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There's zombies in them thar hills!

 

 

 

Yes, back on topic. How should the team go about building a new life in a place such as Africa? Resources can often be hard to come by.

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There's zombies in them thar hills!

 

 

 

Yes, back on topic. How should the team go about building a new life in a place such as Africa? Resources can often be hard to come by.

 

Oasis? Or we could go into a more tropical jungle setting, like Botswana.

 

Jungle doesn't sound too appealing really, what with all the diseases we could catch while there. Another bad thing about them is the dense trees and bushes make it difficult to spot zombies or bandits.

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There's zombies in them thar hills!

 

 

 

Yes, back on topic. How should the team go about building a new life in a place such as Africa? Resources can often be hard to come by.

 

Oasis? Or we could go into a more tropical jungle setting, like Botswana.

 

Jungle doesn't sound too appealing really, what with all the diseases we could catch while there. Another bad thing about them is the dense trees and bushes make it difficult to spot zombies or bandits.

 

That's very true, what if I headed to... my dentist appointment? :)

 

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There's zombies in them thar hills!

 

 

 

Yes, back on topic. How should the team go about building a new life in a place such as Africa? Resources can often be hard to come by.

 

Oasis? Or we could go into a more tropical jungle setting, like Botswana.

 

Jungle doesn't sound too appealing really, what with all the diseases we could catch while there. Another bad thing about them is the dense trees and bushes make it difficult to spot zombies or bandits.

 

 

 

WAIT!

 

 

 

I've got the perfect plan. All we need is a few billion.

 

 

 

Let us begin the construction of Vaults!

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There's zombies in them thar hills!

 

 

 

Yes, back on topic. How should the team go about building a new life in a place such as Africa? Resources can often be hard to come by.

 

Oasis? Or we could go into a more tropical jungle setting, like Botswana.

 

Jungle doesn't sound too appealing really, what with all the diseases we could catch while there. Another bad thing about them is the dense trees and bushes make it difficult to spot zombies or bandits.

 

 

 

WAIT!

 

 

 

I've got the perfect plan. All we need is a few billion.

 

 

 

Let us begin the construction of Vaults!

 

You win 999,999,999 internets, that is the best plan I've ever heard!

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Fr lack of anything else to really discuss, I will throw out an intentionally bad idea: Why don't we find a house in a rural area and just surround the perimeter with barbed wire fences that go fairly high? Even if it doesn't kill the zombies, they could be mutilated to an extent trying to climb up, and then they'll be easy to finish off.

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Actually, thats pretty good.

 

 

 

Of course, the problem is supplies, but with a big enough perimeter, we can sustain ourselves.

 

What if we made a clearing in state game lands, built a fence w/ barbed wire, a house, and then hunted for food? And there are plenty of rivers in areas of gameland in PA.

 

 

 

But wait a second, what happens when we encounter those exploding zombies and the massive, havok wreaking mutant zombies?

 

What do we do then once they rip through the fence?

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Actually, thats pretty good.

 

 

 

Of course, the problem is supplies, but with a big enough perimeter, we can sustain ourselves.

 

What if we made a clearing in state game lands, built a fence w/ barbed wire, a house, and then hunted for food? And there are plenty of rivers in areas of gameland in PA.

 

 

 

But wait a second, what happens when we encounter those exploding zombies and the massive, havok wreaking mutant zombies?

 

What do we do then once they rip through the fence?

 

 

 

Honestly, we're more likely to come against Romero zombies...

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Actually, thats pretty good.

 

 

 

Of course, the problem is supplies, but with a big enough perimeter, we can sustain ourselves.

 

What if we made a clearing in state game lands, built a fence w/ barbed wire, a house, and then hunted for food? And there are plenty of rivers in areas of gameland in PA.

 

 

 

But wait a second, what happens when we encounter those exploding zombies and the massive, havok wreaking mutant zombies?

 

What do we do then once they rip through the fence?

 

 

 

Honestly, we're more likely to come against Romero zombies...

 

Yes I think its stated in the frist post that we are talking about Romero zombies, I.E. Walking dead no mutations, not L4D or RE zombies.

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Actually, RE zombies are mostly based on Romero zombies, are they not?

 

 

 

Aside from the biological Tyrant weapons, and Lickers, and those Crimson ones which I forget what they are called.

 

I don't remember either.

 

But if its only Romero zombies then just a [bleep]ed wall with a few... moderations would work just fine.

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Actually, thats pretty good.

 

 

 

Of course, the problem is supplies, but with a big enough perimeter, we can sustain ourselves.

 

What if we made a clearing in state game lands, built a fence w/ barbed wire, a house, and then hunted for food? And there are plenty of rivers in areas of gameland in PA.

 

 

 

But wait a second, what happens when we encounter those exploding zombies and the massive, havok wreaking mutant zombies?

 

What do we do then once they rip through the fence?

 

 

 

Honestly, we're more likely to come against Romero zombies...

 

Yes I think its stated in the frist post that we are talking about Romero zombies, I.E. Walking dead no mutations, not L4D or RE zombies.

 

 

 

It was edited into the first post that we can come up with plans for ANY type of zombie. Imo Romero zombies are just boring these days.

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Actually, thats pretty good.

 

 

 

Of course, the problem is supplies, but with a big enough perimeter, we can sustain ourselves.

 

What if we made a clearing in state game lands, built a fence w/ barbed wire, a house, and then hunted for food? And there are plenty of rivers in areas of gameland in PA.

 

 

 

But wait a second, what happens when we encounter those exploding zombies and the massive, havok wreaking mutant zombies?

 

What do we do then once they rip through the fence?

 

 

 

Honestly, we're more likely to come against Romero zombies...

 

Yes I think its stated in the frist post that we are talking about Romero zombies, I.E. Walking dead no mutations, not L4D or RE zombies.

 

 

 

It was edited into the first post that we can come up with plans for ANY type of zombie. Imo Romero zombies are just boring these days.

 

 

 

They are the most likely however.

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Actually, thats pretty good.

 

 

 

Of course, the problem is supplies, but with a big enough perimeter, we can sustain ourselves.

 

What if we made a clearing in state game lands, built a fence w/ barbed wire, a house, and then hunted for food? And there are plenty of rivers in areas of gameland in PA.

 

 

 

But wait a second, what happens when we encounter those exploding zombies and the massive, havok wreaking mutant zombies?

 

What do we do then once they rip through the fence?

 

 

 

Honestly, we're more likely to come against Romero zombies...

 

Yes I think its stated in the frist post that we are talking about Romero zombies, I.E. Walking dead no mutations, not L4D or RE zombies.

 

 

 

It was edited into the first post that we can come up with plans for ANY type of zombie. Imo Romero zombies are just boring these days.

 

 

 

They are the most likely however.

 

 

 

So now there's a "realistic" zombie? :roll:

 

 

 

Tbh 28 days later is the only one that's actually possible, since we already have a disease that could mutate into it.

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romero are the most feasible because they are the least "complex". A virus taking over the brain of an organism and controlling it is a lot less biologically challenging then a virus taking over a body and rebuilding it(which would require a ton of calories).

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What if we made a clearing in state game lands, built a fence w/ barbed wire, a house, and then hunted for food? And there are plenty of rivers in areas of gameland in PA.

 

 

 

But wait a second, what happens when we encounter those exploding zombies and the massive, havok wreaking mutant zombies?

 

What do we do then once they rip through the fence?

 

 

 

Honestly, we're more likely to come against Romero zombies...

 

Yes I think its stated in the frist post that we are talking about Romero zombies, I.E. Walking dead no mutations, not L4D or RE zombies.

 

 

 

It was edited into the first post that we can come up with plans for ANY type of zombie. Imo Romero zombies are just boring these days.

 

 

 

They are the most likely however.

 

 

 

So now there's a "realistic" zombie? :roll:

 

 

 

Tbh 28 days later is the only one that's actually possible, since we already have a disease that could mutate into it.

 

 

 

They are not zombies. They are humans with what is essentially a mutated form of rabies.

 

 

 

Realistically speaking, the muscles of a dead man are going to be broken down slightly, making limbs stiff, and movement sluggish. Therefore, I conclude that Romero zombies are the most likely.

 

 

 

Consider that their brains are dead, and they have no blood circulation, any natural regeneration possessed by humans will not apply to them. All their cells are dead. They cannot rebuild muscles.

 

 

 

The Romero zombie is more of a husk. A shell taken over by a parasite. However, we're talking about a disease here. This disease is essentially a parasite, taking control of the body, however, it cannot restart a human, it would require to restart their brain, heart, everything. Giving the shell free will.

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But they aren't fun to discuss! They're easy to survive and we all already know what we're doing in that case.

 

 

 

We need a plan for zombies that are actually a threat, not just a matter of putting a wall between you and them.

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But they aren't fun to discuss! They're easy to survive and we all already know what we're doing in that case.

 

 

 

We need a plan for zombies that are actually a threat, not just a matter of putting a wall between you and them.

 

You think hiding for 4 days while smoe infected people flop around on the streets dying from dehydration is fun?

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Yes, because untiring masses of undead who heavy damage to the brain to disable are not a threat because they are slow...

 

 

 

Face it, these do not hunt alone.

 

 

 

Jesus Christ, this discussion is meant to be fun and you all seem to be taking this seriously. We have discussed Romero zombies to the point that we all know exactly what to do in a Romero apocalypse. We need something new to talk about rather than just everyone agreeing with each other on building a wall around an area with resources.

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Sure, its meant to be fun.

 

 

 

But we can only pass so far into the realms of fantasy.

 

 

 

And face it, if we were up against intellegent zombies, we'd be royally [bleep]'ed. Untiring masses who can climb, and have mutated to superhuman levels, humanity would stand no chance.

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