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by medical prospects, she's a virgin, her himen should be in tact unless she was a bit rough or someone got a bit frisky with fingers or something. personally, i'd say she's not a virgin at all, but by medical standards she is.

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She's a vaginal virgin, but not anal or oral. Sounds like the best way to put it to me :P

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Virginity is - in my mind - the ignorance of sexual pleasure (shared with another person). Sounds like she's had her fair share to me. :D

 

 

 

EDIT: (I added that bit in brackets just to avoid the obvious...) :roll:

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Virginity is - in my mind - the ignorance of sexual pleasure (shared with another person). Sounds like she's had her fair share to me. :D

 

 

 

EDIT: (I added that bit in brackets just to avoid the obvious...) :roll:

 

 

 

So more than 1 another person would not count?

 

Sorry, couldnt resist.

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Virginity is - in my mind - the ignorance of sexual pleasure (shared with another person). Sounds like she's had her fair share to me. :D

 

 

 

EDIT: (I added that bit in brackets just to avoid the obvious...) :roll:

 

 

 

So more than 1 another person would not count?

 

Sorry, couldnt resist.

 

 

 

xD If you do it with more than one person then you've still done it with a person, you've just done it with another person at the same time. :P

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it's sex, isn't it? i doubt you're gonna have anal before oral or vaginal though. :|

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

I've never once seen an example of this holding true.

 

 

 

and I say she's no virgin at all. I like Tintin113's definition.

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Well, this isnt really relationship advice, but theres this one girl, and shes really mad at me, because this one time about, Idk, 2 weeks ago, we were texting, and I got all mad at her for something that I forget why, and I wouldn't tell her why, and now I aplogozied, and I was like, are we cool(I said this through Email) and she goes, "sure whatever."

 

 

 

 

 

Do you think we are really friends again, or is she still mad, and if she is, how do I get her to forgive me?

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Well, this isnt really relationship advice, but theres this one girl, and shes really mad at me, because this one time about, Idk, 2 weeks ago, we were texting, and I got all mad at her for something that I forget why, and I wouldn't tell her why, and now I aplogozied, and I was like, are we cool(I said this through Email) and she goes, "sure whatever."

 

 

 

 

 

Do you think we are really friends again, or is she still mad, and if she is, how do I get her to forgive me?

 

 

 

"Sure whatever" is a difficult one. She could just be saying "yea fine just shut up about it" and you'll be fine as long as you back it up with something nice. Either that or it could mean "I don't really care any more" and you're kinda... out. Either way, if I were you I'd text her/say something/ do sometihng something completely off topic as if the arguement never happened, just don't mention the arguement at all unless she brings it up, and see where it goes from there.

 

 

 

EDIT: Make sure it's something positive and make sure to smiiiile! I mean you want to be friends right? :D Your language and body language could be crucial.

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Well, this isnt really relationship advice, but theres this one girl, and shes really mad at me, because this one time about, Idk, 2 weeks ago, we were texting, and I got all mad at her for something that I forget why, and I wouldn't tell her why, and now I aplogozied, and I was like, are we cool(I said this through Email) and she goes, "sure whatever."

 

 

 

 

 

Do you think we are really friends again, or is she still mad, and if she is, how do I get her to forgive me?

 

 

 

She will get over it, but you would have been much better off just telling her you what you were mad about.

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My names James.

 

Welcome to my crisis.

 

 

 

I'm twelve years old. Dating a girl named Lexi. I REALLY like her, and I hope its gonna turn out to be love.

 

But this 8th grader, (im in 7th) was all over her, kissed her, and she kissed back. Now, whenever I see this guy, my fists get clenched so tight that my knuckles turn white. I'm scared that whenever I see him outside of school, I'm going to jump him. (Chances are I will destroy his butt, 2 years of boxing and brown belt in karate ftw). But if I do, what if Lexi doesnt like me anymore?

 

I REALLY want to do some damage to this guy. How can I without her knowing?

(bleep) All haters I see, Cause I hate that you breath, I see you duck you little punk you lil freakin disease.

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Wait until they end. You have no right to hit him, and you shouldn't hit him, with or without her knowing. She's not your property. Besides, if you kick his [wagon], she'll probably notice. :|

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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I turn 13 in august (x

 

 

 

Farthest I've gone with this girl is uhh..

 

 

 

second base.

 

 

 

Closest ive gone to hitting this guy?

 

PE, playing baseball. Hit him really hard. "Oops."

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Yeah I have to say I'm a bit confused on this.

 

 

 

She made out with this guy, and what? She's still going out with you...?

 

How long ago was this?

 

Have you talked to her since this? What did she say about it?

 

 

 

I'd dump her if she's that loose... and at 12? Cool it down a bit.

 

Think it through, and it's as much her fault as it is his, would you hit her? No, so don't hit him.

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1 week ago.

 

 

 

These days, hes all up touching her booty and chest and stuff..

 

She's resisting..

 

She apologized for what happened.

 

I'm still going out with her.

 

 

 

I still want to kick his [wagon] though.

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As far as I could tell they weren't dating yet...?

Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can

Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude?

Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you?

Camera guy: still laughing

Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy

Camera guy: runs away still laughing

Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down

Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]!

Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!

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So you're still going out with her after she apologised, I'm not here to criticise your decision because I don't know enough about it, so I won't.

 

 

 

This leaves "I want to beat the shix out of him" as your only question...

 

 

 

Inadvisable, no, don't... etc, there's my advice.

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