Zombie Plans-Revised

[BlackDawn]

Yeah, zombies go after ANYTHING that looks like it's moving or is noticeable. This includes noise, light, smells, and vibrations. If you don't want the horde to be in your face, you keep a low profile. Anything that would alert survivors to your presence alerts zombies as well. Remember that.

 

 

 

Nope. Remember "I Am Legend"? The main character sets up a radio broadcasting on all open frequencies to survivors, and that's how the mother and her child find and rescue him.

 

So zombies can pick up radio waves now? Low-profile here doesn't mean the same as usual.

 

Radio wave recieving zombies? Even if they could recieve them they wouldn't act on them, they'd have no clue where the survivors were, they can't understand speech.

[deathdrow]

Yeah, zombies go after ANYTHING that looks like it's moving or is noticeable. This includes noise, light, smells, and vibrations. If you don't want the horde to be in your face, you keep a low profile. Anything that would alert survivors to your presence alerts zombies as well. Remember that.

 

 

 

Nope. Remember "I Am Legend"? The main character sets up a radio broadcasting on all open frequencies to survivors, and that's how the mother and her child find and rescue him.

 

So zombies can pick up radio waves now? Low-profile here doesn't mean the same as usual.

 

Aren't the things in I am legend considered vampires anyways?

[KwarkBoy]

I kick them in the nuts :o

[BlackDawn]

I kick them in the nuts :o

 

Which would be 100% unaffective. Zombies don't feel pain. Plus, what if it was a female zombie?

[mlskid]

I kick them in the nuts :o

 

Which would be 100% unaffective. Zombies don't feel pain. Plus, what if it was a female zombie?

 

If it were a girl zombie it would depend. Some might get your foot stuck.... :shame:

 

 

 

But as for me I would most likely:

 

I'd run and scream like a little 6-year-old girl.... :wall:

 

Grab a shotgun, and then blow all their heads off inside of an ammunition store.

 

OR just tear my clothes jump into a dirt pile role around and join them all. :thumbsup:

[Lenin64]

I kick them in the nuts :o

 

Which would be 100% unaffective. Zombies don't feel pain. Plus, what if it was a female zombie?

 

Punch her in the ovaries!

[deathdrow]

I kick them in the nuts :o

 

Which would be 100% unaffective. Zombies don't feel pain. Plus, what if it was a female zombie?

 

Punch her in the ovaries!

 

for a week of every month you could distract the female zombies with soap operas, ice cream, and romantic movies.

[PlzPuddngPlz]

Zombie survival guide. Get it. It goes into detail about what to bring, a scientific explaination of what a zombie is, how to kill it, best hiding spots, recorded cases, and what to do in the case of a complete zombie takover (sorry if some1 already posted this).

 

 

 

On a less serious note, feed them vegetarians until they die of malnuturition!

[Skull]

Zombie survival guide. Get it. It goes into detail about what to bring, a scientific explaination of what a zombie is, how to kill it, best hiding spots, recorded cases, and what to do in the case of a complete zombie takover (sorry if some1 already posted this).

 

I think the entire idea of the thread is based off it. ;)

 

 

 

I think most of us that are "serious" about this have read it in any case.

[dragoonson]

Zombie survival guide. Get it. It goes into detail about what to bring, a scientific explaination of what a zombie is, how to kill it, best hiding spots, recorded cases, and what to do in the case of a complete zombie takover (sorry if some1 already posted this).

 

I think the entire idea of the thread is based off it. ;)

 

 

 

I think most of us that are "serious" about this have read it in any case.

 

 

 

Why?I sure haven't.Most of the things here are more on common sense.

[Dizzle229]

I'm going to try and buy it on the Kindel.

[Skull]

I could upload the books for you guys, I have them on my computer.

[Dizzle229]

Do it, because I'm going to try and get a refund on my Kindel download version. It's the kind of book that you want to be able to jump to certain places in, you know? Not just front to back in order.

[Skull]

The .pdf for the copy of the zombie survival guide is messed up some how, parts are only like 3 letters a line. I have a perfectly good copy of World War Z though, and I think I have a copy of the guide that's a scan of the physical book I could upload. I link 'em here in a minute.

 

 

 

http://rapidshare.com/files/204256253/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide.pdf

 

http://rapidshare.com/files/203063441/Max_Brooks_-_World_War_Z.pdf

 

 

 

These should work.

[BlackDawn]

I think we should make it mandatory for every member of the TZDF (Tipit zombie defence force) to read the zombie survival guide.

[Guest]

I think we should make it mandatory for every member of the TZDF (Tipit zombie defence force) to read the zombie survival guide.

 

 

 

Im viewing it now :

[PlzPuddngPlz]

It should be mandatory, but is WWZ worth buying, or is it just an expansion on the recorded cases in the survival guide?

 

 

 

Also, can I call myself part of this "zombie defense force" now?

[Guest]

It should be mandatory, but is WWZ worth buying, or is it just an expansion on the recorded cases in the survival guide?

 

 

 

Also, can I call myself part of this "zombie defense force" now?

 

 

 

Ask blackdawn, and find yourself a position. If not, make one up. Im not sure if we have a scavenger yet, or a stratiegest. Though perhaps blackdawn would be our startegiest. Dunno.

[Wisp]

It should be mandatory, but is WWZ worth buying, or is it just an expansion on the recorded cases in the survival guide?

 

 

 

Also, can I call myself part of this "zombie defense force" now?

 

wwz is one of the best books I've read. It's a fictional zombie apocalypse, told out from the start to finish, pretty much. Highly recommend.

[Guest]

Read a little bit of the guide, and some things came up.

 

 

 

First of all, mabye we should attack the zombies, to help clean the area. Think about it, if we kill, say, 500 zombies, it means there are 500 less threats to deal with. First, we find a high up building. we completly cover up are enterences, and we sit ontop of this building, making as much noise as we can. We have, say, 50 men up there and 5 helicopters. Once the zombies start arriving, they're sitting ducks. They can'y do a thing to harm us, while we have guns, large rocks, bolts, any kind of ammo to kill them with. It doesn't matter how many come, as long as we have plently of ammo. Once we've cleaned them all up, run out of ammo or supplies, we simply fly away on our helicopters. After, of course, burning any dead bodies that we killed.

[ember3579]

Read a little bit of the guide, and some things came up.

 

 

 

First of all, mabye we should attack the zombies, to help clean the area. Think about it, if we kill, say, 500 zombies, it means there are 500 less threats to deal with. First, we find a high up building. we completly cover up are enterences, and we sit ontop of this building, making as much noise as we can. We have, say, 50 men up there and 5 helicopters. Once the zombies start arriving, they're sitting ducks. They can'y do a thing to harm us, while we have guns, large rocks, bolts, any kind of ammo to kill them with. It doesn't matter how many come, as long as we have plently of ammo. Once we've cleaned them all up, run out of ammo or supplies, we simply fly away on our helicopters. After, of course, burning any dead bodies that we killed.

 

 

 

 

 

That leaves too much to chance, though. First off, what happens if one or more of the helicopters malfunctions? What if you don't have enough fuel to get away far enough that the zombies won't be able to follow the sound of your helicopter? What if one of the undead somehow make it up to where you're perched at? And, of course, do you REALLY want to broadcast your position to bandits like that? That's part of why going on the offensive is a dangerous proposition; it can not only go real bad real fast (even by comparison to being defensive), and it gives any looters or various other bad uninfected people a beacon to follow.

[Dizzle229]

The ZSG is alright, but it doesn't cover the running guys, aka the awesome ones.

[Wisp]

The ZSG is alright, but it doesn't cover the running guys, aka the awesome ones.

 

Like 28 days later zombies?

 

That's just because he finds them a lot more unrealistic, and they're not zombies. If the zombies can starve in 28 days later, they can die of thirst. He said in one of his lectures "it should be called 4 days later, and involve the main guy walking out onto the streets and finding a bunch of twitching, barely alive people lying on the street" (paraphrase)

[Guest]

Read a little bit of the guide, and some things came up.

 

 

 

First of all, mabye we should attack the zombies, to help clean the area. Think about it, if we kill, say, 500 zombies, it means there are 500 less threats to deal with. First, we find a high up building. we completly cover up are enterences, and we sit ontop of this building, making as much noise as we can. We have, say, 50 men up there and 5 helicopters. Once the zombies start arriving, they're sitting ducks. They can'y do a thing to harm us, while we have guns, large rocks, bolts, any kind of ammo to kill them with. It doesn't matter how many come, as long as we have plently of ammo. Once we've cleaned them all up, run out of ammo or supplies, we simply fly away on our helicopters. After, of course, burning any dead bodies that we killed.

 

 

 

 

 

That leaves too much to chance, though. First off, what happens if one or more of the helicopters malfunctions? What if you don't have enough fuel to get away far enough that the zombies won't be able to follow the sound of your helicopter? What if one of the undead somehow make it up to where you're perched at? And, of course, do you REALLY want to broadcast your position to bandits like that? That's part of why going on the offensive is a dangerous proposition; it can not only go real bad real fast (even by comparison to being defensive), and it gives any looters or various other bad uninfected people a beacon to follow.

 

 

 

It's risk and reward. You can take the risk, and in the end, you'd be alot safer. And bandits do show up - so what? They still can't reach you. Obviously they could try and gun you, but if its 500 zombies and you shooting at them, looters won't last too long.

[ember3579]

Read a little bit of the guide, and some things came up.

 

 

 

First of all, mabye we should attack the zombies, to help clean the area. Think about it, if we kill, say, 500 zombies, it means there are 500 less threats to deal with. First, we find a high up building. we completly cover up are enterences, and we sit ontop of this building, making as much noise as we can. We have, say, 50 men up there and 5 helicopters. Once the zombies start arriving, they're sitting ducks. They can'y do a thing to harm us, while we have guns, large rocks, bolts, any kind of ammo to kill them with. It doesn't matter how many come, as long as we have plently of ammo. Once we've cleaned them all up, run out of ammo or supplies, we simply fly away on our helicopters. After, of course, burning any dead bodies that we killed.

 

 

 

 

 

That leaves too much to chance, though. First off, what happens if one or more of the helicopters malfunctions? What if you don't have enough fuel to get away far enough that the zombies won't be able to follow the sound of your helicopter? What if one of the undead somehow make it up to where you're perched at? And, of course, do you REALLY want to broadcast your position to bandits like that? That's part of why going on the offensive is a dangerous proposition; it can not only go real bad real fast (even by comparison to being defensive), and it gives any looters or various other bad uninfected people a beacon to follow.

 

 

 

It's risk and reward. You can take the risk, and in the end, you'd be alot safer. And bandits do show up - so what? They still can't reach you. Obviously they could try and gun you, but if its 500 zombies and you shooting at them, looters won't last too long.

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not sure, but I don't think that you can do this particular plan reliably without having your home base nearby. Looters would follow the helicopter, thereby finding your BOA and can plan out a way of getting in, killing you, and taking your s@#%. And if you say that the rooftop's your base, you are woefully uneducated in the ways of the zombie survival.