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Guys, we have a bigger problem. We need to assemble a guard force around the house of Chuck Norris to prevent his infection. If he goes, it's all over.

 

That made me lol, hard.

 

 

 

I agree with Sword also, we need multiple sacrifices, Pureprayer and this halo dude.

 

 

 

As for Chuck, think about it, do you really think he needs our help?

 

 

 

If they take Chuck. What chance do us lesser mortals have?

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Guys, we have a bigger problem. We need to assemble a guard force around the house of Chuck Norris to prevent his infection. If he goes, it's all over.

 

That made me lol, hard.

 

 

 

I agree with Sword also, we need multiple sacrifices, Pureprayer and this halo dude.

 

 

 

As for Chuck, think about it, do you really think he needs our help?

 

 

 

If they take Chuck. What chance do us lesser mortals have?

 

You know as well as I do that Chuck will never be taken, whatever would make you think such a thing?

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
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Bruce Lee zombie...

 

No worries there, we've got Chuck.

 

Didn't Bruce Lee beat Chuck in a martial arts movie?

 

:shock: Then we may be in a little trouble...

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You never have to worry about Chuck.He would have unleashed this shenanigan with his sperm.

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In the zombie apocalypse, we need not Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee. We need only Chicago Ted.

 

Why not all three?.... Wait, then the universe would implode... Scratch my idea.

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Uhhh...

 

 

 

Jackie Chan?

 

Pfft, amateur...

 

What about Arnold Sch - no idea how to spell it - ennerger?

 

His accent may be enough to stop the zombies, but still no.

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Dead topic is dead.

 

Dead topic is resurrected. Wait, that means....this thread must be a zombie! It's leaking our plans to the legions of the Undead. We're all [bleep]ed unless we wing it.

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Dead topic is dead.

 

HAHAHA WHAT A HILARIOUS POST!

 

 

 

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He's half right, we need to get back on topic.

 

 

 

Now, we need somebody to create a list of supplies each of us has to bring when we meet up, it will definitely consist of one melee weapon and one firearm at least. Now, what else are we to bring?

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Don't even bother, the thread is over. Everyone refuses to acknowledge anything besides Romero zombies and we already have almost 60 pages on them. We pretty much have every little detail worked out right down to who our favorite martial arts fighter is.

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I'm not completly sure the zombies would appreciate Michael Jackson :?

 

 

 

Dizzle, attitudes like that are what kill threads, we need to stay positive! C'mon people! Push a scientist while he's carrying a deadly virus! We want a zombie invasion and we're gonna get one!

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Cant we just dance the zombies away like in Thriller?

 

 

 

So we just throw him to the zombies at our first chance, right?

 

Agreed.

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Cant we just dance the zombies away like in Thriller?

 

 

 

So we just throw him to the zombies at our first chance, right?

 

Agreed.

 

 

 

Nah, he won't live that long. I heard somewhere he doesn't have long.

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Cant we just dance the zombies away like in Thriller?

 

 

 

So we just throw him to the zombies at our first chance, right?

 

Agreed.

 

 

 

Nah, he won't live that long. I heard somewhere he doesn't have long.

 

No i keel all zombies with awesome muscles.

 

 

 

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