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(Sorta copied from the "Noobs say the funniest things" thread in General)

 

Same rules from that to this;

 

Block out their name.

 

Small pics, not too big; lags people.

 

Etc.

 

 

 

I haven't got any atm but I might post later :roll:

 

 

 

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Remember if you post actual MSN convos.. You'll need permission from the other person to post it if it contains private stuff 8-)

 

 

 

They dont get permission from people in Noobs say the funniest things.

 

 

 

and + their names would be blocked

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i was talkin to my brother who is stationed in Korea for the u.s. army...

 

 

 

him: hey manny hows everything going?

 

me: not much just ordering more comps.

 

him: for what?

 

me: making a new game..

 

him: anyway im getting married... \'

 

me: wdh... you only been gone for about 14 months..

 

him: eh

 

me: whats about your other gf?

 

him: what about her? she sucks <.< we broke up

 

me: she is right here looking at what you are saying...

 

him: oh ****

 

me: yeah u better go for now...

 

him: later bro

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i was talkin to my brother who is stationed in Korea for the u.s. army...

 

 

 

him: hey manny hows everything going?

 

me: not much just ordering more comps.

 

him: for what?

 

me: making a new game..

 

him: anyway im getting married... \'

 

me: wdh... you only been gone for about 14 months..

 

him: eh

 

me: whats about your other gf?

 

him: what about her? she sucks <.< we broke up

 

me: she is right here looking at what you are saying...

 

him: oh ****

 

me: yeah u better go for now...

 

him: later bro

 

 

 

that makes no sense why would your brother's ex girlfriend be at your house watching you talk to your brother

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~Alex~ It's Like Some Pornographic Magazine- And You Smile. says:

 

One time

 

~Alex~ It's Like Some Pornographic Magazine- And You Smile. says:

 

when I was five

 

~Alex~ It's Like Some Pornographic Magazine- And You Smile. says:

 

my mom told me they didn't wear pants

 

~Alex~ It's Like Some Pornographic Magazine- And You Smile. says:

 

at the pudding factory.

 

~Alex~ It's Like Some Pornographic Magazine- And You Smile. says:

 

I was mortified.

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

XD

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

i dont wear pants........

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

anywhere

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

oh wait!

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

i just rembered

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

that i'm not a 90 year ol man

 

~Alex~ It's Like Some Pornographic Magazine- And You Smile. says:

 

Indeed.

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

who walks about

 

 

 

 

 

Then it got dirty.

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Skype, at 2345 hours:

 

 

 

Friend: Be right back guys, gotta do something.

 

Us (three others): K, lawl.

 

Friend: *In the background* MUM I'M HUNGRY GIVE ME FOOOOOD!

 

 

 

:XD:

 

 

 

Did he find out you all heard that? If so :oops: on him. Hehe.

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~Alex~ It's Like Some Pornographic Magazine- And You Smile. says:

 

One time

 

~Alex~ It's Like Some Pornographic Magazine- And You Smile. says:

 

when I was five

 

~Alex~ It's Like Some Pornographic Magazine- And You Smile. says:

 

my mom told me they didn't wear pants

 

~Alex~ It's Like Some Pornographic Magazine- And You Smile. says:

 

at the pudding factory.

 

~Alex~ It's Like Some Pornographic Magazine- And You Smile. says:

 

I was mortified.

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

XD

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

i dont wear pants........

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

anywhere

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

oh wait!

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

i just rembered

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

that i'm not a 90 year ol man

 

~Alex~ It's Like Some Pornographic Magazine- And You Smile. says:

 

Indeed.

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

who walks about

 

 

 

 

 

Then it got dirty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AHAHAHAHAHA! PUDDING :thumbsup: G!

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Skype, at 2345 hours:

 

 

 

Friend: Be right back guys, gotta do something.

 

Us (three others): K, lawl.

 

Friend: *In the background* MUM I'M HUNGRY GIVE ME FOOOOOD!

 

 

 

HA... wedding crashers.... MUUUUUM WERE HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW MUM!!!!!!!!!!!! where the hell is she anyway?

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Friend:

 

whast EMAIL/HOUSE mean

 

Self:

 

well im changing emails and moving to nebraska

 

Friend:

 

what the [bleep]

 

Friend:

 

wheres nebraska

 

Friend:

 

is that in the states

 

Self:

 

yeah man

 

Friend:

 

[bleep]...

 

Friend:

 

dont move

 

Friend:

 

thats lame

 

Self:

 

well at least nebraska falls is a nice place

 

Friend:

 

when ru moving?....

 

Self:

 

well it depends, I

 

Self:

 

i'm pretty sure i'm staying till the hsc is over because then I'm going to carry over the results [they

 

Self:

 

're applicable in USA too i think]

 

Friend:

 

ru [bleep]ing with me?

 

Friend:

 

lol

 

Self:

 

yes [friend's name]

 

Self:

 

i am [bleep]ing with you

.

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Skype, at 2345 hours:

 

 

 

Friend: Be right back guys, gotta do something.

 

Us (three others): K, lawl.

 

Friend: *In the background* MUM I'M HUNGRY GIVE ME FOOOOOD!

 

 

 

ROFLROFLROFL.

 

 

 

Sorry ... That was hilarious, O:)

 

 

 

Coincidently: 4 main characters in South Park

 

1 always begs his mum to get him food.

 

...

 

 

 

Cartman? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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~Alex~ Really Quite Out Of Sight! says:

 

I wanna like

 

~Alex~ Really Quite Out Of Sight! says:

 

capture a bear

 

~Alex~ Really Quite Out Of Sight! says:

 

dye it pink

 

~Alex~ Really Quite Out Of Sight! says:

 

then re-release it.

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

XD!

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

it would get killed

 

~Alex~ Really Quite Out Of Sight! says:

 

It'll kill itself 'cause the other bears

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

in like

 

~Alex~ Really Quite Out Of Sight! says:

 

would call it fruity.

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

1 second

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

teehee!

 

~Alex~ Really Quite Out Of Sight! says:

 

Teehee.

 

david titsburg ~~> says:

 

naw like a lion would eat it....seeeing as bears and lions live in the same places.....

 

~Alex~ Really Quite Out Of Sight! says:

 

Duh.

 

 

 

 

 

That is my good pal Martin. We have fun conversations, eh.

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in a chat room with friends

 

 

 

me: sup?

 

1: eatin

 

2: r(ap)ing someone

 

3: watchin tv

 

3: wait what?! wtf!!

 

1: you're messed up

 

me: dude, you have problems

 

2: nah.. but the police might find me

 

3: stfu, you're just jokin

 

1: yh rly!

 

me: no wai!

 

 

 

and then it turned into owl quotes.

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