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"I want a girlfriend/boyfriend", and other such relationship advice

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School's sending us on a 4.3km run for Valentine's day.Yeah I'm totally sure I can pick up girls who work out more than me while ridiculously tired after the my initial 100m sprint.

 

 

 

I was built for leg power,not core strength.

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I wouldn't call a mid-distance run core strength. That's endurance and leg power. Just pace yourself, that's like two miles right? Pshaw.

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Welcome to puberty ::'

 

'Nuff said.

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Horiness conflicts with my entire mental state of mind... I hate it...

 

 

 

Welcome to puberty ::'

 

'Nuff said.

 

 

 

Been there done that. XD

 

 

 

Its just been particularly annoying lately. I'll just blame it on hormones and testosterone. :lol:

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Horiness conflicts with my entire mental state of mind... I hate it...

 

 

 

Welcome to puberty ::'

 

 

 

getting drunk will stop that (still have a messed up state of mind tho)

Horiness conflicts with my entire mental state of mind... I hate it...

 

 

 

Welcome to puberty ::'

 

 

 

getting drunk will stop that (still have a messed up state of mind tho)

 

At least you won't know that ;)

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Horiness conflicts with my entire mental state of mind... I hate it...

 

 

 

Welcome to puberty ::'

 

 

 

getting drunk will stop that (still have a messed up state of mind tho)

 

At least you won't know that ;)

 

 

 

 

 

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And every one wants to have sex, but 90% (or some other figure) of us have brains not to, and wait to it is legal.

 

 

 

What are you talking about? Its legal for me now as long as I do it with someone my own age.

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And every one wants to have sex, but 90% (or some other figure) of us have brains not to, and wait to it is legal.

 

 

 

What are you talking about? Its legal for me now as long as I do it with someone my own age.

 

 

 

Thanks for making me look like an [wagon], and quoting me from more than five pages back without taking any other information other than that. Good job :thumbup:

My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.

 

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And every one wants to have sex, but 90% (or some other figure) of us have brains not to, and wait to it is legal.

 

 

 

What are you talking about? Its legal for me now as long as I do it with someone my own age.

 

 

 

Thanks for making me look like an [wagon], and quoting me from more than five pages back without taking any other information other than that. Good job :thumbup:

 

 

 

Sorry, I thought only that particular sentence was relevant to what I was saying. :P

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So eh , there is some girl in my school I would like to know better XD

 

 

 

 

 

But the problem is , That she seems to be unreachable..

 

It doesn't make it easier to go to her when she has 20 friends around her all da time :s

 

(i know her name)So I searched facebook(lol) and she had an account , I asked to be friends and send a pm with the following in:

 

"Hey ^^

 

I think I know you but i don't know from where..

 

Do you dance or something?"

 

 

 

she accepted the friendship (wierd enough) and pmed me back :

 

"ye it's possible 'cus (name) from your class dances with me , maybe you know me from there"

 

 

 

The problem is that "(name)" is not that good friends with me , and neither are some others of her 20 friends , and now i think they will say not to have contact with me..

 

 

 

I know that the "hey-i-think-i-know-you trick" is stupid but it has worked with me in the past XD

 

A friend of mine is with the 20 friends group sometimes so maybe i should come with him or something , and begin to talk?

 

 

 

I also do not know what to start talking 'about (I'm from Belgium)

 

 

 

I really don't know what to do to get closer to her atm via internet/real life so ALL help apreciated

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When she's on facebook next use the messaging system to chat with her and just talk about whatever. You'll probably feel more comfortable approaching her at school after you know a bit more about her/have more contact with her. If you want to be extra sneaky you could always send her applications to get to know her better and also harmless ways to flirt with her on her page.

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The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.

Ye but the problem is that she is almost never alone (I'm neither but more then her) and in the weekends she mostly sleeps with friends (maybe soon with me xD)

 

 

 

And i honestly don't know what to talk 'bout , normally I have absolutly no problems and once I'm a couple with someone , I can talk really easy about my feelings , stuff that interest me/her but now I don't :s

 

 

 

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And every one wants to have sex, but 90% (or some other figure) of us have brains not to, and wait to it is legal.

 

 

 

What are you talking about? Its legal for me now as long as I do it with someone my own age.

 

 

 

Thanks for making me look like an [wagon], and quoting me from more than five pages back without taking any other information other than that. Good job :thumbup:

 

 

 

Sorry, I thought only that particular sentence was relevant to what I was saying. :P

 

Saving your rear Ouchy. Haha. It's technically illegal until you are age 17/18/?? depending on where you live. You actually aren't allowed to give consent to having sex until aforementioned age. But do whatever you want. You are in control of your actions.

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt

But then again, the gay Asian kid we all thought was gonna be an actor turned out to be a rapist. Who knew.
E-cards, the new and improved way to get in someones pants :thumbup:.

 

:twss:

First Dragon Drop Ever On: February 7, 2009 at 11:45am. Dragon Spear from Black Dragon

 

"I'll take a hardware store over a gun any day. Guns make you stupid. Better to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart."

So eh , there is some girl in my school I would like to know better XD

 

 

 

 

 

But the problem is , That she seems to be unreachable..

 

It doesn't make it easier to go to her when she has 20 friends around her all da time :s

 

(i know her name)So I searched facebook(lol) and she had an account , I asked to be friends and send a pm with the following in:

 

"Hey ^^

 

I think I know you but i don't know from where..

 

Do you dance or something?"

 

 

 

she accepted the friendship (wierd enough) and pmed me back :

 

"ye it's possible 'cus (name) from your class dances with me , maybe you know me from there"

 

 

 

The problem is that "(name)" is not that good friends with me , and neither are some others of her 20 friends , and now i think they will say not to have contact with me..

 

 

 

I know that the "hey-i-think-i-know-you trick" is stupid but it has worked with me in the past XD

 

A friend of mine is with the 20 friends group sometimes so maybe i should come with him or something , and begin to talk?

 

 

 

I also do not know what to start talking 'about (I'm from Belgium)

 

 

 

I really don't know what to do to get closer to her atm via internet/real life so ALL help apreciated

 

I likedhow you included that you're from Belgium as if it made a difference on disscusion topics :lol:

 

Ye but the problem is that she is almost never alone (I'm neither but more then her) and in the weekends she mostly sleeps with friends (maybe soon with me xD)

 

 

 

And i honestly don't know what to talk 'bout , normally I have absolutly no problems and once I'm a couple with someone , I can talk really easy about my feelings , stuff that interest me/her but now I don't :s

 

 

 

I HATE THE PSYCHOLOGICIAL GAMES IN LOVE :S

 

I think there's been a mis communication here. She sleeps with her friends? As in orgy? or does she just trade partners alot? Or does she just litterally sleep with her friends?

 

Would you mind clarifying that for me?

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Ye but the problem is that she is almost never alone (I'm neither but more then her) and in the weekends she mostly sleeps with friends (maybe soon with me xD)

 

 

 

And i honestly don't know what to talk 'bout , normally I have absolutly no problems and once I'm a couple with someone , I can talk really easy about my feelings , stuff that interest me/her but now I don't :s

 

 

 

I HATE THE PSYCHOLOGICIAL GAMES IN LOVE :S

 

I think there's been a mis communication here. She sleeps with her friends? As in orgy? or does she just trade partners alot? Or does she just litterally sleep with her friends?

 

Would you mind clarifying that for me?

 

 

 

I'm guessing he meant sleep overs / slumber parties or whatever the hell they're called now...

 

 

 

Why ruin our dreams? :cry:

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Ye but the problem is that she is almost never alone (I'm neither but more then her) and in the weekends she mostly sleeps with friends (maybe soon with me xD)

 

 

 

And i honestly don't know what to talk 'bout , normally I have absolutly no problems and once I'm a couple with someone , I can talk really easy about my feelings , stuff that interest me/her but now I don't :s

 

 

 

I HATE THE PSYCHOLOGICIAL GAMES IN LOVE :S

 

 

 

It's not really a game you just need to count to 3 and by the time you get to 3 you need to already be talking to her, whether her friends are there or not. Or you will never get to know her.

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Ya, I'm sure he meant that she has sleepovers.

 

I mean, if she was 'sleeping with' someone else, why must it be only on the weekends?

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Ya, I'm sure he meant that she has sleepovers.

 

I mean, if she was 'sleeping with' someone else, why must it be only on the weekends?

 

Nor would she be worth chasing if she just likes a ton of 1-nighters.

 

 

 

Kay, this next story is about my friend whom i've been trying to get him stop being so damn emo.

 

 

 

He was going out with his now ex-gf for almost a year when she broke up with him to date a guy who's older, lives in Canada (were in Aussy land) and has never met. Every party he seems to attend he things drinking will make him forget (though the moron forgets alcohol is a depressant)

 

He still greives about it now and then, constantly checking her Myspace seeing talks about how she wants this canadian bloke's baby etc etc. Basically how the hell do I get through to his thick skull that theres more woman and he shouldnt dwell on it forever? :|

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Is he really grieving or is he just checking up on her? I check up on my ex's some I'm still friends with, others I just like to check up on for an instant smile. None of them have accomplished nearly as much as I have since we saw each other last. And that's a satisfying feeling knowing they're still the scum of the Earth :P

 

 

 

He'll forget about it. But if you nag him about it then you're just making him think about her even more. Take him out to meet girls. And the guy is an idiot if he thinks alcohol will make everything better. Like you say, it acts as a depressant. The more he drinks, the more he'll dwell. It's a short term fix not a long term fix.

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The only people who tell you that you can't do something are those who have already given up on their own dreams so feel the need to discourage yours.

well he doesnt talk to her but he's like a 3rd party lurker of some sort. he still has feelings but wont try to talk to her or move on. you could say hes stuck in a limbo. (which usually involves me hitting him with an object to nap him out of it)

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When you say he's emo... does he dress and act emo? Because that won't exactly help him meet new girls.

 

 

 

"Heya" "Nobody understands me...." "Umm... okay"

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Yes i mean sleepovers, with friends (how am i supposed to know that)

 

 

 

And no she's not someone that sleeps with everyone , and from what i understand of my friend , she's not someone who switches partners all the time..

 

You can't be sure , but i think she's still virgin

 

 

 

 

 

Aww c'mmon help me , tommorow is school :s , I want to have talked to her before the 14th or something :P , if she likes me (probally :mrgreen: ) then she might accept going to the cinema on the 14th.

 

 

 

And for those who don't know , 14th = Valentine (spelled?)

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