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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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Good catch! I knew the response was familiar. People should really have more respect for this thread than to troll it.

 

 

 

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oops, I almost forgot. SOmeone asked what clothes they should wear along with what they should say. Things to say could be anything. Anything. Quote a popular movie, or the latest Comedy Cenrtal special. Just don't spit out random bullspit. Clothes don't matter really. No matter what you where, unless you live in a really tiny area, you'll be able to identify with someone. The sad truth around my neck of the woods is that if you shop at American Eagle, you gain instant friends #-o

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Good catch! I knew the response was familiar. People should really have more respect for this thread than to troll it.

 

 

 

EDIT:

 

oops, I almost forgot. SOmeone asked what clothes they should wear along with what they should say. Things to say could be anything. Anything. Quote a popular movie, or the latest Comedy Cenrtal special. Just don't spit out random bullspit. Clothes don't matter really. No matter what you where, unless you live in a really tiny area, you'll be able to identify with someone. The sad truth around my neck of the woods is that if you shop at American Eagle, you gain instant friends #-o

 

 

 

 

 

Clothing does matter to an extent. The 3 rules are basically wear clothes that fit well, have identity and peacock.

 

 

 

Whatever you do, have a style. Look at the guy on the left, you can tell by the way he dresses that he doesn't have a wide selection of women. The guy on the right looks the complete opposite.

 

 

 

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Don't just have vans, jeans a basic t and a plain haircut because you just look average. No girl wants to be with an average guy, she is hardwired to want to be with a guy who raises her value. The guy on the right just screams confidence and identity. Low value guys will think he looks like a douche, it might also turn away some women, but he still has a wider selection than a plain looking guy with no fashion rudder.

 

 

 

A girl will align herself with a guy that belongs to a tribe she either wants to join, or visit. If you're in no tribe, you will have a much harder time.

 

 

 

That said, most of you are in high school and you don't really need game when you're in school anyway because it's so easy. Expressing an identity though your clothes will put you a head above the rest though. Look at the emo kids, they all look like douche bags. But they have an identity, so they are often successful with girls. Look at the jocks, same scenario.

 

 

 

If you pick a style, make sure it goes with your personality because otherwise you just seem weird.

The guy on the right looks like a jerk. Jus' sayin'.

 

Apparently I'm a low value guy. :( :lol:

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The guy on the right looks like a jerk. Jus' sayin'.

 

Apparently I'm a low value guy. :( :lol:

 

I thought he looked like a jerk too. I'd rather do the guy on the left based on the clothes they're wearing. :lol: Actually I wouldn't do either but yeah.

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The guy on the right looks like jerk and a douche bag.

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Who do you think that brunette in his picture would rather be with, though?

 

 

 

The guy on the left could go for a shave, though... Or is that dirt ... Either way.

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Anyone wanting to swoon Wong over look like Zac Efron and wear an orange Quiksilver t-shirt and blue jeans.

 

 

 

That's my relationship advice for the day.

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Lolwat? The guy on the left's gonna get a nice girl, the guy on the right is gonna get some psycho [bleep]...

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Yeah it's good to have an identity though honestly the part about looking like a certain group is bs bruh. I have an identity but I am also unique, you never want to look like a dime-a-dozen douche who wears a uniform. Just wear things that express the way you feel, it doesn't have to be perfect, sacrifice alittle to make sure it actually looks nice. Also, never sell out and wear things that aren't true to your personality, if you don't like it DON'T wear it, it's not worth it to sacrifice what you want to impress a dumb girl. Also, never be that guy on the right, so what if he can get girls if everyone else hates him, he's the definition of a TOOL.

Who says everyone else hates him? You have five people on an internet forum saying they don't like him. From a picture, nonetheless.

 

 

 

Although him holding that cellphone pisses me off. Having a cellphone isn't cool.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

Who says everyone else hates him? You have five people on an internet forum saying they don't like him. From a picture, nonetheless.

 

 

 

Although him holding that cellphone pisses me off. Having a cellphone isn't cool.

 

 

 

Oh come on that guy is the definition of tool. You're probably right that not everybody hates him, but I'm willing to guess that those who like him are all tools or wannabetools.

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Who says everyone else hates him? You have five people on an internet forum saying they don't like him. From a picture, nonetheless.

 

 

 

Although him holding that cellphone pisses me off. Having a cellphone isn't cool.

 

On a Runescape forum, on top of that.

 

Yeah, he might not attract the type of girl you want, but he gets the ones he likes (dare I say [bleep]?). Most of Iamdan's advice is geared towards getting popular, pretty, wealthy girls. Keep that in mind.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Who says everyone else hates him? You have five people on an internet forum saying they don't like him. From a picture, nonetheless.

 

 

 

Although him holding that cellphone pisses me off. Having a cellphone isn't cool.

 

 

 

I'm from Tuscaloosa, trust me, I know a tool when I see it. The only people that like tools are wannabetools and [bleep]s(Morons), I mean for god sakes the guy looks like he's trying out for I Love Money.

The guy on the right looks like jerk and a douche bag.

 

It's also because of the expression on his face. and there's a girl with him in the picture.

If anyone knows literally everything about dating, especially the basics (and I mean literally everything), please, just PM me. ::' I was homeschooled for practically my whole life, and I just moved to a new town and a new school, so a fresh start is in order.

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How about this, as long as you don't look like a fool, or like you slept in your clothes, don't worry about what you wear. Where what you want and what you think makes you look good. If someone else doesn't like it than they can live with it.

There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,

and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. That

regret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,

better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret.

It's experience.

 

 

 

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A girl will align herself with a guy that belongs to a tribe she either wants to join, or visit. If you're in no tribe, you will have a much harder time.

 

 

 

 

It looks like the guy on the right belongs to the douche bag tribe. I may or may not be of low value, but the guy on the right is straight club trash. He's got the cell phone out, the douche-smug look on his face, and a random girl he doesn't give a crap about by his side. Yes he'll get girls, but the question is...for how long? A girl looking for a serious commitment and dependability, I'd imagine would go to the guy on the left who clearly would devote themselves to her. Yes to some that takes a away the fun of dating...but it can't possibly be that way for every girl.

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Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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Yeah these guys probably get tons of girls to.

 

But they're [bleep]ing tools that look like morons.

 

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8,180

WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME

#1 Wongtong stalker.

Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!

ian1.jpg

 

Yeah these guys probably get tons of girls to.

 

But they're [bleep] tools that look like morons.

 

pic08551.jpg

 

guido_collage_12408.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ROFLMAO! The half-done fake tans are really all a girl needs in a man. I'm incredibly cheered up by these pictures. You just made my life, thank you! :thumbsup:

EDIT: I posted the wrong link, fixed :oops:

 

 

 

http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?p=6803316#p6803316

 

 

 

Clothing does matter to an extent. The 3 rules are basically wear clothes that fit well, have identity and peacock.

 

 

 

Whatever you do, have a style. Look at the guy on the left, you can tell by the way he dresses that he doesn't have a wide selection of women. The guy on the right looks the complete opposite.

 

 

 

fcut8l.jpg

 

 

 

Don't just have vans, jeans a basic t and a plain haircut because you just look average. No girl wants to be with an average guy, she is hardwired to want to be with a guy who raises her value. The guy on the right just screams confidence and identity. Low value guys will think he looks like a douche, it might also turn away some women, but he still has a wider selection than a plain looking guy with no fashion rudder.

 

 

 

A girl will align herself with a guy that belongs to a tribe she either wants to join, or visit. If you're in no tribe, you will have a much harder time.

 

 

 

That said, most of you are in high school and you don't really need game when you're in school anyway because it's so easy. Expressing an identity though your clothes will put you a head above the rest though. Look at the emo kids, they all look like douche bags. But they have an identity, so they are often successful with girls. Look at the jocks, same scenario.

 

 

 

If you pick a style, make sure it goes with your personality because otherwise you just seem weird.

 

 

 

I know what you mean for advice, but... http://www.officialdatingresource.com/douchebag-syndrome-causes-symptoms-and-treament/ :lol:

 

 

 

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Yeah these guys probably get tons of girls to.

 

But they're [bleep] tools that look like morons.

 

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ROFLMAO! The half-done fake tans are really all a girl needs in a man. I'm incredibly cheered up by these pictures. You just made my life, thank you! :thumbsup:

 

 

 

Oompa-Loompas!!!!

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It's funny how you are all judging this guy and calling him a douche based on 1 picture, just because you don't like his pose and style. Plus you know nothing about him other than that 1 pose. You my friends, are the douches :lol:

 

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Yeah these guys probably get tons of girls to.

 

But they're [bleep] tools that look like morons.

 

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I have never seen such an epic tooly [bleep] parade in my life... :shock:

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Thanks to Quarra for the awesome sig!

Xbox360 Gamertag = Tintin113

It's funny how you are all judging this guy and calling him a douche based on 1 picture, just because you don't like his pose and style. Plus you know nothing about him other than that 1 pose. You my friends, are the douches :lol:

 

Seriously :lol:

 

 

 

Plus, aren't all those pictures of the guys with the tans and hair pranks or something? I honestly don't think anyone would go out with five friends looking exactly the same and expecting to get chicks - or be taken very seriously.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

I'm sorry to interrupt this fascinating conversation about jerks with fake tans, but I need some advice. (I didn't mean for that to make me sound like a jerk :/)

 

 

 

 

 

I'm 16 years old. I've never really had any friends or been in any kind of relationship and didn't care until recently. Now I'm kind of in an awkward position. I won't see anybody until school starts again (early september). Until then, I'm kind of stuck at home. I've kind of been branded as a loner by my peers. Should I try to do something to try to change the way people think of me or just give up on ever having a "normal" relationship? I really have no clue how the "getting a girlfriend" thing works. Any advice on what I should do would be appreciated.

 

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Stuff on the internet keeps saying I should try to find something in common with people and talk about that. I consider this worthless because I don't know how to start a conversation in the first place. Going up to a girl and complementing her on something would be weird because I've never talked to any of them, so that won't work. Obviously nobody will come to me, so I really don't know what to do. I've heard that you should try to sit next to her in class or something (I'm in high school, so I don't need any of that "getting laid at work stuff) and ask about homework or something related to the class. I don't know what kind of school these people go to where they can just break out in conversation in the middle of class, please don't suggest this. I've heard that you could ask her to hang out with you and your friends, but I don't have any friends and I've never "hung out". The only thing I can think of would be to say "hi", but I don't really know what to do after that. I guess I'm just asking for a way to have a conversation with somebody with these circumstances. Any and all help would be greatly appreciated.

I'm sorry to interrupt this fascinating conversation about jerks with fake tans, but I need some advice. (I didn't mean for that to make me sound like a jerk :/)

 

 

 

 

 

I'm 16 years old. I've never really had any friends or been in any kind of relationship and didn't care until recently. Now I'm kind of in an awkward position. I won't see anybody until school starts again (early september). Until then, I'm kind of stuck at home. I've kind of been branded as a loner by my peers. Should I try to do something to try to change the way people think of me or just give up on ever having a "normal" relationship? I really have no clue how the "getting a girlfriend" thing works. Any advice on what I should do would be appreciated.

 

^Background information

 

 

 

Stuff on the internet keeps saying I should try to find something in common with people and talk about that. I consider this worthless because I don't know how to start a conversation in the first place. Going up to a girl and complementing her on something would be weird because I've never talked to any of them, so that won't work. Obviously nobody will come to me, so I really don't know what to do. I've heard that you should try to sit next to her in class or something (I'm in high school, so I don't need any of that "getting laid at work stuff) and ask about homework or something related to the class. I don't know what kind of school these people go to where they can just break out in conversation in the middle of class, please don't suggest this. I've heard that you could ask her to hang out with you and your friends, but I don't have any friends and I've never "hung out". The only thing I can think of would be to say "hi", but I don't really know what to do after that. I guess I'm just asking for a way to have a conversation with somebody with these circumstances. Any and all help would be greatly appreciated.

 

 

 

I'm afraid that at your level on the social ladder there is no easy way out for you, all I can think of is joining a club at school and then talking to people there about the club itself to start a conversation. This gives you a way to see the same people at least every week who (if you chose a club that you like) should at least share a basic interest with you.

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Thanks to Quarra for the awesome sig!

Xbox360 Gamertag = Tintin113

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