April 6, 201016 yr I learnt how to do a frontflip on a trampoline. Now i'm trying to get down a loser (a reversed gainer) and a frontflip 360.Wait, what's a loser? I use my trampoline to practice for diving board tricks at the local pool (impressin' da ladies, aww jeah) but I've never heard of a loser. Describe.Ohai.[bleep], stop self-deprecating, you have a decent sense of humor. You have potential. Use it.Actually, if he does it right, he can turn self-deprecation into a comedy goldmine. Like I do with my lack of women. That also lets my friends and I make jokes about how I kill hookers in amusing ways and disposing of them in humorous fashions. Of course, he needs people to joke to if he does that. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
April 6, 201016 yr I get my braces off tomorrow. :thumbup: Oh, what would be a good thing to do with an broken iPod touch that got dropped in water and has no hope in being fixed? Not mine. Suggestions so far were to hit it with a hammer or blend it, but I don't think my friend's mom wants her to wreck her blender.
April 6, 201016 yr Blending it has been done. Do something awesome with it, and youtube it.I just need to know what to do with it.
April 7, 201016 yr Oh, what would be a good thing to do with an broken iPod touch that got dropped in water and has no hope in being fixed? Not mine. Suggestions so far were to hit it with a hammer or blend it, but I don't think my friend's mom wants her to wreck her blender.Kill it with fire? I'm going to milk Goon's teats
April 7, 201016 yr Throw it from the top of a 20 story building.Light it on fireBoil it till it falls apartShoot it with a paintball gunShoot it with a real gun
April 7, 201016 yr I checked TIF from school today for the first time ever today. It was weird. I'll probably never do it again to be honest.I've done that before. I felt really paranoid that people would find out I browse a runescape board. I ended up closing it in about 2 minutes cause I was so paranoid. Today I plan to .. study. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
April 7, 201016 yr Went to a sports bar to watch the Barcalona - Arsenal match tonight. T'was good. It isn't in the castle, It isn't in the mist, It's a calling of the waters, As they break to show, The new Black Death, With reactors aglow, Do you think your security, Can keep you in purity, You will not shake us off above or belowScottish frictionScottish fiction
April 7, 201016 yr Lighting it on fire... maybe. Maybe I'll eat it if I'm really hungry. Boiling it also sounds interesting. Don't have any access to a gun though. We'll see. If something happens, it'll be filmed.
April 7, 201016 yr I have homework due tomorrow, and she said she'll check it. She's already mad at me because it was due Monday... but I don't plan to do it... Oh well.
April 7, 201016 yr Deathdrow got permabanned ... Today I ate nachos. WAT!?!? What for? Get back here so I can rub your butt.
April 7, 201016 yr Deathdrow got permabanned ... Today I ate nachos. WAT!?!? What for? Because I haven't eaten nachos for a long time, and to be honest, they're quite tasty.
April 7, 201016 yr Deathdrow got permabanned ... Today I ate nachos. WAT!?!? What for? Because I haven't eaten nachos for a long time, and to be honest, they're quite tasty. :lol: Get back here so I can rub your butt.
April 7, 201016 yr Well I had a great day. Driver's ed started yesterday, (yes, I'm 17 with no license), and my first drive was today. I'm the last to gom, (out of three people), because he "wants someone with a little more experience to drive home." We start at 6:30, and we each drive around a large city nearby my home for an hour. About 10 minutes into the first person's drive, we hear over the radio about TORNADO WARNINGS. IN THREE COUNTIES. THAT WE WERE IN. So we keep driving on our merry way. We get to just outside of town, and the instructor makes driver #1 practice backing up around a curve. That is when we hear the first siren. And on we go. So after a near-death experience, we pull into a Casey's and switch drivers. As the second driver starts, another siren goes off, and it starts to get dark and windy. ON WE GO. It starts to rain a little, but nothing bad. Wipers to the rescue! Anyway, night sets in and driver #2 gets over. MY TURN WOO! No, about 5 minutes in, near a pond/lake, DOWNPOUR. Couldn't see [cabbage]. Not even the fastest wiper setting could help. So tons of rain + night time + other people's high beams = can't see. Fun right? Do we pull over to wait? Nope. Keep on trucking along. But other than that, it was a fun day except for not being able to see the lines on the road because of glare. Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!
April 7, 201016 yr Well I had a great day. Driver's ed started yesterday, (yes, I'm 17 with no license), and my first drive was today. I'm the last to gom, (out of three people), because he "wants someone with a little more experience to drive home." We start at 6:30, and we each drive around a large city nearby my home for an hour. About 10 minutes into the first person's drive, we hear over the radio about TORNADO WARNINGS. IN THREE COUNTIES. THAT WE WERE IN. So we keep driving on our merry way. We get to just outside of town, and the instructor makes driver #1 practice backing up around a curve. That is when we hear the first siren. And on we go. So after a near-death experience, we pull into a Casey's and switch drivers. As the second driver starts, another siren goes off, and it starts to get dark and windy. ON WE GO. It starts to rain a little, but nothing bad. Wipers to the rescue! Anyway, night sets in and driver #2 gets over. MY TURN WOO! No, about 5 minutes in, near a pond/lake, DOWNPOUR. Couldn't see [cabbage]. Not even the fastest wiper setting could help. So tons of rain + night time + other people's high beams = can't see. Fun right? Do we pull over to wait? Nope. Keep on trucking along. But other than that, it was a fun day except for not being able to see the lines on the road because of glare. Is your instructor [developmentally delayed]ed? Three months banishment to 9gag is something i would never wish upon anybody, not even my worst enemy.
April 7, 201016 yr I'm not entirely sure... he isn't, but I have to wonder if he is all there in his head... He was a good instructor for the driving parts anyway. Unfinished netherrack symbol of Khorne. Never forget. ~creeper face w/single tear~ DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?!?!
April 7, 201016 yr Today... Well, right now, I'm in my "multimedia" class... It's pretty pointless :/ We make these little minute long animations and [cabbage] and... uh... Yeah... Nobody does anything, so we have like 3 weeks for a "project" that I literally get done in two or three classes. So... yeah... I have nothing to do :thumbup: YouTube
April 7, 201016 yr @dizzle229, probably for his trollish comments all the time. Went into town for interview....they weren't on until tomorrow. Seems my mom got the 8th confused with today and came into my room screaming "you'll be late!! hurry up!" this is what happens when your unemployed for so long, you lose track of the days. Popoto.~<3
April 7, 201016 yr @dizzle229, probably for his trollish comments all the time. Unless you know for certain, which you don't, it's probably best not to offer conjecture or speculation.
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