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[hide=Woody Harrelson claims he mistook photographer for zombie]Woody Harrelson claims he mistook photographer for zombie

 

 

 

* Story Highlights

 

* Woody Harrelson defends his clash with a photographer at a New York airport

 

* Statement through publicist says he was still in character from zombie movie

 

* Harrelson: "I quite understandably mistook [the photographer] for a zombie"

 

* Harrelson is being sued by another TMZ photographer for an alleged assault

 

 

 

By Alan Duke

 

CNN

 

 

 

(CNN) -- Woody Harrelson defended his clash with a photographer at a New York airport Wednesday night as a case of mistaken identity -- he says he mistook the cameraman for a zombie.

 

Woody Harrelson says he got into a clash with a photographer because he mistook him for a zombie.

 

 

 

Woody Harrelson says he got into a clash with a photographer because he mistook him for a zombie.

 

 

 

The TMZ photographer filed a complaint with police claiming the actor damaged his camera and pushed him in the face at La Guardia Airport, according to an airport spokesman.

 

 

 

"We're looking into this allegation and if it's warranted, we'll turn it over to the proper authorities," said Port Authority of New York and New Jersey spokesman Ron Marsico.

 

 

 

The photographer, who was not identified, captured the encounter on a small camera after his larger one was broken.

 

 

 

Harrelson, who is being sued by another TMZ photographer for an alleged assault in 2006, did not deny his involvement.

 

 

 

"I wrapped a movie called 'Zombieland,' in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character," Harrelson said in a statement issued Friday by his publicist.

 

 

 

"With my daughter at the airport I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie," he said.

 

 

 

TMZ.com posted two videos of the incident, including one recorded by the larger camera before it was damaged.

 

 

 

The first video shows the photographer following Harrelson and his daughter down an escalator and out of the terminal. It ends with Harrelson apparently reaching for the lens.

 

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The second video begins with the photographer accusing Harrelson of breaking his camera.

 

 

 

After Harrelson returns the camera to him, a scuffle appears to ensue.

 

 

 

"Woody, this is assault. Woody, this is assault," the photographer is heard saying. "Woody, chill out. Would you please chill out?"

 

 

 

The photographer continues to follow Harrelson for another four minutes as the actor and his daughter walk to the airport parking lot. At one point, Harrelson again turns toward the cameraman.

 

 

 

"I'm being chased by Woody Harrelson while I'm talking to you," the photographer says as he talks to an unidentified person on a cell phone.

 

 

 

"He hit me in my face, he broke my friggin' camera, he broke the camera in pieces," he said.

 

 

 

Harrelson, his daughter and a driver get inside an SUV and the encounter ends.

 

 

 

In the movie "Zombieland," Harrelson plays "the most frightened person on Earth" looking for refuge from zombies, according to the Internet Movie Database

 

 

 

Filming on the movie wrapped in Atlanta, Georgia, on Wednesday, according to director Ruben Fleischer's Web site.

 

 

 

TMZ photographer Josh Levine filed a lawsuit against Harrelson last year for an alleged attack outside a Hollywood nightclub in 2006.

 

 

 

Video of that incident, which is also posted on TMZ.com, also appeared to show Harrelson grabbing a camera and clashing with the photographer.

 

 

 

Los Angeles prosecutors declined to press charges against the actor, but Levine filed a suit last summer asking for $2.5 million in damages.

 

 

 

"Woody Harrelson has a history of anger management issues with people and we intend to put a stop to this," Cyrus Nownejad, Levine's lawyer, said Friday.

 

 

 

TMZ is partly owned by AOL, part of CNN's parent company, Time Warner.[/hide]


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Haha that's great... But in response to why swords shouldn't be used, you need to get the actual battle ready swords instead of those pos stainless steel ones you can pick up at some novelty shop.


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Am I allowed to say no-life RS things?

 

 

 

If so :[hide=]*rubs hands together* well, good thing we've been training our smithing![/hide]


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Am I allowed to say no-life RS things?

 

 

 

If so :[hide=]*rubs hands together* well, good thing we've been training our smithing![/hide]

 

 

 

No. Just No. Thats incorrect. Go home.

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Am I allowed to say no-life RS things?

 

 

 

If so :[hide=]*rubs hands together* well, good thing we've been training our smithing![/hide]

 

 

 

No. Just No. Thats incorrect. Go home.

 

 

 

I lol'd :lol:

 

One feasible option;

 

Set up a barricade in a gun shop.


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Am I allowed to say no-life RS things?

 

 

 

If so :[hide=]*rubs hands together* well, good thing we've been training our smithing![/hide]

 

 

 

Sure, lets bang away at bars of metal with a hammer to fashion weapons.

 

 

 

Despite it being totally unrealistic and wouldn't do more than create a few dents/scratches in the metal. True blacksmithing takes alot more work.


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Am I allowed to say no-life RS things?

 

 

 

If so :[hide=]*rubs hands together* well, good thing we've been training our smithing![/hide]

 

 

 

Sure, lets bang away at bars of metal with a hammer to fashion weapons.

 

 

 

Despite it being totally unrealistic and wouldn't do more than create a few dents/scratches in the metal. True blacksmithing takes alot more work.

 

 

 

Alright, stop talking about "unrealistic" in a thread about zombie survival.

 

 

 

Smithing would be hilarious, you just made me picture the Black Knight from Monty Python getting his limbs bitten off by zombies :lol:


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Look, I'd be fine with it if it didn't refer to RS, and rather reffered to the actual art of smithing in reality.

 

 

 

It'd still be unrealistic to learn how to do it well, but I'd be fine with it, as it has some basis in reality.


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Well, it might do good to get ready. http://www.nola.com/news/?/base/news-1/ ... xml&coll=1 This is in New Orleans. Some random dude was bit by another random dude, after which the dude who bit swallowed the chunk that he bit off. He seems like he's just some nut, but you never really know. On a 1-10 scale, this is about a 3 in alertness, I'd say.


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It'll just be some nutcase.

 

 

 

For one, the disease wouldn't just infect 1 person, and secondly, wouldn't it be more likely for some scientists to be the first infected by the disease?


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It'll just be some nutcase.

 

 

 

For one, the disease wouldn't just infect 1 person, and secondly, wouldn't it be more likely for some scientists to be the first infected by the disease?

 

 

 

 

 

If it's just one person who was initially infected, then it would start out that way.

 

 

 

That would be about equally as likely with a random test subject IF the virus was manmade. New Orleans is surrounded by wetlands, I imagine that there's still some things in there that humans haven't found yet. Random chemicals wouldn't help matters either.


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The only way I can see an outbreak, is if the disease escapes, which is more likely to happen from an accident, than from a test subject escaping.


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What about this?

 

 

 

Most zombies end up like Romero zombies, but in some cases when a person is heavily infected but the injuries aren't life threatening, they turn without dieing, a living human with the mind of a zombie, but since they haven't died, they can run. Most victims die, but about 1 in every 100 zombies is one of these, called a "runner". They can also die from body shots but have a high threshold of pain.

 

 

 

What do we do about them? Surely there would be a few of these mixed in with the big crowds.


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What about this?

 

 

 

Most zombies end up like Romero zombies, but in some cases when a person is heavily infected but the injuries aren't life threatening, they turn without dieing, a living human with the mind of a zombie, but since they haven't died, they can run. Most victims die, but about 1 in every 100 zombies is one of these, called a "runner". They can also die from body shots but have a high threshold of pain.

 

 

 

What do we do about them? Surely there would be a few of these mixed in with the big crowds.

 

 

 

make sure someone in the group is carrying a shotgun/spear/high calibure sniper rifle


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Almost all zombies would end up being like that, by your logic. Unless the zombie literally bites through your neck, it would be hard for it to kill you. This is how most people would be infected:

 

A zombie sneaks up on them, or overpowers them, bites them, the person ends up escaping or killing the zombie, and runs away. They're still infected, but they wouldn't die of natural causes from the bites.

 

The virus shuts down most of the bodies functions, destroys parts of the brain, and then rebuilds the brain. Or something like that.

 

About 12 (?) hour after you're bit, you go into a coma, 23 hours in your heart stops, 24, you're back up.


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I believe it's 23 and your back up, that last hour is just feeding time.


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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

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Wait, then if your're not a zombie for around 24 hours after a bite...So basically for the 24 hours after you got bitten your weak, un able to run and have zombies biting and clawing at you? Swell. I suppose we should carry around methods of suicide now.

 

 

 

Ok, Im bored, so I'm going to make a long boring, dull plan.

 

 

 

First week:

 

 

 

Round up all of the TZDF and go to my house for planning. And yes, this means 24-hour xbox party. Providing nobody wants to play xbox ( :cry: ) we begin to supply. I say we all go to the local sports store and each grab a bike and a knapsack.

 

 

 

Supplys we bring:

 

 

 

Utility knife (each person)

 

6 spare tires (one person)

 

Bicycle pump (one person)

 

Fire arm, 250 rounds, silencer (each)

 

side arm, silencer, 100 rounds (each)

 

Bank card (hey, it's small, and we might get lucky and run into some fool who still wants money)

 

Axe (two people)

 

Medicine kit (each person)

 

GPS (each person)

 

Radio kit (one person)

 

Wireless walkie talkies (each person carries one, with a spare set of batteries

 

Flash Light (each person)

 

Plastic Canteen (each)

 

3 Shovels

 

Packet of seeds x 3 (each)

 

Enough tents to hold us all.

 

And some sort of light food.

 

Oh, almost forgot.

 

 

 

 

 

Pack of cigars for our guy who smokes cigars everytime he sees something explode...

 

And a gatling gun for yours truly.

 

 

 

Now, the plan.

 

 

 

Escaping

 

 

 

Ride our bikes through the forests. The nice part about bikes, is that if they get stuck, we can just carry them. And if, for whatever reason, we don't need/can't use them, we can just ditch them. Anyways. So, I have a route planned out. Basically, we avoid all communities and just ride through the forests. We should "surface" once a month to re supply, preferably in a small town/ghost town. Anyways. Assuming we make decent progress, we should be in a large forest by the end of the month. I think we should use a forest, as there are lots of bodies of water, and most are pretty far from civilation.

 

 

 

Building a town

 

 

 

First, we want to find a high up, flat area. Using our axes, we clearcut a large area, around 2 km by 2 km. This will take awhile, however we are in no hurry. Once we've clearcutted, we will have to dig up the stumps. After we have a large flat ground, we build shelters made out of, you guessed it, gold wood. After we do this, dig a ditch around the shelter. It should be around 5 feet wide and 7 feet deep, to prevent zombies from crawling out. Every day we would check the ditch for any zombies.

 

 

 

Surviving

 

 

 

Plant seeds. We clearcut alot of land, so if we spare some of it for farming, thats a nice supply of food, plus wildlife for protien. We would have a river running by for water, with some sort of river running by for water.

 

 

 

Feel free to pick it apart. :lol:

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you dont really need to carry around suicide methods, if we have weapons we have a method(or the classic jump off a cliff).


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Am I allowed to say no-life RS things?

 

 

 

If so :[hide=]*rubs hands together* well, good thing we've been training our smithing![/hide]

 

 

 

Sure, lets bang away at bars of metal with a hammer to fashion weapons.

 

 

 

Despite it being totally unrealistic and wouldn't do more than create a few dents/scratches in the metal. True blacksmithing takes alot more work.

 

I know, that was sarcasm #-o .

 

 

 

What about this?

 

 

 

Most zombies end up like Romero zombies, but in some cases when a person is heavily infected but the injuries aren't life threatening, they turn without dieing, a living human with the mind of a zombie, but since they haven't died, they can run. Most victims die, but about 1 in every 100 zombies is one of these, called a "runner". They can also die from body shots but have a high threshold of pain.

 

 

 

What do we do about them? Surely there would be a few of these mixed in with the big crowds.

 

 

 

Solanum has a 100% kill rate.


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What about this?

 

 

 

Most zombies end up like Romero zombies, but in some cases when a person is heavily infected but the injuries aren't life threatening, they turn without dieing, a living human with the mind of a zombie, but since they haven't died, they can run. Most victims die, but about 1 in every 100 zombies is one of these, called a "runner". They can also die from body shots but have a high threshold of pain.

 

 

 

What do we do about them? Surely there would be a few of these mixed in with the big crowds.

 

 

 

Solanum has a 100% kill rate.

 

*edit* I will now look like a fool for double posting.

 

 

 

he was speaking hypothetically


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There's no need to double post, qu168, let alone triple post! Please don't make a new post for every quote you reply to, and instead try and include them all in a single post.


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Pack of cigars for our guy who smokes cigars everytime he sees something explode...

 

I will be this man. Also, I'll need it for after I [bleep] in my pants after seeing the explosion. You know how it goes.

 

 

 

Cyanide is the more cliched method. We should use that. Or our service pistols.


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you dont really need to carry around suicide methods, if we have weapons we have a method(or the classic jump off a cliff).

 

Shooting yourself is:

 

1: A waste of ammo

 

2: Harder for someone to do than bite down on a pill

 

3: A loud noise. Unless it's silenced. But honestly, try to get a silencer. It's a lot harder that you would think. And unless your brain was destroyed when you jumped off the cliff, you'd still come back.


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Who cares if your wasting ammo if your about to die :|

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