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Headlines you would not like to see in your newpaper

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"LHC opening delayed."

 

 

 

It was already moved from November to April/May. My physics teacher keeps going on and on about it <.< I just wish CERN would hurry up...

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"In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

Rooney and dirk kuyt in swap deal.

 

 

 

 

 

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I want to ride that!!!

 

That's what she said yesterday :P

"Will Ferrell wins Oscar"

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Everybody lovin' it, but ain't no body touchin' it

"noobs invade Off-Topic forums on game fansite"

 

 

 

Oh...wait.. :wall:

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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"noobs invade Off-Topic forums on game fansite"

 

 

 

Oh...wait.. :wall:

 

 

 

Haha, what newspapers do you read?! :lol:

I want to ride that!!!

 

That's what she said yesterday :P

"Pritney Spears goes partying", "Paris Hilton has new boyfriend", "George Clooney steps on dog poop", "Prince of england may get divorced".

 

 

 

Yeah, I always die a little inside when I see stupid celebrity headlines. Dunno much about other countires but here in finland those stupid headlines are in ever single grosery store u go.

Reality is hundreds of times more beautiful and more interesting than delusions. Fairy tales just tend to be easier to follow than the wonderful intricacies of life.

"Runescape shuts down, JaGex HQ bombed"

 

 

 

:uhh: :uhh:

 

Even with the new updates? :(

 

 

 

Worst headline ever: "Santa Stricken With Coronary Heart Disease! Bypass Surgery Deemed Impossible! Christmas Ruined!"

 

 

 

:cry:

Worst headline= Chuck Norris Dead!

Worst headline= Chuck Norris Dead!
NO!! :cry: :cry:

finally back in the game! send me a message, all my old friends quit

I laughed so hard I pooped my thong. :lol:
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"The japanese national penis festival comes to america!"

 

 

 

GOD SAVE US!

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"RUSSIA DECLARES SUICIDE"

 

 

 

:ohnoes:

 

 

 

"The japanese national [ANYTHING] festival comes to america!"

 

 

 

GOD SAVE US!

 

 

 

Fix'd.

[if you have ever attempted Alchemy by clapping your hands or

by drawing an array, copy and paste this into your signature.]

 

Fullmetal Alchemist, you will be missed. A great ending to a great series.

"noobs invade Off-Topic forums on game fansite"

 

 

 

Oh...wait.. :wall:

 

 

 

Haha, what newspapers do you read?! :lol:

 

You're asking me that, after all the, "runescape shut down" things?

 

 

 

Here's one I would like to see: "Suicide bomber destroys Antarctica"

 

Freaking penguins.... <.<

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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"BY READING THIS NEWSPAPER YOU HAVE PROVEN YOU ARE MORE ELIGIBLE TO BE PRESIDENT THAN PRESIDENT BUSH!!"

Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne.

 

Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~

 

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!

"BY READING THIS NEWSPAPER YOU HAVE PROVEN YOU ARE MORE ELIGIBLE TO BE PRESIDENT THAN PRESIDENT BUSH!!"

 

w00t!

Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob.

People in OT eat glass when they are bored.

Anything better than what I'm stuck reading in Nigeria.

 

 

 

 

 

Titles like:

 

 

 

1.)Woman turns to goat after car accident

 

 

 

2.) MIRACLE CRUSADE! Pastor Victor Emmanuel preaches in the Liberation Stadium about God's glory and performs miracles!

 

 

 

3.)An Angel Saved Me

 

 

 

4.)Man Arrested Under Suspicions of Juju Use in Voting Polls

 

 

 

5.)He Returned from the Dead!

 

 

 

6.)Armed Robbers Invade Maitama Market

 

 

 

7.) Okada Men in Witchcraft?

 

 

 

8.)Area Boys Terrorize Local Brothel

 

 

 

9.)Cultists Maul Traffic Warden( this one said something about one of the cult boys catching a bullet..........jesus christ...)

 

 

 

10.)Igwe Chukwu Ekwefi Turns 70!

 

 

 

 

 

These were all actual headlines I've seen in the newspaper here and I'd definately not want to see anymore of them. <.<

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"george bush is voted as world's greatest president."

 

 

 

one i'd like to see is:

 

 

 

"al gore got his peace prize removed as what the hell does global warming do with science, literature or the key one here people peace?"

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Keep posting em! :D

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"Nothing Happened, You Just Waisted A Dollar"

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Some people are like slinkies, normally they are dull, but they always give you a smile

when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Your own obituary would suck...

 

Actually, I'd think it'd be quite funny to read it.

 

 

 

I'd hate reading something around the EU building a common military, Bush continuing in office, an outbreak of a disease that killed many people, reading any relative of mine died in a car accident.

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"noobs invade Off-Topic forums on game fansite"

 

 

 

Oh...wait.. :wall:

 

Haha, what newspapers do you read?! :lol:

 

 

 

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He, like us other premenant OTers, reads the string of crappy threads being posted that are complete, well, crap. That thread really ruined OT for a while, I hope it'll die down soon... Or wait, maybe the Admins could move it to General Discussion? Pleeease?

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Channel 4 to run another Big brother until 2028!

 

 

 

:wall:

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