April 24, 201016 yr pick up tactics do not work well on conservative girls. Good thing we live in such a liberal nation. First day of work today. On my 3 hour break, before slaving for again for god knows how long. It's mundane, but it's alright. All guy staff though :thumbsdown: Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
April 24, 201016 yr pick up tactics do not work well on conservative girls. Good thing we live in such a liberal nation. Haha, please. I live in a city with the self-proclaimed most churches per capita, top 3 STD rates in the nation, and a university recognized with its own form of chlamydia - Raider Rash. Just because someone's religious doesn't mean they aren't a person. You're less likely to be [bleep]ing a girl the night you meet her, but she'll feel the exact same feelings. Just interpret them differently. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
April 24, 201016 yr pick up tactics do not work well on conservative girls. Good thing we live in such a liberal nation. Haha, please. I live in a city with the self-proclaimed most churches per capita, top 3 STD rates in the nation, and a university recognized with its own form of chlamydia - Raider Rash. Just because someone's religious doesn't mean they aren't a person. You're less likely to be [bleep]ing a girl the night you meet her, but she'll feel the exact same feelings. Just interpret them differently. I second that (unless it's a religous extremist. They'd never let anything happen before marriage).
April 24, 201016 yr pick up tactics do not work well on conservative girls. Good thing we live in such a liberal nation. Haha, please. I live in a city with the self-proclaimed most churches per capita, top 3 STD rates in the nation, and a university recognized with its own form of chlamydia - Raider Rash. Just because someone's religious doesn't mean they aren't a person. You're less likely to be [bleep]ing a girl the night you meet her, but she'll feel the exact same feelings. Just interpret them differently. I second that (unless it's a religous extremist. They'd never let anything happen before marriage).Hey now, don't go calling people religious extremists just cause they'd never let anything happen before marriage. This category includes half of my friends, and we certainly aren't extremists.
April 24, 201016 yr pick up tactics do not work well on conservative girls. Good thing we live in such a liberal nation. Haha, please. I live in a city with the self-proclaimed most churches per capita, top 3 STD rates in the nation, and a university recognized with its own form of chlamydia - Raider Rash. Just because someone's religious doesn't mean they aren't a person. You're less likely to be [bleep]ing a girl the night you meet her, but she'll feel the exact same feelings. Just interpret them differently. I second that (unless it's a religous extremist. They'd never let anything happen before marriage).Hey now, don't go calling people religious extremists just cause they'd never let anything happen before marriage. This category includes half of my friends, and we certainly aren't extremists. I guess you're right. I worded it very badly. What I meant was that as long as it's not something very strict, Lent's post qualifies.
April 24, 201016 yr Speaking from a religious background, she probably doesn't feel comfortable spending time alone with you. She'd much rather play it safe and hang out with you only in group, so as not to put herself in any "situations." I suggest you spend time with her in groups and build her trust that way. If she's religiously conscious, and avoids the party scene, Dan's techniques will not work. If you want them to work, I suggest you find another girl. Also, from the way you describe her, I doubt she's looking for anyone who doesn't hold similar commitments to her faith as she does. Depending on how much you do the "usual college stuff," you're probably completely off her radar as dateable. When I say college stuff, that was a general statement. I personally don't go to parties, get drunk, smoke, or any of that. I am Christian (as is she), only to a lesser extent. I would say I'm in her ballpark, I just need to get closer.
April 24, 201016 yr In other news, step 2 has been completed. I walked into a country club wearing a suit, and I got hired on the spot. I was in the middle of filling out an application, and the manager guy walks up, shakes my hand and told me to come in tomorow morning for training. Sweet deal. And for this new job, I had to buy some new clothes for work atire. Went to the clothing store 'round the corner, and saw this mega-hottie working the register. Y'know how when you see someone you like, things kind of slow down and that stereotypical angelic crap starts going on in the background? yeah. And it was suddenly broken by her asking me "can I have your number". I stumbled a bit, but gave it to her. I wish it was as pimp as it sounds, she only needed it for credit card information. But I'm gonna try going back there soon, a little more prepared and give a nice "only if I can have yours" as a retort. See how that works out. She's the first girl to get my attention like that in a VERY long time. Exciting. :D Hey, things are moving up! :thumbup: I'm really happy that you're moving away / you've moved away from your ex. I wish you luck in all your enterprises. :) Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
April 24, 201016 yr That's exactly what this method is for, so that the girls wouldn't dismiss you easily. This method was developed and based entirely on certain principles that have been checked countlessly to attract girls, and even so, was tried individually almost 70 times, just to make sure. It works as a build up, and tries to eliminate certain factors. It works, and with good reason- I really have no idea why you're so quick to judge it and dismiss it. I'm not saying I dismiss it entirely, it's similar to what I do. There's just parts of it where I've tried it and found better options, plus I ended up going so in depth it was kinda ridiculous. If she's religiously conscious, and avoids the party scene, Dan's techniques will not work. If you want them to work, I suggest you find another girl. Just because she is religious, that doesn't mean the basic universal laws of attraction don't apply to her. She's still a person. Sure calling her up at 10pm and talking her into coming out might not work, but the same basic ideas apply. I've met a lots of different kinds of women, attraction switches don't change. I second that (unless it's a religous extremist. They'd never let anything happen before marriage). Heh, I remember reading an article about a huge percentage of religious women breaking their no sex before marriage rule even when they initially wanted to stick to it.
April 25, 201016 yr pick up tactics do not work well on conservative girls. Good thing we live in such a liberal nation.Haha, please. I live in a city with the self-proclaimed most churches per capita, top 3 STD rates in the nation, and a university recognized with its own form of chlamydia - Raider Rash. Just because someone's religious doesn't mean they aren't a person. You're less likely to be [bleep]ing a girl the night you meet her, but she'll feel the exact same feelings. Just interpret them differently. Exemplified to prove your case is an exception. In other news, step 3 complete. Found new lady at party tonight. Strange story. I was goig for one girl, but she was giving me the cold shoulder, while another one happen to be sitting right next to me, who was much more open. We talked a bit, held some hands and rubbed some thighs. Got her anme and her address, but no phone number, and she doens't have a facebook. This will prove interesing... Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
April 25, 201016 yr Of course, when you consider that, nationwide, the STD rate is barely better, it really just becomes something to say. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
April 25, 201016 yr Story particulars: Wen to a friends' birthday. He's a chill guy, and one of his good friends is also a close buddy of mine, so we all get along pretty well. The 'birthday boy' is in a band, so he had his band there playing, and he had a few people from his youth group, as well as some neighborhood kids. Fine. But there were a hand full of girls there. 1, his sister [too young], 2 her friend [to young], 3 my neighbor [no interest], 4, her friend [no interest], 5, youth group girl [close buddy's ex], and 6 youth group girl's older sister [my age, and pretty attractive]. So naturally, I went with the girl my age. I tried flirting with her a little, but she wasn't very receptive. She laughed at me when i was trying to be funny, but we didn't really "click". Her sister was cool, but being my friends, ex, and the fact that she had a boyfriend I was kinda "eh" about her. Flirted with her anyway...but no results. Then #4 came into play. I causally grabbed her by the waist and started quoting a "Whose Line is it anyway" drinking song. She knew the words. It was like the angels smiled down on me and said "here ya go". So I took her by the hand, and sat her down by the bond fire and got her talking. This is where it gets pimp. I was subcnciously and naturally pulling all sorts of PUA [cabbage]. And honestly, it came off more as ADD then "player" which I think worked to my advantage. i'd hold her hand, lean in for a kiss, the jump up, rip my shirt off and hug my buddy. I'd through a flirty line in the direction of #6 here and there to keep everyone on their toes. But this one kid was like freakin herpes. I was talking to #4, and he literally just jumped on both of us and said you guys make a good couch. Then as soon as I left my position, he weaseld his way in. Props to him for knowing what he was doing, but god damn it was annoying. It was no isolated incident, either. Lords honestly, he was flirting with all the girls more than I was [and being younger than me, it was okay]. I think I won in the end though. i got to drive her (#4) home :D So, I'm feeling good. I got a job. I have a female interest... Life ain't half bad. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
April 25, 201016 yr rip my shirt off and hug my buddy.Wait what? catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
April 25, 201016 yr Good weekend. Went to a local amusement park, where there just happened to be a cheerleading competition being held... I had been working on finding better clothes and stuff, looking better and it definitely payed off. Ended up with 4 numbers and plenty other girls staring at me, following me into lines, etc. A lot of them were from middle school teams or something though since they looked pretty young. Then, towards the end of the day, me and my friends were playing ring toss, won, and got a 7 foot 6 stuffed banana. I felt like a celebrity with that thing, everyone was saying like nice banana, can i touch it, can we hang out with you... plus it was so fun going up to girls holding this giant banana saying "the banana thinks your hot" for [cabbage]s and giggles. 7 foot 6 bananas are serious chick magnets.
April 25, 201016 yr Good weekend. Went to a local amusement park, where there just happened to be a cheerleading competition being held... I had been working on finding better clothes and stuff, looking better and it definitely payed off. Ended up with 4 numbers and plenty other girls staring at me, following me into lines, etc. A lot of them were from middle school teams or something though since they looked pretty young. Then, towards the end of the day, me and my friends were playing ring toss, won, and got a 7 foot 6 stuffed banana. I felt like a celebrity with that thing, everyone was saying like nice banana, can i touch it, can we hang out with you... plus it was so fun going up to girls holding this giant banana saying "the banana thinks your hot" for [cabbage]s and giggles. 7 foot 6 bananas are serious chick magnets.I see, so big bananas= lots of girls. :-k Wongton is better than me in anyway~~
April 25, 201016 yr Good weekend. Went to a local amusement park, where there just happened to be a cheerleading competition being held... I had been working on finding better clothes and stuff, looking better and it definitely payed off. Ended up with 4 numbers and plenty other girls staring at me, following me into lines, etc. A lot of them were from middle school teams or something though since they looked pretty young. Then, towards the end of the day, me and my friends were playing ring toss, won, and got a 7 foot 6 stuffed banana. I felt like a celebrity with that thing, everyone was saying like nice banana, can i touch it, can we hang out with you... plus it was so fun going up to girls holding this giant banana saying "the banana thinks your hot" for [cabbage]s and giggles. 7 foot 6 bananas are serious chick magnets.I see, so big bananas= lots of girls. :-kGoing back to our primal instincts... "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is."
April 25, 201016 yr Good weekend. Went to a local amusement park, where there just happened to be a cheerleading competition being held... I had been working on finding better clothes and stuff, looking better and it definitely payed off. Ended up with 4 numbers and plenty other girls staring at me, following me into lines, etc. A lot of them were from middle school teams or something though since they looked pretty young. Then, towards the end of the day, me and my friends were playing ring toss, won, and got a 7 foot 6 stuffed banana. I felt like a celebrity with that thing, everyone was saying like nice banana, can i touch it, can we hang out with you... plus it was so fun going up to girls holding this giant banana saying "the banana thinks your hot" for [cabbage]s and giggles. 7 foot 6 bananas are serious chick magnets.I see, so big bananas= lots of girls. :-kGoing back to our primal instincts... Maybe it's coz it's phallic! (Did I really say think that?)
April 26, 201016 yr I give rsauto's weekend two thumbsup, good work buddy ;) Working 17 hours in a weekend is freakin exhausting. how do people do this every week? Sorry if my post frequency slips a bit. Works' bust Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
April 26, 201016 yr Love triangles suck. It's solved, but now out of not being a douche, I won't be hanging out with my friend and girl at the same time. There's no such thing as regret. A regret means you are unhappy with the person you are now,and if you're unhappy with the person you are, you change yourself. Thatregret will no longer be a regret, because it will help to form the new,better you. So really, a regret isn't a regret. It's experience.
April 26, 201016 yr Edit:Scratch that, got things figured out. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off
April 26, 201016 yr I didn't quite understand half of that post, but I can tell you you're going to have to change that part of your personality, or you'll regret it a lot years to come. Sure, it may sound inappropriate and not very convincing coming from a stranger you never even met, but doing whatever a girl wants you to (or any human being, really), not only repels her, but also makes you inferior, and could end up in lots of pain on your side.
April 26, 201016 yr And it shows that it isn't a relationship. To quote the How I Met Your Mother episode I saw today, you're on her hook. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
April 26, 201016 yr This has nothing to do with the topic, but Lent, your new signature makes you even more of my favorite badass ever in this thread.
April 27, 201016 yr Had sex with my ex again. [oops?] It's gonna be funny as hell seeing her try to explain that massive hickey on her neck to her new guy :lol: She told me she's seeing him tomorow, and normally that would bug the [cabbage] outta me to the point of ruining my day. But...didn't even phase me this time. I think I'm good. She attempted to friend zone me [literally the words out of her mouth were "I think we'd make great friends"] but...I think we can all see how that ended up. Great friends indeed. I need to find out that other chicks number before I run myself into more trouble, lol Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn
April 27, 201016 yr Seriously RPG, find another girl. Forget about her. Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198
April 27, 201016 yr I don't get the appeal of hickeys - giving or getting. Well, if you're trying to make a girl's boyfriend mad, giving one would be hilarious. Touche. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
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