Please keep racism out of this thread. Some "comedy" stereotypes are fine, however anything that puts another country in a negative light is not fine and will this thread to be locked.

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If RuneScape was from Germany the Burthorp Guards would have taken over Falidor and imprisoned the Goblins.

 

 

 

If RuneScape was from China the wall around member areas would be greater and filled with the bodies of the workers who died building it.

 

 

 

If RuneScape was from France there would never had been a god wars, one of the gods would challenge the other and one would immediately surrender.

 

 

 

If RuneScape was from Canada there would be snow at the top of the Wilderness and Maple trees would make yummy Maple syrup.

 

 

 

If RuneScape was from America PKing would be allowed in any city and mildly everywhere else but only on the weekends.

 

 

 

If RuneScape was from Japan the dwarfs would be selling everyone PS3's for outrageous prices.

 

 

 

If RuneScape was from the Netherlands there would be allot more windmills.

 

 

 

If RuneScape was from Columbia you would be able to grow the weeds and ship them to idiots far away who would smoke them.

 

 

 

If RuneScape was from India we could summon Cobra's ... most of the time ....

 

 

 

If RuneScape was from Australia all the farm animals would be replaced with sheep and everything else would be a Kangaroo.

Ok, I might push this a little far lol, but I am African American

 

 

 

If Runescape were from "Black" America

 

-chicken would be the best food

 

-and cornbread

 

-and collard greens

 

-and wine would be Kool-Aid

 

-Beer would all be Fortys

 

-the censors would get rid of everything except ebonics

 

-there would be bars on windows of you POH, and you would need to crawl for fear of drive bys

 

-shopkeepers in general stores would follow you around while you look around

 

-Double spoils if you get a PK in the slums of a large city!

 

-Orange soda would be the drink of choice

 

-minigames would be dominated by us, since we are good at sports...

 

 

 

I feel like an episode of Chappelles Show now...

Something about my country:

 

If it were from Poland there still would be old Pking but with blood ^^(guys in sport outfits)

 

And more vodka and beer.. ugh what else ??

 

There would be a lot of grannies in any church (Whole Poland - that's sad)

 

There would be a pub on every corner (Cracow ftw)

 

There would be a cloth hall at Varrock Square (I mean Market Square in my city - Cracow) Post what you think about our Cloth Hall pic

 

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There would be new kind of food - e.g Pierogi ^^ (if you wanna see 'em just put Pierogi in google)

ts_stormrage, that was a nice one!

 

and I take it you are from Holland hehe

 

 

 

If RS were from Mexico, we would all wear sombrero's and drink tequila

 

 

 

If RS were from Belgium, it would soon be split up into a southern and a northern part.

 

 

 

If RS were from Belgium, we would be able to pee anywhere (a symbol of belgium is Manneken Pis, a statue of a little boy who is peeing)

 

 

 

If RS were from Sweden, our farming would be higher than our woodcutting, as you would have to plant two new trees for every tree you chop

beaches would be cool, I support Rs being Australian for a week!

If runescape was from china,

 

 

 

Instead of huntng there would be whale hunting

 

instead of fishing there would be whaling

 

instead if rogue hunters in bounty hunter there would be illegal whale hunters

 

everyone would be in debt

 

accounts would be handed down the family with great honour

 

instead of swords there would be samurai swords

 

instead of food there would be sushi, noodles and fish and chips

 

every world would be full

 

runescape music tracks would all sound the same

 

you can't change your appearance on tutorial island

 

you can only wear red

 

everyone has to have the same ammount of gold pieces

 

jagex would be corrupt and have alot wealth

 

different coloured dragons would be the runescape gods

 

dogs and cats would be mysteriously gone

 

everything would have neon lights near it

 

instead of quest points honour points are given

 

 

 

lol :D

If Runescape was Italian, pizzas would be expensive

If runescape was from holland All the houses were Canalhouses,and the herring was used with unions :XD: And there was a great number of mills!

If runescape was from the US, Jagex would have PLANTED autoers just to justify their actions. And there'd be illegal immigrants sneaking into varrock...

 

 

 

if it was Canadien, you would be able to heat chocolat milk into hot chocolat. And distill maple sap into maple syrup, and maple sugar. Furthermore, there would be a lot more potatoes. And no one to sell to. And there would be embasies with more security then Varrock castle.

 

 

 

(I'm from these countries, so I'm alowed to steriotype.)

If RuneScape were from Canada we'd all live in igloos

 

 

 

note* I live in Canada so I am allowed to make dumb steryotypical jokes about our climate :thumbsup:

 

CANADA FTW :D :D :D :D

 

 

 

We'd also move around on polar bears, unless global warming got to them first.

What if runescape was from tunisia?

 

You would be able to cook couscous at 99 cooking and it will heal 50 and make your weight 150 kg :XD:

 

You would see 1k ppl destroying varrock because my favourite football team (l'̮̩̉̉toile sportive du sahel) lost in the game against urawa red diamond in the clubs world championships :wall:

In my country America, we would:

 

 

 

Be allowed to PK any1 anywhere @ anytime, and be praised for it.

 

 

 

Appoint a president who has a negative IQ.

 

 

 

Use "enhanced interrogation techniques*" to talk to all npc's.

 

 

 

Have the general population become obese. :thumbsup:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*That's what Mitt Romney (Romnney?) said when questioned on torture.

not all gernman people hate jews and have swastikas in their house -.-

 

Nice lie.

 

 

 

If Runescape was in America instead of stopping RWT and starving thousands of Chinese families in the process, we'd just call it a war on RWT and ruin Runescape's economy.

If it were from New Zealand, it would be a disaster.

 

If it were from any other country, there would be no tea in your house (note: RuneScape is from the UK)

 

 

 

 

AFAIK, people in China and Japan drink tea, too.

 

 

 

If it were from Japan, we would be able to eat raw fish.

 

 

 

If it were from the US, we'd be getting guns a long time ago.

 

 

 

If it were from Scotland, men would not be afraid to wear skirts.

If it was Welsh

 

 

 

a) Leeks would be a weapon of choice

 

B) Mining would be the only old skill allowed

 

c) Singing would become a new skill

 

d) All players would be required to have a pet dragon

 

e) Combat would include the use of sidesteps and dummy runs

 

f) All players would be short with hairy legs ( and thats just the women)

 

g) Drinking "Brains" would temporarily increase your attack level

horrible place, would start a war right when it spawned intio existance...I would not live there...

really racial...just a warning

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If runescape were from Mexico...

 

 

 

1) We would start out in the wild and ppl would jump over the border to varrock (texas) and start new lives as illegals (by tricking the varrok gaurds)

 

 

 

2) tacos would be the next lobbs

 

 

 

3) We would be poor

 

 

 

4) karamja would be equivalent to Cancun

 

 

 

5) our weapons would be ak47s

 

 

 

6) the agility training course would be learning to drive a pick up.

I have another one!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If runescape were irish...

 

 

 

1) everbodies hair color would be red

 

 

 

2) drinking an rs beer would give ur computer a virus

 

 

 

3) quests would be to look for leper cans. (sp)

 

 

 

4)pubs would on every block

 

 

 

5) a mini game would be released on who can drink the most

 

 

 

6) new skill would release on drinking

 

 

 

7) making beer was a skill of its own

If RuneScape was from Russia, vodka would be the only source of healing.

If Rs was from Iceland, then every beautiful place in Rs would be ruined with dams and such other things, just to generate electric power..