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Sure, its meant to be fun.

 

 

 

But we can only pass so far into the realms of fantasy.

 

 

 

And face it, if we were up against intellegent zombies, we'd be royally [bleep]'ed. Untiring masses who can climb, and have mutated to superhuman levels, humanity would stand no chance.

 

 

 

I think we passed too far into the realms of fantasy when we started an anti-zombie discussion.

 

 

 

If we don't talk about a completely new type of zombie, then this thread is pretty much over.

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If you want to say a possible type of zombie that will provide a challenge, go ahead.

 

 

 

Just don't bring up those infected with a varient of the Rage disease. They're still alive, and will die from dehydration.

 

 

 

I was talking about DotD remake zombies.

 

 

 

DotD remake zombie discussion... GO!

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Can you elaborate on them?

 

 

 

Some of us haven't seen that.

 

 

 

Romero zombies (dead, stupid, headshot only), but they run. That's about all you need to know.

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If they were really Romero zombies, they couldn't run.

 

 

 

Honestly, its the same method of taking them down as it is for Romero zombies. So no need to alter our plans.

 

'Besides the fact that they run.

 

 

 

And what about 28 zombies?

 

What would you do during those 4 days?

 

 

 

To keep thread alive: We know where we're going, but how do we get there, and what do we do on the way? This is something that hasn't been discussed yet.

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If they were really Romero zombies, they couldn't run.

 

 

 

Honestly, its the same method of taking them down as it is for Romero zombies. So no need to alter our plans.

 

 

 

there are some differences if they can run

 

 

 

a. need a larger defensive perimeter since they have faster movement

 

 

 

b. close range combat with a hoarde will be much riskier since fleeing will be nearly impossible.

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If they were really Romero zombies, they couldn't run.

 

 

 

Honestly, its the same method of taking them down as it is for Romero zombies. So no need to alter our plans.

 

 

 

there are some differences if they can run

 

 

 

a. need a larger defensive perimeter since they have faster movement

 

 

 

b. close range combat with a hoarde will be much riskier since fleeing will be nearly impossible.

 

 

 

c. We all become ninjas.

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If they were really Romero zombies, they couldn't run.

 

 

 

Honestly, its the same method of taking them down as it is for Romero zombies. So no need to alter our plans.

 

 

 

there are some differences if they can run

 

 

 

a. need a larger defensive perimeter since they have faster movement

 

 

 

b. close range combat with a hoarde will be much riskier since fleeing will be nearly impossible.

 

 

 

c. We all become ninjas.

 

 

 

d. *hands proto a pistol* thats an easier way to commit suicide. Of course, if we get to wear cool blue/black tights...Hmm, tempting.

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If they were really Romero zombies, they couldn't run.

 

 

 

Honestly, its the same method of taking them down as it is for Romero zombies. So no need to alter our plans.

 

 

 

there are some differences if they can run

 

 

 

a. need a larger defensive perimeter since they have faster movement

 

 

 

b. close range combat with a hoarde will be much riskier since fleeing will be nearly impossible.

 

 

 

c. We all become ninjas.

 

 

 

d. *hands proto a pistol* thats an easier way to commit suicide. Of course, if we get to wear cool blue/black tights...Hmm, tempting.

 

 

 

But ninjas don't die. They simply disappear from existence in every other parallel universe save this one.

 

And besides, who do you think would win?

 

One ninja vs a small village of slow moving, no reaction undead?

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What about zombies that mutated to grow functioning wings? Whatchya gonna do now, punk? Whatchya gonna do?

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Uhm go Halo 3? Get a sentinel beam and spawn camp 'em or get a needler and kill the Fat Kid... duh...

 

 

 

Well you could - I mean that - What im trying to say is - .... #-o

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You guys are relying on ninjas to save us now? Great...

 

No, we become ninjas.

 

 

 

Even better.

 

 

 

So if you sucked in a katana, would you become ninja kirby or sword kirby? :lol:

 

Mincemeat.

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All this talk of ninjas is making me paranoid, I keep looking over my shoulder thinking I'll see a ninja.

 

 

 

But wait, what if a ninja became infected? :ohnoes:

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Guys, we have a bigger problem. We need to assemble a guard force around the house of Chuck Norris to prevent his infection. If he goes, it's all over.

 

That made me lol, hard.

 

 

 

I agree with Sword also, we need multiple sacrifices, Pureprayer and this halo dude.

 

 

 

As for Chuck, think about it, do you really think he needs our help?

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It takes forever to train to be ninja, and there are hardly any true ninjas left.

 

Anyways, this discussion is indeed going downhill, AND

 

*shotgun*

 

 

 

All in favour of exclusively discussing "Romero (sp?)" zombies, spam post aye.

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