Zombie Plans-Revised

[Dizzle229]

No they are not zombies because they are alive!

 

 

 

They just dont eat people, they beat the living Crap out of people.

 

 

 

Zombies = dead, require head shot.

 

 

 

28 days later = not dead, but inraged people, and dont need to require a head shot.

 

 

 

Zombies don't have to be dead!

 

 

 

Technically, there are no Romero zombies either, considering that the word zombie comes from voodoo.

 

 

 

So we're both wrong on EVERYTHING. Either way, why do you care what they're called? It doesn't matter.

[H2PM]

Mmm...

 

Good point.

 

The only reason why im caring is because im bored of this snow day already.. :wall: #-o

[Dizzle229]

Oh, snowday for you too? East Coast?

[K112]

I have a realtivly foolproof - and yet simple - plan for the inevitable zombie attack.

 

 

 

You see, i would stay in my house at the top of the stairs, and when the zombies come near me, I push them down the stairs. They might even hit some other zombies on the way down and stop them from getting to me.

 

 

 

This wouldnt kill them the first time, but after a while they would die, start piling up and blocking the entrance to the staircase.

 

 

 

You see, simple and effective :thumbsup:

[pureprayer]

I have a realtivly foolproof - and yet simple - plan for the inevitable zombie attack.

 

 

 

You see, i would stay in my house at the top of the stairs, and when the zombies come near me, I push them down the stairs. They might even hit some other zombies on the way down and stop them from getting to me.

 

 

 

This wouldnt kill them the first time, but after a while they would die, start piling up and blocking the entrance tot he staircase.

 

 

 

You see, simple and effective :thumbsup:

 

And when zombies destroy your stairs from the bottom?

[Wisp]

I have a realtivly foolproof - and yet simple - plan for the inevitable zombie attack.

 

 

 

You see, i would stay in my house at the top of the stairs, and when the zombies come near me, I push them down the stairs. They might even hit some other zombies on the way down and stop them from getting to me.

 

 

 

This wouldnt kill them the first time, but after a while they would die, start piling up and blocking the entrance tot he staircase.

 

 

 

You see, simple and effective :thumbsup:

 

And when zombies destroy your stairs from the bottom?

 

One: Pushing a zombie down stairs isn't going to kill them. What if one grabs your arm as you push it, and bites you?

 

Two: How long do you think you could stand in one place, pushing zombies every 10 seconds before falling asleep?

 

Three: You'd run out of food just waiting in your house.

[pureprayer]

I have a realtivly foolproof - and yet simple - plan for the inevitable zombie attack.

 

 

 

You see, i would stay in my house at the top of the stairs, and when the zombies come near me, I push them down the stairs. They might even hit some other zombies on the way down and stop them from getting to me.

 

 

 

This wouldnt kill them the first time, but after a while they would die, start piling up and blocking the entrance tot he staircase.

 

 

 

You see, simple and effective :thumbsup:

 

And when zombies destroy your stairs from the bottom?

 

One: Pushing a zombie down stairs isn't going to kill them. What if one grabs your arm as you push it, and bites you?

 

Two: How long do you think you could stand in one place, pushing zombies every 10 seconds before falling asleep?

 

Three: You'd run out of food just waiting in your house.

 

Four: Zombies can crawl

[Wisp]

If you were to stay in your house, the best thing to do would be to first:

 

Lock all windows and doors, and prop furniture against them, close the curtains, so atleast there's less sign that you're there. Then, get all your supplies and stuff upstairs. Fill all the sinks and bathtubs and containers with water, if the water pressure is still on. You'll need it later. Then, take an axe, or something, and destroy the staircase, to the point that a zombie wouldn't be able to get up.

 

This would work for a medium sized outbreak, one that the gvmnt would come and clean up, but if there was no government left, you'd die from lack of food or water eventually.

[Georgelemmons]

If you were to stay in your house, the best thing to do would be to first:

 

Lock all windows and doors, and prop furniture against them, close the curtains, so atleast there's less sign that you're there. Then, get all your supplies and stuff upstairs. Fill all the sinks and bathtubs and containers with water, if the water pressure is still on. You'll need it later. Then, take an axe, or something, and destroy the staircase, to the point that a zombie wouldn't be able to get up.

 

This would work for a medium sized outbreak, one that the gvmnt would come and clean up, but if there was no government left, you'd die from lack of food or water eventually.

 

*takes notes*

[Dizzle229]

doom... you seem to have thought alot about this. Have you had... experience?

[Wisp]

doom... you seem to have thought alot about this. Have you had... experience?

 

Heh. I just read the zombie survival guide too many times.

 

Plus I've taken wilderness first aid/survival courses, and all, so I know the basic things you have to do to survive.

[Guest]

Nice plan, doom. If i were to stay in my house, i'd do this: (Assuming my house has an upstairs :P )

 

 

 

1. Go upstairs, bring something can can produce food by itself, like a chicken (eggs).

 

 

 

2. Close curtains, turn lights off, throw some mustard around the house and the stiars, to throw off your scent.

 

 

 

3. attach a rope ladder to the window, with some sort of garden at the bottem.

 

 

 

4. like you said, fill the tubs and sinks, you'll need it.

 

 

 

5. Rig something to the roof to catch watter, and some sort of filter.

 

 

 

6. Have a trampoline, or something to cath me at the ground in case i need a quick escape.

 

 

 

7. rig a generator to an exercise bike, powering a computer or a television/gaming system and computer. This is important, you'll go crazy if you have no one to communicate with, even a chatbot should work.

 

 

 

8. Destroy stairs.

 

 

 

So, basically im chillin' up there, playing xbox, and I have my trusty dog with me to alert me if i'm about to get wtfpwned. My food supply is my chicken and garden, which i can throw seeds onto from up high, and rainwater should keep me-and my fod- alive. The bike should keep me fit, so i wont curl-up and die of diabeties. I can acess my garden via rope ladder, which i can roll up so im basically untouchable. The way i see it, it's damn near impossible for zombies to come and infect me, and i have the nessicities, food, water, shelter. It would be nearly impossible for zombies to even find me, also. Oh, and a mounted machine gun turret somewhere on the roof for extra ownage.

[Lenin64]

But what if they're spider-zombies? I mean, if they can rewrite DNA or whatever they do to take control, who says they can't rapidly mutate genes to produce wall-crawling zombies?

[Wisp]

But what if they're spider-zombies? I mean, if they can rewrite DNA or whatever they do to take control, who says they can't rapidly mutate genes to produce wall-crawling zombies?

 

Then I'm moving to the moon.

[Guest]

But what if they're spider-zombies? I mean, if they can rewrite DNA or whatever they do to take control, who says they can't rapidly mutate genes to produce wall-crawling zombies?

 

Then I'm moving to the moon.

 

 

 

Im with you.

[Dizzle229]

But what if they're spider-zombies? I mean, if they can rewrite DNA or whatever they do to take control, who says they can't rapidly mutate genes to produce wall-crawling zombies?

 

Then I'm moving to the moon.

 

 

 

Im with you.

 

 

 

Goddess should come too (I hear she has a ballpit).

[pureprayer]

But what if they're spider-zombies? I mean, if they can rewrite DNA or whatever they do to take control, who says they can't rapidly mutate genes to produce wall-crawling zombies?

 

Then I'm moving to the moon.

 

 

 

Im with you.

 

 

 

Goddess should come too (I hear she has a ballpit).

 

No need for unfunny troll jokes now go study paperclips.

[Lenin64]

But what if they're spider-zombies? I mean, if they can rewrite DNA or whatever they do to take control, who says they can't rapidly mutate genes to produce wall-crawling zombies?

 

Then I'm moving to the moon.

 

 

 

Im with you.

 

 

 

Goddess should come too (I hear she has a ballpit).

 

No need for unfunny troll jokes now go study paperclips.

 

You, my good sir, have completely, and utterly, failed. It is beyond comprehension. SO I'll say it this way:

 

 

 

No.

[pureprayer]

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But what if they're spider-zombies? I mean, if they can rewrite DNA or whatever they do to take control, who says they can't rapidly mutate genes to produce wall-crawling zombies?

 

Then I'm moving to the moon.

 

 

 

Im with you.

 

 

 

Goddess should come too (I hear she has a ballpit).

 

No need for unfunny troll jokes now go study paperclips.

 

You, my good sir, have completely, and utterly, failed. It is beyond comprehension. SO I'll say it this way:

 

 

 

No.

 

Go slaughter some leprechauns :twss:

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You, my good sir, have completely, and utterly, failed. It is beyond comprehension. SO I'll say it this way:

 

 

 

No.

[Dizzle229]

[hide=]

 

No need for unfunny troll jokes now go study paperclips.

 

You, my good sir, have completely, and utterly, failed. It is beyond comprehension. SO I'll say it this way:

 

 

 

No.

 

Go slaughter some leprechauns :twss:

[/hide]

 

You, my good sir, have completely, and utterly, failed. It is beyond comprehension. SO I'll say it this way:

 

 

 

No.

 

 

 

Way to try and insult him by repeating the exact same thing he said.

[pureprayer]

[hide=]

 

No need for unfunny troll jokes now go study paperclips.

 

You, my good sir, have completely, and utterly, failed. It is beyond comprehension. SO I'll say it this way:

 

 

 

No.

 

Go slaughter some leprechauns :twss:

[/hide]

 

You, my good sir, have completely, and utterly, failed. It is beyond comprehension. SO I'll say it this way:

 

 

 

No.

 

 

 

Way to try and insult him by repeating the exact same thing he said.

 

I said it to someone else...

[Skull]

[hide=]

 

No need for unfunny troll jokes now go study paperclips.

 

You, my good sir, have completely, and utterly, failed. It is beyond comprehension. SO I'll say it this way:

 

 

 

No.

 

Go slaughter some leprechauns :twss:

[/hide]

 

You, my good sir, have completely, and utterly, failed. It is beyond comprehension. SO I'll say it this way:

 

 

 

No.

 

 

 

Way to try and insult him by repeating the exact same thing he said.

 

I said it to someone else...

 

Way to hop on the Lenin bandwagon. :wall:

 

 

 

You realize that Lenin isn't that great at all? From what I've observed he isn't even that funny - paperclips was funnier.

 

Lenin is witty, paperclips just said funny stuff that anyone could understand.

[Kiriyama]

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No need for unfunny troll jokes now go study paperclips.

 

You, my good sir, have completely, and utterly, failed. It is beyond comprehension. SO I'll say it this way:

 

 

 

No.

 

Go slaughter some leprechauns :twss:

[/hide]

 

You, my good sir, have completely, and utterly, failed. It is beyond comprehension. SO I'll say it this way:

 

 

 

No.

 

 

 

Way to try and insult him by repeating the exact same thing he said.

 

I said it to someone else...

 

Way to hop on the Lenin bandwagon. :wall:

 

 

 

You realize that Lenin isn't that great at all? From what I've observed he isn't even that funny - paperclips was funnier.

 

 

 

Lenin > You.

[Dizzle229]

Lenin is more witty than funny. And evil.

 

 

 

*insert ballpit joke here*

[Skull]

Ooh, let's all be cool and idolize Lenin, shall we?

 

 

 

Lenin > Communist China

 

What isn't better than china, honestly? (No offense intended to the chinese)