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"Hey where you from"

"(Town), where are you from?"

"Hell I could be from (town), who cares - youre hot!"

 

Actual conversation of a dude successfully picking up a server I work with. There was more but it wasn't quite as funny

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There is so much potential in this town.

 

Yet I only have like one evening a week free.

And I can't invite girls randomly to cafe's or pubs, since people I know work in nearly every one...

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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There is so much potential in this town.

 

Yet I only have like one evening a week free.

And I can't invite girls randomly to cafe's or pubs, since people I know work in nearly every one...

Why is that an issue? Are you trying to hide the fact that you're dating?

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Yes, I want to hide the number of different girls I am dating with.

I don't like anybody knowing anything specific about me, this forum or thread knows more about me than a single soul alive.

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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I think ythat you think people care more than they do about what your are doing with your life

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Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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Licked her hair, perhaps?

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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How do you even get friendzoned

 

Did you ask her out?

 

Found the context post. You gotta make it clear that you're into her. Otherwise it's just going to be awkward for everyone

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To muggi, no I haven't stop messing with this girl.

 

And FFS, I have a cold, which stops me doing anything right now for at least a week.

Oh well, keeping an ice bag on one's knee for hours a day had an impact...

t3aGt.png

 

So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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Yeah, I mean I did, we were hanging out a lot and I flirted wit her/touched her so I thought I was being clear, and we were having a pretty deep conversation about relationships and such and I just felt like if it was going to happen that night would have to be the night because of how long it was starting to get stretched out for so I asked and yeah. She's just not over her ex whatsoever, which was understandable I guess as it was her first relationship and lasted 2.5 years. Just I felt like if I waited any longer I would just guarantee nothing would happen and I was just sick of being a maybe. Also I had knownher for a long time, even if we hadn't hung out all that much before the break-up. I sitll think it was more due to her emotional unavailability than me doing anything super wrong though.

 

Not really that big of a deal though lol, it was actually my first straight-up rejection in about a year and a half rather than a girl just going radio silent and it really wasn't bad at all. I saw her the next day too and nothing was really awkward. I'm also kinda realizing that it would've been a massive case of shitting where you eat as I was in a student org with her and that I was quickly losing attraction to her anyways. I think I was more attracted to the idea of having a recently single friend to go after than I actually was to her herself. Like I feel strangely more confident after all of this now that I'm over a lot of my other self-esteem issues I've been having and remember how not-that-bad rejection is. We'll see where the rest of the year goes though I guess haha.

 

I guess I probably do still need to work on making my intentions more clear? Everyone always says that without saying how to do it so I have no idea what else to do short of trying to be touchier as I meet them. Like the only way to be more direct that I can think of is to just straight up tell them that you like them at some point? But that never works lmao and I can't really see a way to fit that smoothly into conversation I guess so I don't really know what I'm missing here.

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Yeah, I mean I did, we were hanging out a lot and I flirted wit her/touched her so I thought I was being clear, and we were having a pretty deep conversation about relationships and such and I just felt like if it was going to happen that night would have to be the night because of how long it was starting to get stretched out for so I asked and yeah.

Where were you when this happened?

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Yeah, I mean I did, we were hanging out a lot and I flirted wit her/touched her so I thought I was being clear, and we were having a pretty deep conversation about relationships and such and I just felt like if it was going to happen that night would have to be the night because of how long it was starting to get stretched out for so I asked and yeah.

Where were you when this happened?

 

 

Her apartment

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Yeah, I mean I did, we were hanging out a lot and I flirted wit her/touched her so I thought I was being clear, and we were having a pretty deep conversation about relationships and such and I just felt like if it was going to happen that night would have to be the night because of how long it was starting to get stretched out for so I asked and yeah.

Where were you when this happened?

 

 

Her apartment

 

 

Did you try to kiss her while you were touching her?

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Nah, never really progressed to that point. like I'd be able to touch her arm/back/etc during conversation but she'd always sit on a chair in a way that I couldn't really sit next to her to put my arm around her / anything that would make trying to kiss her seem natural. So I kinda knew where everything was going, asked more for closure than anything by the end of it.

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Girl gets out of ltr.

girl seeks male accompaniment.

 

Only natural. Doesn't always imply a blossoming secual relationship. But it often does. Better luck next time Kalph

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Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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I have tried to get rid of the drunk posting/texting habit, good to see someone still keeping it up!

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So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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The torch always manages to get passed at some point

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Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic.

Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos.

 

PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude

Steam: NippleBeardTM

Origin: Brand_New_iPwn

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It's not that I'm worse at typing when I'm drunk, it's just that I don't care about fixing my mistakes

 

If my mom texts me when I'm drunk, I'll spend like an hour crafting a coherent reply

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It's not that I'm worse at typing when I'm drunk, it's just that I don't care about fixing my mistakes

 

If my mom texts me when I'm drunk, I'll spend like an hour crafting a coherent reply

 

That's me 100%

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And me. Except my mom never texts me.

But yeah, I just don't care about fixing text when drunk.

 

Can you tell that I've had 7 beers tonight?

t3aGt.png

 

So I've noticed this thread's regulars all follow similar trends.

 

RPG is constantly dealing with psycho exes.

Muggi reminds us of the joys of polygamy.

Saq is totally oblivious to how much chicks dig him.

I strike out every other week.

Kalphite wages a war against the friend zone.

Randox pretty much stays rational.

Etc, etc

 

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