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What if we made a clearing in state game lands, built a fence w/ barbed wire, a house, and then hunted for food? And there are plenty of rivers in areas of gameland in PA.

 

 

 

But wait a second, what happens when we encounter those exploding zombies and the massive, havok wreaking mutant zombies?

 

What do we do then once they rip through the fence?

 

 

 

Honestly, we're more likely to come against Romero zombies...

 

Yes I think its stated in the frist post that we are talking about Romero zombies, I.E. Walking dead no mutations, not L4D or RE zombies.

 

 

 

It was edited into the first post that we can come up with plans for ANY type of zombie. Imo Romero zombies are just boring these days.

 

 

 

They are the most likely however.

 

 

 

So now there's a "realistic" zombie? :roll:

 

 

 

Tbh 28 days later is the only one that's actually possible, since we already have a disease that could mutate into it.

 

 

 

They are not zombies. They are humans with what is essentially a mutated form of rabies.

 

 

 

Realistically speaking, the muscles of a dead man are going to be broken down slightly, making limbs stiff, and movement sluggish. Therefore, I conclude that Romero zombies are the most likely.

 

 

 

Consider that their brains are dead, and they have no blood circulation, any natural regeneration possessed by humans will not apply to them. All their cells are dead. They cannot rebuild muscles.

 

 

 

The Romero zombie is more of a husk. A shell taken over by a parasite. However, we're talking about a disease here. This disease is essentially a parasite, taking control of the body, however, it cannot restart a human, it would require to restart their brain, heart, everything. Giving the shell free will.


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But they aren't fun to discuss! They're easy to survive and we all already know what we're doing in that case.

 

 

 

We need a plan for zombies that are actually a threat, not just a matter of putting a wall between you and them.


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But they aren't fun to discuss! They're easy to survive and we all already know what we're doing in that case.

 

 

 

We need a plan for zombies that are actually a threat, not just a matter of putting a wall between you and them.

 

You think hiding for 4 days while smoe infected people flop around on the streets dying from dehydration is fun?


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Yes, because untiring masses of undead who heavy damage to the brain to disable are not a threat because they are slow...

 

 

 

Face it, these do not hunt alone.


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Yes, because untiring masses of undead who heavy damage to the brain to disable are not a threat because they are slow...

 

 

 

Face it, these do not hunt alone.

 

 

 

Jesus Christ, this discussion is meant to be fun and you all seem to be taking this seriously. We have discussed Romero zombies to the point that we all know exactly what to do in a Romero apocalypse. We need something new to talk about rather than just everyone agreeing with each other on building a wall around an area with resources.


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Sure, its meant to be fun.

 

 

 

But we can only pass so far into the realms of fantasy.

 

 

 

And face it, if we were up against intellegent zombies, we'd be royally [bleep]'ed. Untiring masses who can climb, and have mutated to superhuman levels, humanity would stand no chance.


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Sure, its meant to be fun.

 

 

 

But we can only pass so far into the realms of fantasy.

 

 

 

And face it, if we were up against intellegent zombies, we'd be royally [bleep]'ed. Untiring masses who can climb, and have mutated to superhuman levels, humanity would stand no chance.

 

 

 

I think we passed too far into the realms of fantasy when we started an anti-zombie discussion.

 

 

 

If we don't talk about a completely new type of zombie, then this thread is pretty much over.


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If you want to say a possible type of zombie that will provide a challenge, go ahead.

 

 

 

Just don't bring up those infected with a varient of the Rage disease. They're still alive, and will die from dehydration.


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If you want to say a possible type of zombie that will provide a challenge, go ahead.

 

 

 

Just don't bring up those infected with a varient of the Rage disease. They're still alive, and will die from dehydration.

 

 

 

I was talking about DotD remake zombies.

 

 

 

DotD remake zombie discussion... GO!


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Can you elaborate on them?

 

 

 

Some of us haven't seen that.

 

 

 

Romero zombies (dead, stupid, headshot only), but they run. That's about all you need to know.


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If they were really Romero zombies, they couldn't run.

 

 

 

Honestly, its the same method of taking them down as it is for Romero zombies. So no need to alter our plans.


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If they were really Romero zombies, they couldn't run.

 

 

 

Honestly, its the same method of taking them down as it is for Romero zombies. So no need to alter our plans.

 

'Besides the fact that they run.

 

 

 

And what about 28 zombies?

 

What would you do during those 4 days?

 

 

 

To keep thread alive: We know where we're going, but how do we get there, and what do we do on the way? This is something that hasn't been discussed yet.


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If they were really Romero zombies, they couldn't run.

 

 

 

Honestly, its the same method of taking them down as it is for Romero zombies. So no need to alter our plans.

 

 

 

there are some differences if they can run

 

 

 

a. need a larger defensive perimeter since they have faster movement

 

 

 

b. close range combat with a hoarde will be much riskier since fleeing will be nearly impossible.


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If they were really Romero zombies, they couldn't run.

 

 

 

Honestly, its the same method of taking them down as it is for Romero zombies. So no need to alter our plans.

 

 

 

there are some differences if they can run

 

 

 

a. need a larger defensive perimeter since they have faster movement

 

 

 

b. close range combat with a hoarde will be much riskier since fleeing will be nearly impossible.

 

 

 

c. We all become ninjas.


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If they were really Romero zombies, they couldn't run.

 

 

 

Honestly, its the same method of taking them down as it is for Romero zombies. So no need to alter our plans.

 

 

 

there are some differences if they can run

 

 

 

a. need a larger defensive perimeter since they have faster movement

 

 

 

b. close range combat with a hoarde will be much riskier since fleeing will be nearly impossible.

 

 

 

c. We all become ninjas.

 

 

 

d. *hands proto a pistol* thats an easier way to commit suicide. Of course, if we get to wear cool blue/black tights...Hmm, tempting.

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If they were really Romero zombies, they couldn't run.

 

 

 

Honestly, its the same method of taking them down as it is for Romero zombies. So no need to alter our plans.

 

 

 

there are some differences if they can run

 

 

 

a. need a larger defensive perimeter since they have faster movement

 

 

 

b. close range combat with a hoarde will be much riskier since fleeing will be nearly impossible.

 

 

 

c. We all become ninjas.

 

 

 

d. *hands proto a pistol* thats an easier way to commit suicide. Of course, if we get to wear cool blue/black tights...Hmm, tempting.

 

 

 

But ninjas don't die. They simply disappear from existence in every other parallel universe save this one.

 

And besides, who do you think would win?

 

One ninja vs a small village of slow moving, no reaction undead?


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What about zombies that mutated to grow functioning wings? Whatchya gonna do now, punk? Whatchya gonna do?


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What about zombies that mutated to grow functioning wings? Whatchya gonna do now, punk? Whatchya gonna do?

 

 

 

Ride them and fly them into a volcano, DUH.


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What about zombies that mutated to grow functioning wings? Whatchya gonna do now, punk? Whatchya gonna do?

 

You feel lucky, punk?


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What about zombies that mutated to grow functioning wings? Whatchya gonna do now, punk? Whatchya gonna do?

 

One, were talking about romero zombies.

 

 

 

Two;

 

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You guys are relying on ninjas to save us now? Great...

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Uhm go Halo 3? Get a sentinel beam and spawn camp 'em or get a needler and kill the Fat Kid... duh...

 

 

 

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You guys are relying on ninjas to save us now? Great...

 

No, we become ninjas.


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