RpgGamer Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Talked to my friend who just inherited a house about being roommates. Odds are in my favor. Might not live with my parents anymore soon :thumbsup: Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Mother [bleep]er... The police came to my dorm and took me down to the police station to question me about my apparent homicidal behavior. :unsure: I don't think I have ever been so scared in my entire life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocefisso Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 ^ I don't believe a word of that. "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 ^ I don't believe a word of that. You don't have to if you don't want to, but it is the honest truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocefisso Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Some elaboration might make it sound more realistic. Police don't do checks on people for no reason. "Imagine yourself surrounded by the most horrible cripples and maniacs it is possible to conceive, and you may understand a little of my feelings with these grotesque caricatures of humanity about me." - H.G. Wells, The Island of Doctor Moreau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 My English teacher apparently thought that this paper that I wrote for class made me sound like a homicidal person. From what I was told, she reported me to the dean of students who called up the police (my school has its own police department) to interrogate me in this matter. I explained my situation and the police just laughed at the absentmindedness of my English professor. Regardless, it is rather scary when the police come to your door, put you in the back of their car, and drive you to the station to be questioned. They put me in one of those small rooms with the table and two chairs like you see on Dateline NBC's How to Catch a Predator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 My English teacher apparently thought that this paper that I wrote for class made me sound like a homicidal person. From what I was told, she reported me to the dean of students who called up the police (my school has its own police department) to interrogate me in this matter. I explained my situation and the police just laughed at the absentmindedness of my English professor. Regardless, it is rather scary when the police come to your door, put you in the back of their car, and drive you to the station to be questioned. They put me in one of those small rooms with the table and two chairs like you see on Dateline NBC's How to Catch a Predator. All because of something you wrote on My Little Pony? My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 My English teacher apparently thought that this paper that I wrote for class made me sound like a homicidal person. From what I was told, she reported me to the dean of students who called up the police (my school has its own police department) to interrogate me in this matter. I explained my situation and the police just laughed at the absentmindedness of my English professor. Regardless, it is rather scary when the police come to your door, put you in the back of their car, and drive you to the station to be questioned. They put me in one of those small rooms with the table and two chairs like you see on Dateline NBC's How to Catch a Predator. All because of something you wrote on My Little Pony? Uhh... Yeah, that and the sniper from TF2. Go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 You seriously wrote about the TF2 Sniper and Ponies for your english paper?. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 You seriously wrote about the TF2 Sniper and Ponies for your english paper?. I concur with this man. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bows Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 You seriously wrote about the TF2 Sniper and Ponies for your english paper?. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I wrote about a foot, an onion and some lips for my assignment once and passed with flying colours. -shrugs- ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 I FULLY SUPPORT ANTI-MLP ACTIONS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevepole Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 On the bright side, even if your teacher overreacted at least there are people around you concerned for your safety. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 On the bright side, even if your teacher overreacted at least there are people around you concerned for your safety. She could have talked to me first before reporting me to the DoS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maleficus1055 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 You seriously wrote about the TF2 Sniper and Ponies for your english paper?. Tumblr. Follow me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 C-c-c-combo breaker! Finally! Weekend! Just fixing up bank details w/ my payment company, sending my work timetable to the baws now for this week and the dosh shall come flowing in on Wednesday. Now to relax to a damn-well earned weekend. Popoto.~<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ouchy Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 I'm fairly sure my sister is going to pass these exams with flying colours. I asked her before what she was doing to study. Her reply? "I can't remember." When I asked her what the [bleep] she meant by can't remember, she got pissy with me and stormed out of the room. :wall: My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Gabe Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 I'm fairly sure my sister is going to pass these exams with flying colours. I asked her before what she was doing to study. Her reply? "I can't remember." When I asked her what the [bleep] she meant by can't remember, she got pissy with me and stormed out of the room. :wall: Woman are from a different planet. Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 So, seems the usual Xmas Camping trip is cancelled on the account that none of my moron friends who decided "I wanna plan it!" booked anything on time, and the usual place is booked out by a church group. Honestly, It doesn't bother me one bit, I've been hesitant on going after last year's nightmare, think I'll just take up surfing lessons instead during the summer. Popoto.~<3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 So, seems the usual Xmas Camping trip is cancelled on the account that none of my moron friends who decided "I wanna plan it!" booked anything on time, and the usual place is booked out by a church group. Honestly, It doesn't bother me one bit, I've been hesitant on going after last year's nightmare, think I'll just take up surfing lessons instead during the summer.Oh you Aussies and your backwards Christmases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Remember a few weeks ago when people were getting Members+ as their user group thing? I just realized that that disappeared.... edit: oh I guess those went away quite a while ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwasha Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Selling a free student game ticket to another kid: $60Buying Skyrim with the money gained for free: $60Playing an amazing game for hours on end: Priceless Tomorrow should go well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 So, seems the usual Xmas Camping trip is cancelled on the account that none of my moron friends who decided "I wanna plan it!" booked anything on time, and the usual place is booked out by a church group. Honestly, It doesn't bother me one bit, I've been hesitant on going after last year's nightmare, think I'll just take up surfing lessons instead during the summer.Oh you Aussies and your backwards Christmases. Sunny...Christmas? What the shit is wrong with that country. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now