December 16, 200718 yr What headline would you be scared of seeing in your newspaper. I'd be scared if it said "TWO MEN BAKE FRUIT CAKE, GIVES TO LITTLE CHILD" Stuff like that. Funny stuff or creepy stuff. Also, headlines that you have seen in the paper that everyone can laugh at.
December 16, 200718 yr "The hidden sex tapes of (Insert my name), finally revealed!" Yeah.. that'd be weird. Cool.
December 16, 200718 yr "Local School Districts closed Indefinitely" Oh wait... that's one I would like to see... nevermind... don't worry, you are going to "hell" anyway. wanna race to see who gets there first?Officially reached 100 Combat at 1:33PM EST, June 14, 2007First Dragon Drop: Dragon Chain (Dust Devils) @ 10:48PM EST, July 14, 2008, lv113 combat
December 16, 200718 yr "Couple crushed to death by cow" I read this...the cow fell off a cliff, and landed on a couple driving a car... The crazy part? The cow lived... "The greatest joy a man can know is to conquer his enemies and drive them before him. To ride their horses and take away their possessions. To see the faces of those who were dear to them bedewed with tears, and to clasp their wives and daughters in his arms." -Genghis Khan
December 16, 200718 yr This isn't a headline, but I saw it in a newspaper article ages ago- (this is the actual article word for word, it was a tiny one in The Sun) 'A biker survived a collision with an elephant near Calcutta, India- but was crushed to death when the shocked animal sat on him.' You can't write that stuff.
December 16, 200718 yr This isn't a headline, but I saw it in a newspaper article ages ago- (this is the actual article word for word, it was a tiny one in The Sun) 'A biker survived a collision with an elephant near Calcutta, India- but was crushed to death when the shocked animal sat on him.' You can't write that stuff. The Sun? From around New York City?
December 16, 200718 yr "Pro Wrestling Company WWE goes out of business" Please never....Never....E-VER let that happen Ps. If you dont understand the "never" part, nvm 00:00:0500:00:0400:00:0300:00:0200:00:0100:00:00 Break the Walls down!
December 16, 200718 yr This isn't a headline, but I saw it in a newspaper article ages ago- (this is the actual article word for word, it was a tiny one in The Sun) 'A biker survived a collision with an elephant near Calcutta, India- but was crushed to death when the shocked animal sat on him.' You can't write that stuff. I read quite a few newspapers - I can assure you all the crazy news from India are real. :lol: Sure, it's developing fast, but there's all kinds of crazy stuff happening there, like trains colliding with tigers, people marrying animals to appease gods, etc... Well, maybe weird to us, but to them it's normal. Heck, they probably laugh at western countries for building animal shelter homes when there are real people here living without a home. The Sun? From around New York City? Not sure if you've been to N.Y., you can find anything from a swiss business magazine to the latest news from Australia or North Korea there. The Sun isn't anything special. (Though, he might've read the online edition)
December 16, 200718 yr "Trans-Siberian Orchestra Is Dead" "Trans-Siberian Orchestra Never To Play Again" "Scrubs Cancelled" I would kill myself. :| Some other ones...
December 16, 200718 yr 'A local game called 'runescape' caused a cult religion, current 9million followers' Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored.
December 16, 200718 yr "TABLE TURNS: CASINO GIVES LOCALS MILLIONS FOR CHRISTMAS"... :lol: The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.
December 16, 200718 yr The Sun? From around New York City? Not sure if you've been to N.Y., you can find anything from a swiss business magazine to the latest news from Australia or North Korea there. The Sun isn't anything special. (Though, he might've read the online edition) I live in New York. :P I said New York because he mentioned it was a small article, and The Sun in NYC is a small little newspaper, with only 100,000 copies circulating every day. If he did live in New York, I was curious as to where, that's why I asked.
December 16, 200718 yr "Nick's Newspaper Shutting Down" Well, you did say MY newspaper. :P "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."
December 16, 200718 yr "Runescape shuts down, JaGex HQ bombed" :uhh: :uhh: Proud Retired Council of The GladiatiorzClick here for our website - 110+ F2P Combat Requirements
December 16, 200718 yr "Kevin Rudd elected new Prime Minister" ...oh wait...damn! :wall:John Howard still PM at age 100 :uhh:
December 16, 200718 yr The Sun? From around New York City? Not sure if you've been to N.Y., you can find anything from a swiss business magazine to the latest news from Australia or North Korea there. The Sun isn't anything special. (Though, he might've read the online edition) I live in New York. :P I said New York because he mentioned it was a small article, and The Sun in NYC is a small little newspaper, with only 100,000 copies circulating every day. If he did live in New York, I was curious as to where, that's why I asked. Incorrect. :P The Sun is the largest national tablod paper in Britain, something around 8 million copies a day.
December 16, 200718 yr Oh... would NOT like to see... I really need to read properly... "GEORGE BUSH WINS THE NOBEL PRIZE" :lol: The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.
December 16, 200718 yr Oh... would NOT like to see... I really need to read properly... "GEORGE BUSH WINS THE NOBEL PRIZE" :lol: Way to make extremists blow up Nobel facilities and become a sworn enemy of Sweden.
December 16, 200718 yr "Gordan Brown is prime minister!" Oh wait... Proud Retired Council of The GladiatiorzClick here for our website - 110+ F2P Combat Requirements
December 16, 200718 yr "Global shortages of newspress ink lead t...." :P "Da mihi castitatem et continentam, sed noli modo"
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