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Zombie Plans-Revised

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I was talking about MJ.

 

 

 

I was talking about pureprayer.

 

 

 

We talked about using him as a diversion before, but now, I just want to throw him in.

 

 

 

MJ would do no good. Too much plastic surgery.

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

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Pureprayer, that was disgusting.

 

 

 

Anyway, that guy is so muscled he probably can't stretch his arms enough to hit anything or anyone.

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Thanks to Uno for the awsome sig <3

I vote we throw both in.

I vote we throw both in.

 

Agreed.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

I vote we throw both in.

 

Agreed.

 

 

 

Great.

 

 

 

Now we need to go about making a catapult.

I vote we throw both in.

 

Agreed.

 

 

 

Great.

 

 

 

Now we need to go about making a catapult.

 

 

 

No.

 

 

 

I want the pleasure of throwing pureprayer in with my bare hands.

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

I vote we throw both in.

 

Agreed.

 

 

 

Great.

 

 

 

Now we need to go about making a catapult.

 

 

 

No.

 

 

 

I want the pleasure of throwing pureprayer in with my bare hands.

 

 

 

Fine, but can I help? And can we just build a catapult for fun, please?

I vote we throw both in.

 

Agreed.

 

 

 

Great.

 

 

 

Now we need to go about making a catapult.

 

 

 

No.

 

 

 

I want the pleasure of throwing pureprayer in with my bare hands.

 

 

 

They're probably infected anyway, so I'd rather have gloves on when throwing them in.

 

 

 

And yes, we need a catapult, you know, to get rid of the bodies later ;)

I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal.

 

OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.

Someone a little ways back wanted a list of supplies I think?

 

 

 

Here's the one from the guide.

 

 

 

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

Pureprayer, that was disgusting.

 

 

 

Anyway, that guy is so muscled he probably can't stretch his arms enough to hit anything or anyone.

 

Just stand on his head, you're safe there.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Someone a little ways back wanted a list of supplies I think?

 

 

 

Here's the one from the guide.

 

 

 

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Wouldn't a machete serve better than a knife?

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

Sorry guis i'm a necromancer. Zombies do nothing to me.

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.
Sorry guis i'm a necromancer. Zombies do nothing to me.

 

 

 

I hope you realise it would take one hell of a Necromancer to control and manipulate that amount of undead.

 

 

 

The energy involved in doing so would most likely drain you, and holding the control would be difficult. You'd be easy to kill, and assuming you didn't raise them, when you are dead, you are meat to them.

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

Sorry guis i'm a necromancer. Zombies do nothing to me.

 

 

 

I hope you realise it would take one hell of a Necromancer to control and manipulate that amount of undead.

 

 

 

The energy involved in doing so would most likely drain you, and holding the control would be difficult. You'd be easy to kill, and assuming you didn't raise them, when you are dead, you are meat to them.

 

No I summon masses of dead necromancers to control the zombies.

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.
Sorry guis i'm a necromancer. Zombies do nothing to me.

 

 

 

I hope you realise it would take one hell of a Necromancer to control and manipulate that amount of undead.

 

 

 

The energy involved in doing so would most likely drain you, and holding the control would be difficult. You'd be easy to kill, and assuming you didn't raise them, when you are dead, you are meat to them.

 

No I summon masses of dead necromancers to control the zombies.

 

 

 

Won't work.

 

 

 

We can assume they are only puppets, you can control their actions, but you cannot give them the required energy to summon more undead.

 

 

 

For it to work, a spirit with its own free will would have to be possessing a shell, which is not a puppet.

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

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I win i can control all undead.

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.
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I win i can control all undead.

 

 

 

Who says I'm just talking about physical energy?

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I win i can control all undead.

 

 

 

Who says I'm just talking about physical energy?

 

Im suppost to stay alert and focused for hours.

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.
Sorry guis i'm a necromancer. Zombies do nothing to me.

 

[hide=Just kidding]Agreed.[/hide]

 

 

 

How about a swift bullet to the head?

 

 

 

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Then I die and resurrect my self.

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.

Brain function shuts down when you die.

 

 

 

It would be impossible to reanimate yourself. Even then, you'd be a shell. A walking puppet with no-one to control it.

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

Brain function shuts down when you die.

 

 

 

It would be impossible to reanimate yourself. Even then, you'd be a shell. A walking puppet with no-one to control it.

 

Who said I died :lol:

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.
Brain function shuts down when you die.

 

 

 

It would be impossible to reanimate yourself. Even then, you'd be a shell. A walking puppet with no-one to control it.

 

Who said I died :lol:

 

 

 

*points pistol at head, braces*

 

 

 

wait a minute...

 

 

 

*Points pistol at purepayer*

Brain function shuts down when you die.

 

 

 

It would be impossible to reanimate yourself. Even then, you'd be a shell. A walking puppet with no-one to control it.

 

Who said I died :lol:

 

 

 

*points pistol at head, braces*

 

 

 

wait a minute...

 

 

 

*Points pistol at purepayer*

 

Too late all your base are belong to us.

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Pureprayer, you're awesome.

Wow, guys. Are you serious right now? This is like watching 3rd graders try to win imagination game at recess by making themselves "everything-proof".

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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