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My mom thinks I'm like a chocolate covered pretzel because I'm black and have curves.

 

 

 

... -.-

You're hard and she likes to suck on you

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My mom thinks I'm like a chocolate covered pretzel because I'm black and have curves.

 

 

 

... -.-

You're hard and she likes to suck on you

Salty 'n Sweet

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I once met a guy named...

 

Ben. Dover.

 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Mike Hunt. Even more win.

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I know a Mike Hunt too. And Mike Hawk.

My mom bought me some chocolate covered pretzels. Conversation was as follows.

 

Me: Thanks mom.

Her: Well, they reminded me of you.

Me: Sweet?

Her: No, dark and twisted.

Thats awesome :thumbup:

I concur :thumbup:

 

Strange names? Strangest I can think of are Tuesday and September... the first works with my mom, the second taught me in my grade 11 history class for a week (student teacher).

 

And today I slept till noon (bad idea, given the time I have to be up Monday) and then played some MK vs DCU with my cousin. And then me and my cousin went to the drive-in and watched 2 movies I saw last week but he didn't.

I have a classmate whose dad's name is Dick Long.

You also can't forget Major Dickie Head.

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Cenin pân nîd, istan pân nîd, dan nin ú-cenich, nin ú-istach.

Ithil luin eria vi menel caran...Tîn dan delu.

I wish I had a pet tiger.

 

A pet anything wild-with-sharp claws would be awesome. But I like tigers.

I got my nipple pierced, accidentally said in earshot of my manager that I think he's gay, and then depressed myself thinking about the australian internet filter.

 

I wish I had a pet tiger.

 

A pet anything wild-with-sharp claws would be awesome. But I like tigers.

Yeah.. one that crash tackles me when I walk in the door after school, and who throws water bombs with me at susie.

I got my nipple pierced, accidentally said in earshot of my manager that I think he's gay, and then depressed myself thinking about the australian internet filter.

 

I wish I had a pet tiger.

 

A pet anything wild-with-sharp claws would be awesome. But I like tigers.

Yeah.. one that crash tackles me when I walk in the door after school, and who throws water bombs with me at susie.

What ? A fully grown tiger could never fit into a sled. Don't be ridiculous.

 

Today, went out gaming with a bunch of friends. Then, whole of next week I have back to back classes from 9AM-5PM. One of which starts at ends at 1:15 and the other starts at 1:30. So I have 15 minutes to travel 15 km. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Oh, my friend is called Lihi Dora Raychlin Berger. :mellow:

Finally killed Nomad and got my quest cape back. (RS Related)

 

IRL related, starting my new healthy resume as of today (1am already, not doing to well). I didn't drink any soft drink over the weekend (minus 1 small glass of coke) and going to slowly build my body into a routine to get healthy again. (and hopefully a freaking pair of visible abs).

 

And I fixed my car up a bit, only the roof liner and windshield left, sell it off for 3 and buy a MX-6 to work on.

Popoto.~<3

Driving again today.

Should be nice, a sunny Sunday in Maine.

 

There will be nobody on the roads...Except for the tourists...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

So, due to using Microsoft Works as my Word Processor, I can't e-mail my teacher a massive project, as it is not a compatible program with Word, etc.

 

Is there something I can save this assignment as, so that I am not royally scrwed here? (My printer is out of ink.)

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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My 360 finally died on me. Got everything I need to ship it back and get it fixed or a new one <_<

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Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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My 360 finally died on me. Got everything I need to ship it back and get it fixed or a new one <_<

First Sarge now you...

:mellow:

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

My 360 finally died on me. Got everything I need to ship it back and get it fixed or a new one <_<

First Sarge now you...

:mellow:

It's a conspiracy I tell you!!

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[hide=Quotes]

Albel/Justin

Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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[hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014),  99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017)  99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017)  99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide]

So, due to using Microsoft Works as my Word Processor, I can't e-mail my teacher a massive project, as it is not a compatible program with Word, etc.

 

Is there something I can save this assignment as, so that I am not royally scrwed here? (My printer is out of ink.)

 

In the past, I've actually made a website and paste the assignment onto it. Then give the teacher the url.

Free websites take less then 10 minutes to set up.

I feel amazing today. I guess that's what happens after feeling like total [cabbage] the day before. I slept it off though, so that's a good thing.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B6kLH5aK-8&feature=related

 

Been listening to these guys pretty much all day while I was writing stuff up. Spectacular band. ;3

 

/forces you all to liiiiiisten.

Not too bad actually.

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

So, due to using Microsoft Works as my Word Processor, I can't e-mail my teacher a massive project, as it is not a compatible program with Word, etc.

 

Is there something I can save this assignment as, so that I am not royally scrwed here? (My printer is out of ink.)

 

In the past, I've actually made a website and paste the assignment onto it. Then give the teacher the url.

Free websites take less then 10 minutes to set up.

 

How would I go about doing this...?

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

[/hide]

So, due to using Microsoft Works as my Word Processor, I can't e-mail my teacher a massive project, as it is not a compatible program with Word, etc.

 

Is there something I can save this assignment as, so that I am not royally scrwed here? (My printer is out of ink.)

 

In the past, I've actually made a website and paste the assignment onto it. Then give the teacher the url.

Free websites take less then 10 minutes to set up.

 

How would I go about doing this...?

Post it on tif :twss:

So, due to using Microsoft Works as my Word Processor, I can't e-mail my teacher a massive project, as it is not a compatible program with Word, etc.

 

Is there something I can save this assignment as, so that I am not royally scrwed here? (My printer is out of ink.)

 

In the past, I've actually made a website and paste the assignment onto it. Then give the teacher the url.

Free websites take less then 10 minutes to set up.

 

How would I go about doing this...?

 

Tip.It's here for you :D!

 

 

EDIT: It seems I'm too late with that...

Edited by romy

Cracking weather here today. Woke up with no hangover which is always good and went with the family and the dog to this touristy kinda town next to the river. Good day.

It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or below

Scottish friction

Scottish fiction

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