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So, if RuneScape would be from an other country, what would be different?

 

 

 

examples:

 

 

 

If it were from any other country, there would be no tea in your house (note: RuneScape is from the UK)

 

 

 

If it were from Germany, there would be 50 different kinds of sausages and beers, and the Freaky Forester would get his own quest series (or is that from Austria?)

 

 

 

If it were from the United States, Pking wouldn't be gone

 

 

 

If it were from France, there wouldn't ever have been PKing

 

 

 

If it were from Iraq, we would be able to fill frogs with nitro (like from Digsite Quest) and shoot them with the fixed Device (people who finished Mournings End part I know what I mean :P)

 

 

 

and more examples from you!!!

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So, if RuneScape would be from an other country, what would be different?

 

 

 

examples:

 

 

 

If it were from any other country, there would be no tea in your house (note: RuneScape is from the UK)

 

 

 

If it were from Germany, there would be 50 different kinds of sausages and beers, and the Freaky Forester would get his own quest series (or is that from Austria?)

 

 

 

If it were from the United States, Pking wouldn't be gone

 

 

 

If it were from France, there wouldn't ever have been PKing

 

 

 

If it were from Iraq, we would be able to fill frogs with nitro (like from Digsite Quest) and shoot them with the fixed Device (people who finished Mournings End part I know what I mean :P)

 

 

 

and more examples from you!!!

 

 

 

If it were from China, we wouldn't be fighting dragons.

 

 

 

The Chinese consider dragons good luck.

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So, if RuneScape would be from an other country, what would be different?

 

 

 

examples:

 

 

 

If it were from any other country, there would be no tea in your house (note: RuneScape is from the UK)

 

 

 

If it were from Germany, there would be 50 different kinds of sausages and beers, and the Freaky Forester would get his own quest series (or is that from Austria?)

 

 

 

If it were from the United States, Pking wouldn't be gone

 

 

 

If it were from France, there wouldn't ever have been PKing

 

 

 

If it were from Iraq, we would be able to fill frogs with nitro (like from Digsite Quest) and shoot them with the fixed Device (people who finished Mournings End part I know what I mean :P)

 

 

 

and more examples from you!!!

 

 

 

If it were from China, we wouldn't be fighting dragons.

 

 

 

The Chinese consider dragons good luck.

 

 

 

So thats why they wanted to ruin rs, because they want to safe dragons!

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So, if RuneScape would be from an other country, what would be different?

 

 

 

examples:

 

 

 

If it were from any other country, there would be no tea in your house (note: RuneScape is from the UK)

 

 

 

If it were from Germany, there would be 50 different kinds of sausages and beers, and the Freaky Forester would get his own quest series (or is that from Austria?)

 

 

 

If it were from the United States, Pking wouldn't be gone

 

 

 

If it were from France, there wouldn't ever have been PKing

 

 

 

If it were from Iraq, we would be able to fill frogs with nitro (like from Digsite Quest) and shoot them with the fixed Device (people who finished Mournings End part I know what I mean :P)

 

 

 

and more examples from you!!!

 

 

 

If it were from China, we wouldn't be fighting dragons.

 

 

 

The Chinese consider dragons good luck.

 

 

 

So thats why they wanted to ruin rs, because they want to safe dragons!

 

 

 

lmfao! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! o [cabbage]! i totally didin't think of that!!!

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So, if RuneScape would be from an other country, what would be different?

 

 

 

examples:

 

 

 

If it were from any other country, there would be no tea in your house (note: RuneScape is from the UK)

 

 

 

If it were from Germany, there would be 50 different kinds of sausages and beers, and the Freaky Forester would get his own quest series (or is that from Austria?)

 

 

 

If it were from the United States, Pking wouldn't be gone

 

 

 

If it were from France, there wouldn't ever have been PKing

 

 

 

If it were from Iraq, we would be able to fill frogs with nitro (like from Digsite Quest) and shoot them with the fixed Device (people who finished Mournings End part I know what I mean :P)

 

 

 

and more examples from you!!!

 

 

 

If it were from China, we wouldn't be fighting dragons.

 

 

 

The Chinese consider dragons good luck.

 

 

 

So thats why they wanted to ruin rs, because they want to safe dragons!

 

 

 

by killing them? #-o

It's acutally sad he doesn't have a job or go to school lol, ah well, hope the sacrafice was worth it, congratz :?.

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If RS was India

 

 

 

-Curry would be the best food in the game

 

-There would be a general store on every corner

 

-There would be no filter

 

-It's not RS marriages anymore, it's ARS marriages. (arranged)

 

-Summoning will be getting a cobra out of a basket

 

-Cows would NOT be killed, ever

 

 

 

 

 

No offence to anyonen that's indian - wait, that's me!

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So, if RuneScape would be from an other country, what would be different?

 

 

 

examples:

 

 

 

If it were from any other country, there would be no tea in your house (note: RuneScape is from the UK)

 

 

 

If it were from Germany, there would be 50 different kinds of sausages and beers, and the Freaky Forester would get his own quest series (or is that from Austria?)

 

 

 

If it were from the United States, Pking wouldn't be gone

 

 

 

If it were from France, there wouldn't ever have been PKing

 

 

 

If it were from Iraq, we would be able to fill frogs with nitro (like from Digsite Quest) and shoot them with the fixed Device (people who finished Mournings End part I know what I mean :P)

 

 

 

and more examples from you!!!

 

 

 

If it were from China, we wouldn't be fighting dragons.

 

 

 

The Chinese consider dragons good luck.

 

 

 

So thats why they wanted to ruin rs, because they want to safe dragons!

 

 

 

by killing them? #-o

 

 

 

They kill them so we cant kill them, so we quit, so no-one kills :anxious: =D> #-o :-w

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yeah, I was already afraid for this.

 

I hope you won't have to lock it.

 

 

 

to next post:

 

he means that there are too many complaints about the recent updates / posts that can hurt people (like the nazi-post)

 

 

 

well dudes, I am off for the night (it is 11.30 pm here)

 

I hope that when I come back tomorrow I can see that my topic is not locked and that there are many new funny posts.

 

 

 

on topic:

 

If RuneScape were from Belgium, we would be able to make potato chips and waffles.

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I can see where this topic is heading already.. It's like a slow-motion car crash.. #-o
Please explain Mr. Bong, I don't see how it is. (Although after you do i'm gonna look like a total [wagon] for not knowing) #-o

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If RuneScape were from China, all players would look the same and be in the same clan. That clan would be called the Player's Liberation Army.

 

 

 

If RuneScape were from Soviet Russia, we wouldn't be playing. The game would be playing us!

 

 

 

If RuneScape were from Canada, the guards in Varrock, Falador, and everywhere else would look the same as the Edgeville guards.

Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall:
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If it were from Holland:

 

 

 

-You'd be able to SMOKE the weeds...

 

-You'd see a LOT more windmills...

 

-Every flower would be a tulip...

 

-Asgarnian Ale would be Heineken...

 

-Beer would be Amstel...

 

-Moonlight Mead would be Oranjeboom...

 

-RS marriages would also be allowed ot be men-men and women-women...

 

-You can get a pregnant charachter aborted...

 

-It'd be ruled by Harry Potter (just look up a pic of Jan-Peter Balkenende, the Dutch Prime Minister)...

 

-Clogs would be a type of shoe you can pic out for your charachter...

 

-Every major wordly holiday (Christmas, Easter, etc) would last twice as long...

 

-There'd be a lot more people around with a darker skin complexion...

 

-There'd be mosques too

 

-And Synagoges

 

-And a LOT more cows, on every green piece of ground where there arent any trees...

 

-Herring would be eaten raw

 

-With onions

 

-The sky, if there was one, would be gray

 

-And orange at night

 

-And it'd be raining

 

-And the rain would come in sideways

 

-Thered be no mountains

 

-Or hills

 

-Islands would rise out of the sea, just cause we can make them

 

-The Dwarven Carts would never run on time

 

-Walking would REALLY be the fastest way to get around

 

-Falador, Varrock, Lumbridge and Ardougne would be very close togeter, almost as if they were 1 city

 

-Farming would be done in Greenhouses

 

-And be the most popular skill

 

-And even have some illegal farming going on too (if you know what I mean)

 

-The guards on Ardougne Square wouldnt dare touch you...

 

-A not-so-random-group-because-they-have-the-same-skin-complexion of players will, though...

 

-The Ardougne Guards will however fine you for running...

 

-Or standing in the wrong place

 

-Falador Partyhall would be a mekka for "herblorists"

 

-Port Sarim would be the largest Seaport... anywhere in the world...

 

-Gnome Air would be sold out to France

 

-And make too much noise

 

-And pollute too much

 

-And occasionally plow itself into an appartment building

 

-And because of so many illegal immigrants, more people reported to be alive after the crash, then there ever were supposed to live in those buildings...

 

-Cheese would be found in a lot more different varietes

 

-Peanutbutter would be a food

 

-As would "hagelslag" (little small chocolate chips)

 

-Typical dinner would be potatoes, some cabbage, and some cow meat or pork...

 

-We'd hope that it would freeze the rivers every year in winter, so we can travel faster on skates form town to town...

 

-Bicycles would be a viable means of transport, and theres one for "free" at major train stations...

 

-Half of the game would effectivly below sealevel...

 

-The game would still be in english because 90% of all dutch people speak it...

 

-It wouldnt help much to put it in dutch anyways, because every 10 minutes of travel you get to speak a different dialect...

 

 

 

And finally

 

 

 

If RuneScape came from Holland:

 

Only dutch people would play it, even if it WAS in english, and if someone from abroad got in, we'd want him out...

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If it were form Holland:

 

 

 

[hide=lots off good stuff]-You'd be able to SMOKE the weeds...

 

-You'd see a LOT more windmills...

 

-Every flower would be a tulip...

 

-Asgarnian Ale would be Heineken...

 

-Beer would be Amstel...

 

-Moonlight Mead would be Oranjeboom...

 

-RS marriages would also be allowed ot be men-men and women-women...

 

-You can get a pregnant charachter aborted...

 

-It'd be ruled by Harry Potter (just look up a pic of Jan-Peter Balkenende, the Dutch Prime Minister)...

 

-Clogs would be a type of shoe you can pic out for your charachter...

 

-Every major wordly holiday (Christmas, Easter, etc) would last twice as long...

 

-There'd be a lot more people around with a darker skin complexion...

 

-There'd be mosques too

 

-And Synagoges

 

-And a LOT more cows

 

-Herring would be eaten raw

 

-The sky, if there was one, would be gray

 

-And it'd be raining

 

-And the rain would come in sideways

 

-Thered be no mountains

 

-Or hills

 

-Islands would rise out of the sea, just cause we can make them

 

 

 

Theres more but you get the picture...[/hide]

 

 

 

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If runescape was from China then every single player would look and act the same. There would be thousands of yew trees and green dragons. Also the players would have no eyes :)

 

 

 

 

 

Actually if runescape was from china you wouldn't be able to play because all the servers would be at 2000 players.

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Some people don't know comedy here, it can be as racist as the READER wants to be. :roll: Chill out, making jokes is NOT the same as hating a race...

 

 

 

Now, jokes aboutmy country.

 

 

 

If RS was Argentina...

 

-There will be a soccer field ever few meters, and a large staduim in every major city

 

-All players will have to be fans of one of the soccer teams.

 

-Rule #1 will force you to love soccer.

 

-Rule #2: Worship soccer.

 

-When things like Dec 10 go down, we riot in the fields and block the roads.

 

-We'll have every holiday off, such as 'Principal's Day' and 'St. Andrew's Day'

 

-If a large Zamorak army would invade we're screwed.

 

-There will be no lobsters or cakes or other foods, only Argentine cruisine and pastries.

 

-If we had buses, they'll ignore all road rules.

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