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Lenin is more witty than funny. And evil.

 

 

 

*insert ballpit joke here*

 

I didn't realize.

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Lenin is more witty than funny. And evil.

 

 

 

*insert ballpit joke here*

 

I didn't realize.

 

 

 

Hey, you're the only person I know that can threaten all of society with a ballpoint pen.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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Well, while you guys were talking about me, the zombies have overrun the world. GF.

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Well, while you guys were talking about me, the zombies have overrun the world. GF.

 

All part of your plan, right?

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Well, while you guys were talking about me, the zombies have overrun the world. GF.

 

All part of your plan, right?

 

I hope not, otherwise our defence force will crumble before Lenin's wrath.

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
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Well, while you guys were talking about me, the zombies have overrun the world. GF.

 

All part of your plan, right?

 

I hope not, otherwise our defence force will crumble before Lenin's wrath.

 

 

 

Never! *Pulls out two m16s and holds them Tropic Thunder style*

 

 

 

Yeah guys, we gotta begin planning again.

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Why? We pretty much got it planned, we just need someone to organise it all.

 

 

 

I nominate blackdawn to do it. Since I'm liable to get sidetracked.

 

 

 

I second that nomination. He's my leader, what choice do I have :lol:

 

Assuming I get to shoot some [cabbage].

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Who likes the idea of me driving a hellicopter and you all grab guns and we just go on a spree? Im sure we can survive refulling and eating fresh food as we just cleared a huge pass.

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Who likes the idea of me driving a hellicopter and you all grab guns and we just go on a spree? Im sure we can survive refulling and eating fresh food as we just cleared a huge pass.

 

1: You would need to know how to fly a helicopter. I don't know if you actually can

 

2: Fuel would be gone. It would be extremely rare at best, all gas stations would have been emptied by refugees, except for maybe a couple. And airports would have been scavenged for all they're worth, most likely.

 

3: While this would be ok for a clear area, like a field, try killing every zombie in a urban area from a helicopter. Many would be trapped inside buildings, or in natural cover.

 

4:If for some reason we wanted to help people by killing zombies, a blimp would be best. A lot less refueling, a bigger area for food, and it would be steadier.

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Because not to would violate the agreement I have with him.

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OMG I'd love to be a zombie! I'd join them, definitely :D

 

 

 

Somebody kill this guy.

 

 

 

Seriously, though. Someone create a new epic plan.

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OMG I'd love to be a zombie! I'd join them, definitely :D

 

 

 

Somebody kill this guy.

 

 

 

Seriously, though. Someone create a new epic plan.

 

 

 

I call shooting him just as soon as he's infected.

 

 

 

That's nothing special though, in a zombie apocalypse the group that is most likely to survive is the one that takes the least amount of chances, and that includes shooting people once they become infected, lest they do anything stupid in their last 24 hours to live.

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Who likes the idea of me driving a hellicopter and you all grab guns and we just go on a spree? Im sure we can survive refulling and eating fresh food as we just cleared a huge pass.

 

1: You would need to know how to fly a helicopter. I don't know if you actually can

 

2: Fuel would be gone. It would be extremely rare at best, all gas stations would have been emptied by refugees, except for maybe a couple. And airports would have been scavenged for all they're worth, most likely.

 

3: While this would be ok for a clear area, like a field, try killing every zombie in a urban area from a helicopter. Many would be trapped inside buildings, or in natural cover.

 

4:If for some reason we wanted to help people by killing zombies, a blimp would be best. A lot less refueling, a bigger area for food, and it would be steadier.

 

A blimp? those things require a high alltitute(?), only way to kill zombies that way would be a sniper.

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I'm not positive, but I don't think helicopters use regular gasoline. They might need aviation fuel of some sort. So fuel could be even a bigger problem.

 

 

 

While being in the air would be safer, I wouldn't plan for it. More than likely you'll be stuck on the ground.

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Erm.. Thanks for the nominations guys, although i'm not sure if I have the attention span to organise the thread. In all honesty I think Doom should do it, for the reasons that she is one of the leaders, she probably has a better attention span, and that shes awesome.

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
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I liked that old idea of barricading yourself in the highest building in New York City and having a cade on every floor along with a camera to monitor their movement. You would move all vending machines to the roof along with your guns and have a parachute. Then just pop them all til they get by a cade then repeat on the next floor. P.S reserve the elevator for survivers!

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I'm with blackdawn. And a parachute won't do [cabbage]. Even if you got an enormous running start, you'd only go so far away from the building, then you'd have to pull your shoot. Then the parachute will either get tangled in the building, or, in all likely hood, leave you hanging from a telephone pole or lamp or streetlight below, dangling just above, or in the middle of a horde. And, chances are, if there's ten thousand zombie surrounding your city, they will be close enough that you would only be jumping straight into the middle of them. If somehow you managed to fill the entire building with supplies, destroy all the stairs from the first level (after that everything would be safe), you would have enough food and water for several year. But, then there's the problem with being in a city. What if a fire starts, or there's some other industrial accident. Or, what if the military comes back, and instead of risking thousands of men to clear a heavily infested city, they decide simply destroying the city, by carpet bombing it, is the best option.

 

Anyway, farming several hundred miles away from any town or any center of civilization is the best option.

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Is that it?

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Ok. Look at a city street. depending on how wide the street is, you might have up to 60 feet of space, or as low as 25. There will be tons of lamp posts, and if your unlucky, there will be a streetlight going across the entire road. You probably will get caught up in something. Even if you don't get caught, you will land in a swarm of zombies and die. Not a good idea.

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