that youtube thing 2 girls 1 cup, people were pracitically throving up just for some poop. Don't take me wrong, I had odd feeling on my stomach too with that one.[/hide]

 

 

 

I wonder why it's so tabu to us. Does it remind us that we aren't perfect design? We create something filthy and smelly.

 

Why the heck did you not mention what the thing was? I was searching on youtube for it, I was like ok, go to the website, seriously, omg, it is horrible.

 

 

 

Some kid at school is obsessed with it. I could only get maybe 20 seconds in before I threw up.

[Azvareth]

big letters

 

 

 

In a similar vein:

 

 

 

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RID[bleep] AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RID[bleep]. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

 

 

 

 

 

Also in a thread titled "what would you name your kids?" - well, it got a little out of hand and this guy suggested naming a kid ARACHNOTRON (in caps, yes):

 

 

 

Teacher: Jimmy?

 

Jimmy: Present!

 

Teacher: Johnny?

 

Johnny: Present!

 

Teacher: ARACHNOTRON!

 

ARARCHNOTRON: ARACHNOTRON IS HERE!

 

 

 

This one had me laughing for a good five minutes.

 

 

 

Also:

 

 

 

I WILL TELL YOU WHAT HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT

 

 

 

AND YOU WILL LISTEN

 

 

 

 

 

HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT ROCKING SO [bleep]ING HARD THAT SATAN HIMSELF QUIVERS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF YOUR HEAVY METAL MAJESTY.

 

 

 

HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT GETTING SO PUMPED THAT YOU WOULD HAVE NO QUALMS ABOUT PUNCHING A BABY IN THE [bleep]ING FACE BECAUSE SOMEDAY, IT MIGHT GROW TO BE A MAN WHO WOULD POSSIBLY CONSIDER ENTERTAINING THE NOTION OF LOOKING AT YOU FUNNY

 

 

 

HOLY DIVER IS ABOUT HAVING TESTICLES THE SIZE OF VOLLEYBALLS AND DRINKING THE BLOOD OF THE WEAK AND [cabbage]TING MOLTEN LAVA UPON YOUR DEFEATED FOES

 

 

 

DO NOT QUESTION HOLY DIVER

 

 

 

YOUR MORTAL MIND CANNOT COMPREHEND IT BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE GLORY THAT IS RONNIE JAMES DIO. HE IS THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. HE IS YOUR GOD.

 

 

 

DIE.

[ctp080188]

Lol, someone has stairs in their house.

[StrOwez]

That story isn't even funny.

 

Then why post a crappy little sentence explaining absolutely nothing, you little [cabbage]?

 

 

 

to make a point which is too intelligent for [developmentally delayed] like you to understand, anyway that story shouldn't be presented as fact as I'm sure it is 100% made up. And if anyone likes I can prove it.

 

(1)It's very easy to understand that you didn't like the story and complained to the thread in one crappy sentence. You didn't bother to explain it one bit,(2) you didn't even realize that the original poster didn't even say it was fact and thus defended your crappy response with something unrelated. Proving that you and a lot of your posts are [cabbage]. Oh, and bonus points for calling me [developmentally delayed]. :|

(1)I didn't bother to explain because I didn't need to explain and how did I complain to the thread? It can't listen to me.. I expressed an opinion about the story, but I said further on if anyone wanted explanation about why I didn't like it/thought it was a bunch of lies I'd give it. Can you tell me how making a point in one sentence makes it 'crappy' as you made points with one sentences?

Leave Santa alone you bastards! :(

And is there a law that says if you have a difference of opinion you cannot express it?

 

 

 

(2)The OP said

Well I was browsing other forums and I found this little gem:

 

Man I gotta try this tommorrow at my gf's house.

 

 

 

 

calling the story a gem which I presume means 'good' and saying he would act the story out at his gf's house, meaning he presented as if it was true.

[Animaslayer]

Funny story, but I have one little problem with it:

 

 

 

I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

 

 

 

 

If he doesn't want anyone to know, then why the heck post it on a forum?!? :XD:

 

 

 

he didnt he posted it on interwebz which in my opinion is much worse

[Azvareth]

Lol, someone has stairs in their house.

 

... I am protected.

 

 

 

 

 

Ugh. Somebody shoot me now.

[rushrock]

[hide]

That story isn't even funny.

 

Then why post a crappy little sentence explaining absolutely nothing, you little [cabbage]?

 

 

 

to make a point which is too intelligent for [developmentally delayed] like you to understand, anyway that story shouldn't be presented as fact as I'm sure it is 100% made up. And if anyone likes I can prove it.

 

(1)It's very easy to understand that you didn't like the story and complained to the thread in one crappy sentence. You didn't bother to explain it one bit,(2) you didn't even realize that the original poster didn't even say it was fact and thus defended your crappy response with something unrelated. Proving that you and a lot of your posts are [cabbage]. Oh, and bonus points for calling me [developmentally delayed]. :|

(1)I didn't bother to explain because I didn't need to explain and how did I complain to the thread? It can't listen to me.. I expressed an opinion about the story, but I said further on if anyone wanted explanation about why I didn't like it/thought it was a bunch of lies I'd give it. Can you tell me how making a point in one sentence makes it 'crappy' as you made points with one sentences?

Leave Santa alone you bastards! :(

And is there a law that says if you have a difference of opinion you cannot express it?

 

 

 

(2)The OP said

Well I was browsing other forums and I found this little gem:

 

Man I gotta try this tommorrow at my gf's house.

 

 

 

 

calling the story a gem which I presume means 'good' and saying he would act the story out at his gf's house, meaning he presented as if it was true.

[/hide]

 

1. That example was just a joke. No explanation needed. Even if it wasn't a joke (which it is), that still doesn't change the fact that I barely ever post sentences like that and you always do. I've noticed a pattern of this in your posts.

 

 

 

2. You seriously thought that he sincerely believed it was a true story? How does calling something good imply that it's true?

[Iv_Green_vI]

That story isn't even funny.

 

 

 

Str0 all you do is spam up this forum with negative post's..

 

 

 

If you don't have anything good to say, don't say it at all

[Jaziek]

 

rules 21 through 24 describe this thread entirely.

 

 

 

Hmm OT, but I just went to go look at the list to see which these were. After finding 21 through 24, I though i would look through the list to chuckle at a few more (specifically 34). But what do I behold, someone has changed the list! 34 is no longer the popular rule we all know and love/hate, but says "nothing is sacred".

 

 

 

I though you would all like to know.

 

 

 

which list is that? what website? 34 will always remain the same!

[Lionheart_0]

[hide]

 

rules 21 through 24 describe this thread entirely.

 

 

 

Hmm OT, but I just went to go look at the list to see which these were. After finding 21 through 24, I though i would look through the list to chuckle at a few more (specifically 34). But what do I behold, someone has changed the list! 34 is no longer the popular rule we all know and love/hate, but says "nothing is sacred".

 

 

 

I though you would all like to know.

 

 

 

which list is that? what website? 34 will always remain the same!

[/hide]

 

 

 

Was on a a version of Wikipedia that I cannot mention cause the mods don't like me mentioning it.

 

 

 

 

 

The rules are in their rightful places again.

[NorthernHero]

[hide]

 

rules 21 through 24 describe this thread entirely.

 

 

 

Hmm OT, but I just went to go look at the list to see which these were. After finding 21 through 24, I though i would look through the list to chuckle at a few more (specifically 34). But what do I behold, someone has changed the list! 34 is no longer the popular rule we all know and love/hate, but says "nothing is sacred".

 

 

 

I though you would all like to know.

 

 

 

which list is that? what website? 34 will always remain the same!

 

 

 

Was on a a version of Wikipedia that I cannot mention cause the mods don't like me mentioning it.

 

 

 

 

 

The rules are in their rightful places again.

[/hide]

 

What are you talking about? What rules? :-s

[StrOwez]

[hide]

That story isn't even funny.

 

Then why post a crappy little sentence explaining absolutely nothing, you little [cabbage]?

 

 

 

to make a point which is too intelligent for [developmentally delayed] like you to understand, anyway that story shouldn't be presented as fact as I'm sure it is 100% made up. And if anyone likes I can prove it.

 

(1)It's very easy to understand that you didn't like the story and complained to the thread in one crappy sentence. You didn't bother to explain it one bit,(2) you didn't even realize that the original poster didn't even say it was fact and thus defended your crappy response with something unrelated. Proving that you and a lot of your posts are [cabbage]. Oh, and bonus points for calling me [developmentally delayed]. :|

(1)I didn't bother to explain because I didn't need to explain and how did I complain to the thread? It can't listen to me.. I expressed an opinion about the story, but I said further on if anyone wanted explanation about why I didn't like it/thought it was a bunch of lies I'd give it. Can you tell me how making a point in one sentence makes it 'crappy' as you made points with one sentences?

Leave Santa alone you bastards! :(

And is there a law that says if you have a difference of opinion you cannot express it?

 

 

 

(2)The OP said

Well I was browsing other forums and I found this little gem:

 

Man I gotta try this tommorrow at my gf's house.

 

 

 

 

calling the story a gem which I presume means 'good' and saying he would act the story out at his gf's house, meaning he presented as if it was true.

[/hide]

 

1. That example was just a joke. No explanation needed. Even if it wasn't a joke (which it is), that still doesn't change the fact that I barely ever post sentences like that and you always do. I've noticed a pattern of this in your posts.

 

 

 

2. You seriously thought that he sincerely believed it was a true story? How does calling something good imply that it's true?

(1) so what who cares if I keep it short? If I'm having a debate I usually post long thought through replies, yet if its something needing commenting I comment it.

 

 

 

(2)And I said PRESENTED as fact.

 

 

 

That story isn't even funny.

 

 

 

Str0 all you do is spam up this forum with negative post's..

 

 

 

If you don't have anything good to say, don't say it at all

 

 

 

Ha! mod wanabe.. if you don't like my replies don't read them, or report them (let the real mods do their job, not like I'm saying that there is anything wrong with my replies in the first place), don't tell me not to post them, your in no position to tell me what to do. For your information its StrO with an 'O' not a 0.

[rushrock]

^ It matters because if you're disagreeing with something and just posting a crappy little sentence saying that you're disagreeing, people will take it as spam. Your posts have a record of being short, negative, and crappy, and I highly doubt that your "thought out posts" exist, or are at least appear once in a blue moon. Do you get it?

 

 

 

And when did he ever present it as a fact?

[Led-Zeppelin]

Haha, I do that when ever I stay in a hotel, call it a reversal, it leaves killer skid marks.

 

 

 

Hey StrOwez keen to go sit in your corner? Your immaturity comes through every post you make.

[leeves]

That story isn't even funny.

 

 

 

 

 

I dont know what planet your living on but here on earth that was funny ^^

[rushrock]

Haha, I do that when ever I stay in a hotel, call it a reversal, it leaves killer skid marks.

 

That's disgusting. Do you mean that doing that leaves streaks of crap lined on the toilet rim? Sick. :lol: :-X

[Led-Zeppelin]

Haha, I do that when ever I stay in a hotel, call it a reversal, it leaves killer skid marks.

 

That's disgusting. Do you mean that doing that leaves streaks of crap lined on the toilet rim? Sick. :lol: :-X

 

 

 

Haha, yeah, all the way down the front of the bowl, then the cleaners have to clean it off. Only God knows why someone would choose to do it at their girlfriends parents house, you're supposed to kiss their [wagon].

[Futurama]

The once when my girlfriend was stopping over, I was tired and needed to shower. I got naked, walked across the landing (as usual, hahah) and went in the bathroom. Wasn't until I was stood in the shower that I realised she was already in there getting her make up off, hahah. Not really bad, just weird.

[Sir_Alex85]

^ Yo babay, why don't joo take dat dere make-up off in da showah wit me?

[Bubsa]

Surprised this was new to many of you :P We call that a "Danger-Crap" where we're from. The only difference being, you actively call someone into the bathroom and see if you make it in time.

 

 

 

Of course, there are other variants for uhh...ahem, *other* activities. :-w