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Your plan fails.

 

 

 

How many TIFers do you think can actually fly a [bleep] plane?

 

*raises hand*

 

Yea, me too ::'

 

 

 

But I've decided I;m ditching you all and going to live in the Siberian wilderness. By the time this whole apocalypse comes 'round, I'll be prepared. Or already there. I plan to get there by means of car to Alaska until that becomes unfeasable, then walking across the Bering Strait during winter. Unless I'm already there. Then I'll just stay.

 

White magic is particularly effective against undead actually.


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Your plan fails.

 

 

 

How many TIFers do you think can actually fly a [bleep] plane?

 

*raises hand*

 

Yea, me too ::'

 

 

 

But I've decided I;m ditching you all and going to live in the Siberian wilderness. By the time this whole apocalypse comes 'round, I'll be prepared. Or already there. I plan to get there by means of car to Alaska until that becomes unfeasable, then walking across the Bering Strait during winter. Unless I'm already there. Then I'll just stay.

 

White magic is particularly effective against undead actually.

 

 

 

I thought white magic was fueled by desert cards?


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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

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Your plan fails.

 

 

 

How many TIFers do you think can actually fly a [bleep] plane?

 

*raises hand*

 

Yea, me too ::'

 

 

 

But I've decided I;m ditching you all and going to live in the Siberian wilderness. By the time this whole apocalypse comes 'round, I'll be prepared. Or already there. I plan to get there by means of car to Alaska until that becomes unfeasable, then walking across the Bering Strait during winter. Unless I'm already there. Then I'll just stay.

 

White magic is particularly effective against undead actually.

 

 

 

I thought white magic was fueled by desert cards?

 

Can we not go back to the magic vs zombies discussion that happened some pages ago?


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I really can't see myself leaving the continent in a zombie outbreak. Why can't we just hide in a forest? Tons of forests hundreds of miles from civilation in canada. Wildlife is food, and rivers won't be too hard to find.

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Because...

 

 

 

A) If you suggest we live in the tree, it makes hunting food and easy escape harder.

 

 

 

B) In a dense forest, we're more likely to be taken unawares, and will be easy to ambush.

 

 

 

Now there is a matter of which song we play while killing zombies. We need something to lighten the moment.


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Because...

 

 

 

A) If you suggest we live in the tree, it makes hunting food and easy escape harder.

 

 

 

B) In a dense forest, we're more likely to be taken unawares, and will be easy to ambush.

 

 

 

Now there is a matter of which song we play while killing zombies. We need something to lighten the moment.

 

 

 

I never said aything about living in a tree, though I suggest we have a tree house just incase we need an emergency bail.

 

 

 

We don't have to go dense. A huge clearing a dense forest would be nice though, as the density would slow/stop zombies. As far as I'm concerned, zombies would never find us.

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Theres also the problem of raiders looking for shelter.

 

 

 

The forest hides them.

 

If he said he thinks that the zombies won't find us, why would he accept your point about raiders finding us?


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Because Raiders are human.

 

 

 

They'll have survival instinct, and may likely be trying to hide. So there is the chance they will find us, and if they are armed well, as doubtless they will be, they can take out the guards from the edge of the forest, hide in the trees, and slowly take us out.


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Now there is a matter of which song we play while killing zombies. We need something to lighten the moment.

 

Oh [cabbage], I want to make a zombie killing soundtrack :shock:


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Now there is a matter of which song we play while killing zombies. We need something to lighten the moment.

 

Oh [cabbage], I want to make a zombie killing soundtrack :shock:

 

 

 

All the member of the Defence Force should have 2-3 songs on it.

 

 

 

I know of one which will not suit the moment, and make it fun as a result.

 

 

 

EDIT:: My 3 for the hell of it:

 

 

 

Oishii Two-han Seikatsu

 

Scream - Avenged Sevenfold

 

Any Means Necessary - HammeFall


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my 3 are

 

 

 

Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck - Demon Hunter

 

One - Meatllica

 

I'm So Sick - Flyleaf

 

 

 

I was tempted to put in the Benny Hill theme, but it just lost out.

 

 

 

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You're Gonna Go Far, Kid - Offspring


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1. zetsuba billy by maximum the hormone

 

2. lust for blood by gackt

 

 

 

on topic

 

 

 

any thoughts on the idealness of a lever action rifle such as the winchester 30 30?


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1. zetsuba billy by maximum the hormone

 

2. lust for blood by gackt

 

 

 

on topic

 

 

 

any thoughts on the idealness of a lever action rifle such as the winchester 30 30?

 

 

 

Yeah, we've decided they would be pretty good.

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1. zetsuba billy by maximum the hormone

 

2. lust for blood by gackt

 

 

 

on topic

 

 

 

any thoughts on the idealness of a lever action rifle such as the winchester 30 30?

 

 

 

Yeah, we've decided they would be pretty good.

 

 

 

Don't forget that any turrets you find randomly placed behind cover have a sort of materializing device that feeds it ammo with out any kind of need for a stock pile of munitions.


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Seven Deadly Sins-Flogging Molly.

 

Never Gonna Give You Up-Rick Astley.

 

 

 

All Winchesters/Remingtons are automatically mine,friend.


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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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Never Gonna Give You Up-Rick Astley.

 

 

 

 

This.


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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

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All Winchesters/Remingtons are automatically mine,friend.

 

*cues infighting*

 

 

 

 

 

EDIT: come on, no new posts since last night?

 

Other edit: the song below me sounds good, so I agree with it being our official song.

 

Counterproductivity!: wouldn't playing a (loud) song broadcast our presence to any remaining zombies in the vicinity as evidenced in the WWZ book, page 154, which the link for is conveniently located here: http://rapidshare.com/files/203063441/M ... _War_Z.pdf.

 

 

 

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For each time we secure a base or saferoom, we need to play this;

 

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A high morale is always the key to victory,

 

 

 

...

 

(guitar solo)


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^

 

OH GOD YES!! That's perfect!

 

 

 

All in favour of that being our official song, raise my hand.


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The Way of The Fist - Five Finger Death Punch

 

Four Words To Choke Upon - Bullet For My Valentine

 

Never Enough - Five Finger Death Punch

 

Down With The Sickness - Disturbed

 

 

 

\m/ :twisted: \m/


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would be good for when were on the run in a slight clear, just make sure someone's got a sniper to pick off the stragglers after we slice through the main horde during the solos.

 

 

 

would be good for when one of us dies and we still have a bunch about to close in on us.

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A rather good song for the occasion I think: Frontline by Pillar.


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A rather good song for the occasion I think: Frontline by Pillar.

 

I love that song lol.

 

SO GETTING BACK ON TOPIC.


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