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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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Just listen to Eye of the Tiger and some other inspirational music like Manowar - Warriors of the World

 

 

 

And then go for it tiger!

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Felix, je moeder.

Je moeder felix

Je vader, felix.

Felix, je oma.

Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

Felix, je moeder.

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  • Obviously you ask her to come with you. Drive with her to the steepest mountain. Put her in the backpack and spend a week climbing the mountain. You will drink the rain and you will eat like a bear. B

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    mods plz change saq's display name to "estonian dude"

  • Okay so I'm pretty confident at least 2 of you remember me and maybe .5 of you remember how my last post went. To recap, I went on the first date of my life and then a second one that went poorly.   T

A girl i've never seen before(yes she does look hot on photos and a friend who knows her also said she's hot) wants to meet me but i'm not sure of my self what can i do?

 

i think it's because she is so nice to talk with etc.

 

A girl asked you to go with her.

 

 

 

Do it! Do it NAUGH!

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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It's pretty obvious that she thinks you're a cool guy. Chances are on your side...

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

 

 

 

Then grade 7 starts and early in the year she calls me. She was just talking and I was busy playing runescape so I wasn't really listening (FML I was trying to sell 1k minds at w1). I think she thought I didn't want to talk or something and we just siad bye eventually.

 

 

 

 

I don't think she's right for you :P

 

But seriously, if you care more about Runescape than you do her...don't sweat how this turns out.

 

 

 

+1

 

 

 

If you actually did date, Runescape would've interfered anyway. If you're that caught up in video games, then you shouldn't worry about dating for a little while.

 

 

 

+2 I mean seriously, [bleep] selling 1k minds, log off and talk to the girl. I don't even like girls knowing that I play, let alone play wile I'm trying to lay the mack down. 8-)

 

+2 I mean seriously, [bleep] selling 1k minds, log off and talk to the girl. I don't even like girls knowing that I play, let alone play wile I'm trying to lay the mack down. 8-)

 

+3, 10k isn't worth it.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

+5. With max Quest Points you can trade 30k! Do more quests!

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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+6. Has to be 20k or more.

 

Was going to say that.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

+7, My girlfriend likes it when I troll Forsakenmage's CC

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+9. I can't count.

I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.
So, what is 1.111... equal to?

10/9.

 

Please don't continue.

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I really wish I knew how that combobreaker meme went.

I really wish I knew how that combobreaker meme went.

 

C-C-C-Combobreaker :twss: :twss: :twss.

 

That's pretty much it.

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Hegemony-Spain

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I really wish I knew how that combobreaker meme went.

 

C-C-C-Combobreaker :twss: :twss: :twss.

 

That's pretty much it.

 

Pretty sure he was joking and his post was the intended combo breaker.

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Meh, it's 4 am and my internet-sarcasm detector is pretty much gone, so you're probably right, haha.

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Hegemony-Spain

From seven to nine is pretty much the combo breaker imo.

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

Frosted butts.

 

 

 

Can we please go back to the origianl point of this thread now? i don't like spam on the relationship topic.

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

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Or if you actually want to start dating someone, realize that opportunities in Runescape are always there, but some opportunities in real life are only there for a moment.

There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,

and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. That

regret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,

better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret.

It's experience.

First day of school, I've decided to approach every single girl I consider mildly attractive. Not gonna game them, well, I'll do the straight-out confidence method, at least. I've gotten over any approaching anxiety I've had in the past (although school is often a different story), so I'm just gonna [bleep]ing do it. Might as well, I mean, once they get to know me too well, we'll probably both have lost interest.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

First day of school, I've decided to approach every single girl I consider mildly attractive. Not gonna game them, well, I'll do the straight-out confidence method, at least. I've gotten over any approaching anxiety I've had in the past (although school is often a different story), so I'm just gonna [bleep] do it. Might as well, I mean, once they get to know me too well, we'll probably both have lost interest.

 

"Hi, I'm Lenticular J."

 

"Hi."

 

...

 

...

 

...

 

"C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!" :twss:

"The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."

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First day of school, I've decided to approach every single girl I consider mildly attractive. Not gonna game them, well, I'll do the straight-out confidence method, at least. I've gotten over any approaching anxiety I've had in the past (although school is often a different story), so I'm just gonna [bleep] do it. Might as well, I mean, once they get to know me too well, we'll probably both have lost interest.

 

"Hi, I'm Lenticular J."

 

"Hi."

 

...

 

...

 

...

 

"C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!" :twss:

 

 

 

You have got to be [bleep]ing kidding me.

I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.
So, what is 1.111... equal to?

10/9.

 

Please don't continue.

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First day of school, I've decided to approach every single girl I consider mildly attractive. Not gonna game them, well, I'll do the straight-out confidence method, at least. I've gotten over any approaching anxiety I've had in the past (although school is often a different story), so I'm just gonna [bleep] do it. Might as well, I mean, once they get to know me too well, we'll probably both have lost interest.

 

True, true. I lost interest after I got to know you.

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Sig credit goes to ThruItAll. :D

 

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First day of school, I've decided to approach every single girl I consider mildly attractive. Not gonna game them, well, I'll do the straight-out confidence method, at least. I've gotten over any approaching anxiety I've had in the past (although school is often a different story), so I'm just gonna [bleep] do it. Might as well, I mean, once they get to know me too well, we'll probably both have lost interest.

 

"Hi, I'm Lenticular J."

 

"Hi."

 

...

 

...

 

...

 

"C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!" :twss:

 

 

 

Less than three.

 

 

 

Anyways, since I'm sure some noob will yell at me for spam (I seriously just wanted to post the above), I may as well just offer some advice anyways. So, maybe you've heard the saying "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours." Well, there are a lot of different ways to interpret that, but in the following sense, it's actually good advice. If you find yourself in a one way crush, or in your eyes in love/destined to be with someone for the rest of your life (;o) and they don't like you, and you're in the friendzone, I've actually found a potential escape route. Just drop contact with them. Don't ignore them; but don't cater to their every need either. Don't call/text them so often, stop acting so loving, quit dropping hints, and they may realize what they're missing. For me, it's worked every time, except I screwed up each one with an unrelated matter a few months later (that's just my luck).

 

 

 

*Results may vary. Please don't hate me.

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First day of school, I've decided to approach every single girl I consider mildly attractive. Not gonna game them, well, I'll do the straight-out confidence method, at least. I've gotten over any approaching anxiety I've had in the past (although school is often a different story), so I'm just gonna [bleep] do it. Might as well, I mean, once they get to know me too well, we'll probably both have lost interest.

 

Don't come across as desperate though...

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

First day of school, I've decided to approach every single girl I consider mildly attractive. Not gonna game them, well, I'll do the straight-out confidence method, at least. I've gotten over any approaching anxiety I've had in the past (although school is often a different story), so I'm just gonna [bleep] do it. Might as well, I mean, once they get to know me too well, we'll probably both have lost interest.

 

Don't come across as desperate though...

 

Yea really act like your really interested in them.

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