Zombie Plans-Revised

[Furah]

There's also a low,low risk of it being lit accidentally since it requires a huge heat source to be lit. If we keep the fuses separate, and they don't randomly get hit by lightning we'd be ok.

 

I don't think going out in a storm would be smart anyways, if the rain gets bad enough you won't be able to see well. Fog would also be bad, a few weeks ago we had fog so bad you couldn't see 20m ahead of you. :ohnoes:

[Knotch_Blade]

Petrol bomb perhaps, would make it more fun to light and sure, if we're facing unpreventable doom we might as well have some fun right?

 

 

 

The goal is to live through the zombie invasion :P

[Seraphi]

Hey, we're very close to 100 pages now, and I think we're the second biggest thread in the OT at the moment?

 

GO TZDF!

[Kiriyama]

How much of it isn't spam though?

 

 

 

Though people, ask yourself this. Isn't it going to be hard to leave behind the ones you love, knowing that they are probably less informed. Hell, I'd save my entire family, and like... 3 girls I know because just letting them die would be hard. (Mage_Man can probably name em)

 

 

 

And choosing who to save is an even harder choice.

[Needaname]

Well lets do it like this imagine the zombie invasion starts here at this moment.

 

If-

 

Zombies are almost human, think the same but not the same food preferences...[1]

 

Zombies that are stupid, slow and very smelly.[2]

 

Zombies of various types, fast or strong or both, etc.[3]

 

 

 

[1]

 

I'll try to run outside and get some friends that knows how to survive this, make it only survive us get to any store or other for temporally weapon i'll try to use ANYTHING thats on my hands then get weapons but if the zombies are as smart as common people they'll try to use guns almost like a war that when you die you join the other gang :ohnoes: i'll try to get a deep, very well protected but still not 100% capture a zombie and try to find its weak point and kill them easy.

 

Plan B: join them.

 

 

 

[2]

 

Not to much problem not to much pression but still i need to get my team and wepons after that happens, shot them in the head and try to find a very deep place with high security and live there till all die or i die...

 

 

 

[3]

 

We have serious problems is probable i die after i get out my house, i'll try to join some oficial team, like the military after they pass my house after almost all of them i'll try to get a team of 3-4 from the survivors and carry weapons almost like some games... but yeah plan b will most die.

[Furah]

Well lets do it like this imagine the zombie invasion starts here at this moment.

 

If-

 

Zombies are almost human, think the same but not the same food preferences...[1]

 

Zombies that are stupid, slow and very smelly.[2]

 

Zombies of various types, fast or strong or both, etc.[3]

 

[1] Use semi auto weapons, move to an island.

 

[2] Use semi auto weapons, move to an island.

 

[3] Use semi auto weapons, move to an island.

 

 

 

Do you see a pattern here?

[Wisp]

Well lets do it like this imagine the zombie invasion starts here at this moment.

 

If-

 

Zombies are almost human, think the same but not the same food preferences...[1]

 

Zombies that are stupid, slow and very smelly.[2]

 

Zombies of various types, fast or strong or both, etc.[3]

 

[1] Use semi auto weapons, move to an island.

 

[2] Use semi auto weapons, move to an island.

 

[3] Use semi auto weapons, move to an island.

 

 

 

Do you see a pattern here?

 

Well for 3, automatics would be better if they could swim, and were like l4d infected. I wouldn't want to fight a tank with just a semi-auto. Normal humans would be the easiest to outlast. After a few months, when everyone was zombified, they'd just die from lack of food. I have more than enough food in my house to last me atleast a month. If I really ration it I could make it two. I have a well which I can also pump manually so water isn't an issue. And I live in the middle of nowhere.

[ProtoGuy]

Well lets do it like this imagine the zombie invasion starts here at this moment.

 

If-

 

Zombies are almost human, think the same but not the same food preferences...[1]

 

Zombies that are stupid, slow and very smelly.[2]

 

Zombies of various types, fast or strong or both, etc.[3]

 

[1] Use semi auto weapons, move to an island.

 

[2] Use semi auto weapons, move to an island.

 

[3] Use semi auto weapons, move to an island.

 

 

 

Do you see a pattern here?

 

Well for 3, automatics would be better if they could swim, and were like l4d infected. I wouldn't want to fight a tank with just a semi-auto. Normal humans would be the easiest to outlast. After a few months, when everyone was zombified, they'd just die from lack of food. I have more than enough food in my house to last me atleast a month. If I really ration it I could make it two. I have a well which I can also pump manually so water isn't an issue. And I live in the middle of nowhere.

 

Wait, I thought we were just doing romeros...

[Wisp]

Well lets do it like this imagine the zombie invasion starts here at this moment.

 

If-

 

Zombies are almost human, think the same but not the same food preferences...[1]

 

Zombies that are stupid, slow and very smelly.[2]

 

Zombies of various types, fast or strong or both, etc.[3]

 

[1] Use semi auto weapons, move to an island.

 

[2] Use semi auto weapons, move to an island.

 

[3] Use semi auto weapons, move to an island.

 

 

 

Do you see a pattern here?

 

Well for 3, automatics would be better if they could swim, and were like l4d infected. I wouldn't want to fight a tank with just a semi-auto. Normal humans would be the easiest to outlast. After a few months, when everyone was zombified, they'd just die from lack of food. I have more than enough food in my house to last me atleast a month. If I really ration it I could make it two. I have a well which I can also pump manually so water isn't an issue. And I live in the middle of nowhere.

 

Wait, I thought we were just doing romeros...

 

We are, but the guy was saying if they were different types of zombies.

 

 

 

If I had to choose Four types of weapons to last me forever these would be be them:

 

An assault rifle that can be put on semi. I would never put it on auto unless there were raiders, but AR clips are like 3 times as big as semi-auto rifle clips.

 

I think an m4 with an m26 MASS (underbarrel shotgun attachment) and a silencer would be my best choice.

 

A pistol, with an attachable barrel extension, high capacity clip, and a silencer. Probably a pistol I linked to earlier made by h&k.

 

A good semi-auto rifle, with a longer barrel and a scope, and a silencer if possible. Probably one I liked earlier, also made by h&k, and the ammo would be shared between the rifle and the pistol.

 

And then a switchblade with about a 5-6" blade.

[PlzPuddngPlz]

I'm back!

 

 

 

Anyways, my plan depends on where I am at the time.

 

 

 

If I'm upstairs in my house, I grab the baseball bat beside my bed, destroy zombies in the immediate vicinity, then move all food and usefull stuff upstairs in my house and destroy the staircase then camp in the attic/roof.

 

*Note* If this does not come about until I have access to weapons, I will camp on the roof directly outside of my brother's room, and snipe them from there.

 

 

 

If downstairs: Proceed with plan A (above)

 

Plan B: If unable to proceed with plan A, due to various circumstances (zombie is between me and the staircase) grab the baseball bats that I keep besides all entrances to my home, destroy zombies, then proceed with plan A.

 

 

 

If at school: Run to the industrial-size paper cutter, pull off it's blade, then wield it like a sword, dealing with the immediate threat, then make my way to my home and proceed with plan A

 

 

 

If anywhere else: destroy the immediate threat, then make my way to one of the locations listed above.

 

 

 

*Note* In event of a large-scale uprising, my plans will most likely fail, but I should have noticed by then and proceeded with any of the above methods and fled the area.

 

 

 

P.S. It's kind of ironic that I don't play baseball.

 

 

 

*EDIT* I'm assuming I'm dealing with Max Brooks zombies, the stupid, slow kind.

[depresins]

Probably just die. Only feasible places are coastal regions,which is where nearly our entirely population lives. Gun control is very tight, and I can't legally own a firearm anyway. Firearms stores are few and far between, and generally just stock bare minimums such as bolt action rifles and shotguns.

 

 

 

My plan is drop quite a few oxys then take a little nap.

[Seraphi]

Just thought the shaolin spade deserves a mention, since I saw it in the guide, and it looks like it could be a very effective thrusting and slashing weapon.

 

Also, I stocked up on water purifying tablets :D

[H2PM]

i think chuck norris on his own should do the trick..

 

Screw Chuck Norris, get Bruce Lee. Hes the only known being in this UNIVERSE to defeate Chuck Norris.

 

 

 

no! during the fight chuck norris just got bored and fell asleep.

 

[/Denial]

 

 

 

 

 

The world is boring now that swine flu has been settling down...

 

 

 

[hide=Off Topic]99 PAGE POSTER!! ARRROOGLE *twiches*[/hide]

[EGmaestro]

rofl my school newspaper, the antlerette, has articles written by the students, i opened up the newest one, on the very first page, the first article, was what to do during a zombie invasion. :lol: i lol'd. hard. the only problem was it was very poorly written and almost all the facts in it were completly wrong. ill scan it into my comp and post it if i can..

[Seraphi]

rofl my school newspaper, the antlerette, has articles written by the students, i opened up the newest one, on the very first page, the first article, was what to do during a zombie invasion. :lol: i lol'd. hard. the only problem was it was very poorly written and almost all the facts in it were completly wrong. ill scan it into my comp and post it if i can..

 

Make sure your fellow students receive our criticisms.

[Kiriyama]

rofl my school newspaper, the antlerette, has articles written by the students, i opened up the newest one, on the very first page, the first article, was what to do during a zombie invasion. :lol: i lol'd. hard. the only problem was it was very poorly written and almost all the facts in it were completly wrong. ill scan it into my comp and post it if i can..

 

Make sure your fellow students receive our criticisms.

 

 

 

And our stabbings.

 

 

 

Or is that only me? I mean, you don't want these people wasting supplies. Do you? DO YOU?

[Seraphi]

rofl my school newspaper, the antlerette, has articles written by the students, i opened up the newest one, on the very first page, the first article, was what to do during a zombie invasion. :lol: i lol'd. hard. the only problem was it was very poorly written and almost all the facts in it were completly wrong. ill scan it into my comp and post it if i can..

 

Make sure your fellow students receive our criticisms.

 

 

 

And our stabbings.

 

 

 

Or is that only me? I mean, you don't want these people wasting supplies. Do you? DO YOU?

 

Oh I can think of better uses for people like them.

 

Experiment subjects...bait....training dummies.....Yeah, sounds about right.

 

 

 

Anyways, does anybody know how easily a shaolin spade could be obtained? That thing looks pretty badass.

[Knotch_Blade]

let them be infected, so they can die by our w34p0wnz

[Furah]

let them be infected, so they can die by our w34p0wnz

 

Why not kill them now? Saves us having to shoot them, plus we can just poison/stab/break their necks and they'll die, no need to shoot their brains

[walka92]

who woulda thought a zombie thread would get 100 pages...nearly

[Sir_Redhead]

let them be infected, so they can die by our w34p0wnz

 

Why not kill them now? Saves us having to shoot them, plus we can just poison/stab/break their necks and they'll die, no need to shoot their brains

 

 

 

Because that my friend, is way....to easy.

[Knotch_Blade]

Think of the satisfaction to pwn the ex-human n00bs.

[indy500fan]

If they are regular zombies killing an normal human being through the heart/with poison would be wasteful, they would come back and you would have to destroy their brain. During those circumstances the best thing to do is cremate the body right away.

[Wisp]

Plus shooting someone in the head is a lot easier than breaking their neck or stabbing them or poisoning them.

[Manafi]

Poison= Have to wait for poison to kill them

 

Breaking neck= Need to get close range

 

Stabbing= Also close range

 

Headshot= Longrange and quick

 

 

 

So shooting someone in the head wins :thumbup: