Lenin64 Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Your plan fails. How many TIFers do you think can actually fly a [bleep] plane? *raises hand* Yea, me too : But I've decided I;m ditching you all and going to live in the Siberian wilderness. By the time this whole apocalypse comes 'round, I'll be prepared. Or already there. I plan to get there by means of car to Alaska until that becomes unfeasable, then walking across the Bering Strait during winter. Unless I'm already there. Then I'll just stay. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Your plan fails. How many TIFers do you think can actually fly a [bleep] plane? *raises hand* Yea, me too : But I've decided I;m ditching you all and going to live in the Siberian wilderness. By the time this whole apocalypse comes 'round, I'll be prepared. Or already there. I plan to get there by means of car to Alaska until that becomes unfeasable, then walking across the Bering Strait during winter. Unless I'm already there. Then I'll just stay. White magic is particularly effective against undead actually. I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Your plan fails. How many TIFers do you think can actually fly a [bleep] plane? *raises hand* Yea, me too : But I've decided I;m ditching you all and going to live in the Siberian wilderness. By the time this whole apocalypse comes 'round, I'll be prepared. Or already there. I plan to get there by means of car to Alaska until that becomes unfeasable, then walking across the Bering Strait during winter. Unless I'm already there. Then I'll just stay. White magic is particularly effective against undead actually. I thought white magic was fueled by desert cards? so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Your plan fails. How many TIFers do you think can actually fly a [bleep] plane? *raises hand* Yea, me too : But I've decided I;m ditching you all and going to live in the Siberian wilderness. By the time this whole apocalypse comes 'round, I'll be prepared. Or already there. I plan to get there by means of car to Alaska until that becomes unfeasable, then walking across the Bering Strait during winter. Unless I'm already there. Then I'll just stay. White magic is particularly effective against undead actually. I thought white magic was fueled by desert cards? Can we not go back to the magic vs zombies discussion that happened some pages ago? That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 I really can't see myself leaving the continent in a zombie outbreak. Why can't we just hide in a forest? Tons of forests hundreds of miles from civilation in canada. Wildlife is food, and rivers won't be too hard to find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Because... A) If you suggest we live in the tree, it makes hunting food and easy escape harder. B) In a dense forest, we're more likely to be taken unawares, and will be easy to ambush. Now there is a matter of which song we play while killing zombies. We need something to lighten the moment. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Because... A) If you suggest we live in the tree, it makes hunting food and easy escape harder. B) In a dense forest, we're more likely to be taken unawares, and will be easy to ambush. Now there is a matter of which song we play while killing zombies. We need something to lighten the moment. I never said aything about living in a tree, though I suggest we have a tree house just incase we need an emergency bail. We don't have to go dense. A huge clearing a dense forest would be nice though, as the density would slow/stop zombies. As far as I'm concerned, zombies would never find us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Theres also the problem of raiders looking for shelter. The forest hides them. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted April 4, 2009 Share Posted April 4, 2009 Because Raiders are human. They'll have survival instinct, and may likely be trying to hide. So there is the chance they will find us, and if they are armed well, as doubtless they will be, they can take out the guards from the edge of the forest, hide in the trees, and slowly take us out. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Now there is a matter of which song we play while killing zombies. We need something to lighten the moment. Oh [cabbage], I want to make a zombie killing soundtrack :shock: [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Now there is a matter of which song we play while killing zombies. We need something to lighten the moment. Oh [cabbage], I want to make a zombie killing soundtrack :shock: All the member of the Defence Force should have 2-3 songs on it. I know of one which will not suit the moment, and make it fun as a result. EDIT:: My 3 for the hell of it: Oishii Two-han Seikatsu Scream - Avenged Sevenfold Any Means Necessary - HammeFall Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 my 3 are Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck - Demon Hunter One - Meatllica I'm So Sick - Flyleaf I was tempted to put in the Benny Hill theme, but it just lost out. ---------------- Listening to: Dragonforce - Through the Fire and Flames Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 You're Gonna Go Far, Kid - Offspring Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmmcannibalism Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 1. zetsuba billy by maximum the hormone 2. lust for blood by gackt on topic any thoughts on the idealness of a lever action rifle such as the winchester 30 30? Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 1. zetsuba billy by maximum the hormone 2. lust for blood by gackt on topic any thoughts on the idealness of a lever action rifle such as the winchester 30 30? Yeah, we've decided they would be pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 1. zetsuba billy by maximum the hormone 2. lust for blood by gackt on topic any thoughts on the idealness of a lever action rifle such as the winchester 30 30? Yeah, we've decided they would be pretty good. Don't forget that any turrets you find randomly placed behind cover have a sort of materializing device that feeds it ammo with out any kind of need for a stock pile of munitions. I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoonson Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Seven Deadly Sins-Flogging Molly. Never Gonna Give You Up-Rick Astley. All Winchesters/Remingtons are automatically mine,friend. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 Never Gonna Give You Up-Rick Astley. This. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlzPuddngPlz Posted April 5, 2009 Share Posted April 5, 2009 All Winchesters/Remingtons are automatically mine,friend. *cues infighting* EDIT: come on, no new posts since last night? Other edit: the song below me sounds good, so I agree with it being our official song. Counterproductivity!: wouldn't playing a (loud) song broadcast our presence to any remaining zombies in the vicinity as evidenced in the WWZ book, page 154, which the link for is conveniently located here: http://rapidshare.com/files/203063441/M ... _War_Z.pdf. you're welcome Sig by me, in MS paint, but I'm still working on it. Suggestions appreciated This guide is as concise as a gourmet's handbook with the guidelines of "Pick up fork, stab food, insert into your mouth, then chew". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 For each time we secure a base or saferoom, we need to play this; [yt]Eo9hMO-p6-U[/yt] A high morale is always the key to victory, ... (guitar solo) I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 ^ OH GOD YES!! That's perfect! All in favour of that being our official song, raise my hand. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 would be good for when were on the run in a slight clear, just make sure someone's got a sniper to pick off the stragglers after we slice through the main horde during the solos. would be good for when one of us dies and we still have a bunch about to close in on us. I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 A rather good song for the occasion I think: Frontline by Pillar. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 A rather good song for the occasion I think: Frontline by Pillar. I love that song lol. SO GETTING BACK ON TOPIC. I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackDawn Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Yes, yes, back on topic I suppose. Of course, wherever we go we'll need some sort of axe for chopping wood, that'll likely be our most basic building material. That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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