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Awkward conversation today:

 

Girl (to me): "Awh, how come you don't talk to me? You sit right next to me in Biology!"

Me: "Eh, I'm tired today."

Other guy: "No, it's because you're hot and he's looking down your shirt."

Me: <.<

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She hot?

 

If yes, GSP.

 

If no, continue to be more tired.

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Writing some stories so I don't fail my creative writing class too badly. Have to [cabbage] a speech tomorrow for my civics class, but I'm a [bleep]ing boss so it's no big deal. I'm doing it on gay rights I think because I could make an argument for that in my sleep.

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I just spent a couple of hours in our new house. We haven't moved anything in yet, though. We were cleaning railings and such. Before that, I was at work. I was working with an ever-happy Japanese fellow. Seriously, I have never seen this guy in any kind of bad mood. It makes me wonder if he's on medication.

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Wow, I feel like I should be posting this to FML or something, but here it goes...

 

Today I got asked to Sadies by a girl who I really hardly know. Being the gentleman that I am I accepted. Then half an hour later the girl I like asks me. :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

 

...[bleep]

Ouch. You should have said yes to them both and made sure neither of them found out.

 

 

You should also never take my advice.

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Wow, I feel like I should be posting this to FML or something, but here it goes...

 

Today I got asked to Sadies by a girl who I really hardly know. Being the gentleman that I am I accepted. Then half an hour later the girl I like asks me. :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

 

...[bleep]

Ouch. You should have said yes to them both and made sure neither of them found out.

 

 

You should also never take my advice.

What about that time I asked you if I should eat these nails and you said no?

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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Wow, I feel like I should be posting this to FML or something, but here it goes...

 

Today I got asked to Sadies by a girl who I really hardly know. Being the gentleman that I am I accepted. Then half an hour later the girl I like asks me. :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

 

...[bleep]

Ouch. You should have said yes to them both and made sure neither of them found out.

 

 

You should also never take my advice.

What about that time I asked you if I should eat these nails and you said no?

All lies. Go for it.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

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Wow, I feel like I should be posting this to FML or something, but here it goes...

 

Today I got asked to Sadies by a girl who I really hardly know. Being the gentleman that I am I accepted. Then half an hour later the girl I like asks me. :wall: :wall: :wall:

 

 

...[bleep]

Ouch. You should have said yes to them both and made sure neither of them found out.

 

 

You should also never take my advice.

What about that time I asked you if I should eat these nails and you said no?

All lies. Go for it.

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Nails goes good with dry cereal for breakfast.

 

Hooray for derpy sentences, and the edit button.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Time for srs bzns...

 

I just googled a girl that went to my school that killed herself last year, because I was looking for a pic of her with her soccer team. Included in the results was an apparent pic of the her body at the scene. Was NOT expecting that...

 

Thing is: She was nobody I would have really cared about, I'd talked to her maybe twice, and I've seen hundreds of worse pics. So why in the hell does this have me shocked and sweating? Really weird.

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Time for srs bzns...

 

I just googled a girl that went to my school that killed herself last year, because I was looking for a pic of her with her soccer team. Included in the results was an apparent pic of the her body at the scene. Was NOT expecting that...

 

Thing is: She was nobody I would have really cared about, I'd talked to her maybe twice, and I've seen hundreds of worse pics. So why in the hell does this have me shocked and sweating? Really weird.

Because she went to school with you. That's why.

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But I barely knew her. I've seen the IRL bodies of people I knew more than her. I should be feeling no more emotion than browsing Cracked. (Or rather, browsing MLIA, since browsing cracked is similar to this feeling of mild terror.)

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But I barely knew her. I've seen the IRL bodies of people I knew more than her. I should be feeling no more emotion than browsing Cracked. (Or rather, browsing MLIA, since browsing cracked is similar to this feeling of mild terror.)

 

You know of her, but you never knew her. Guilt, maybe, that you never took the time to know her better? Shock, because you never knew something was wrong?

 

Who knows. Loss of life is sad when you've seen their face on a day-to-day basis. It's harder than hearing about some poor schmuck on the news who lived 5 counties away. You're just normal, don't worry.

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ITT: Dizzle discovers emotions.

 

Does that mean it's time for a group hug?

Not a group hug. Maybe a TIF therapy session...

 

GAH THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE! WHY IS THIS SO BAD FOR ME WHEN I'VE SEEN PEOPLE I'VE KNOW FOREVER FACE DOWN ON THE PAVEMENT? I plan to carry weapons as soon as I can, would I even be able to use them now?

 

Eh, let's proceed with thread. I've basically made the same post 3 times now.

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