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We had an early out today. rather annoying because it was Wednesday but whatever. They used to be on Fridays but too many people would skip so they just put them in the middle of the week now. Thanks for ruining everybody's good time class skippers...

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TODAY IS RESEARCH DAY WOOO! I inoculated my cute little bacteria yesterday, now they should be billions large =D> Time to kill them all and collect their DNA =D>

9 hours of work (including the 2 weeks of work I put into that before) for the entire day and I got [cabbage] results :thumbdown:

[bleep] SCIENCE *smashes blender*

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It snowed somewhere between 10 and 16 inches today. spent 4 hours rescuing my dad that got buried a mile away from my house. I had to shovel the whole damn road to clear the way for him. That sucked.

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We got a [cabbage] ton of snow. I hate you snow, ruining my plans for the day. :(

 

Seriously, this [cabbage] is up to my waist now. I mean that's the new stuff on top of whatever was left of the past two storms, but still.

 

And I have to clear it, on my Birthday. Blarg.

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Happy birthday!

 

I woke up at 11 today. With a combination of snow and medical stuff, I've had a half a day of school since last Thursday. It's getting a bit boring, actually.

We got a [cabbage] ton of snow. I hate you snow, ruining my plans for the day. :(

 

Seriously, this [cabbage] is up to my waist now. I mean that's the new stuff on top of whatever was left of the past two storms, but still.

 

And I have to clear it, on my Birthday. Blarg.

 

It's your birthday today?

The cake will arrive as soon as we can find a way to get the stripper into it. Maybe we should have gotten a bigger cake. But we'll make her fit, damn it.

We got a [cabbage] ton of snow. I hate you snow, ruining my plans for the day. :(

 

Seriously, this [cabbage] is up to my waist now. I mean that's the new stuff on top of whatever was left of the past two storms, but still.

 

And I have to clear it, on my Birthday. Blarg.

 

It's your birthday today?

The cake will arrive as soon as we can find a way to get the stripper into it. Maybe we should have gotten a bigger cake. But we'll make her fit, damn it.

 

With some creative folding, I think we could get at least half of her in there. Should we bake two cakes then?

 

And happy Birthday. ;D

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Thanks guys :) My girlfriend promised me a stripper in a cake too lol

 

16 inches of snow kicked my ass. I'm going to be sore.

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Coolest girlfriend ever?

Coolest girlfriend ever?

You've never met mine.

I'd like to think she's pretty awesome.

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Coolest girlfriend ever?

You've never met mine.

 

My gf could beat up your gf.

Didn't have a snow day today, damn.

But I found out my new activity period is just watching monty python till school gets out. :thumbup:

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Didn't have a snow day today, damn.

But I found out my new activity period is just watching monty python till school gets out. :thumbup:

How much snow did you get? I know you guys in Maine are used to a lot, but if you got as much as we did and still had school then that's insane.

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Today my right side got drenched in liquid Rolo ice cream. From my head almost down to the knee. The hair net I was wearing was sticky and pulled my hair when I took it off. The uniform was stained a caramel-ish colour. Literally everybody laughed at me.

 

But at least I smelled good.

 

How did that happen? :o

Somebody hit the button that brings it from the freezer to the filler head before turning on the machine and so when they turned on the machine it shot out and splashed everywhere. It did that from the pressure built up from not having anywhere else to go and it was liquid because it wasn't in the freezer long enough to even start freezing.

 

And today they made me stay the whole shift again... I hate when that happens. Tomorrow should be a short day, then I get a third week of days... He said one week... it'll be at least three. Last I checked 3>1.

Today Opeth made me the sexiest siggy ever.

Ugh, for some reason I've been seeing a couple of signatures as "Posted Image".

 

My brother has been in the shower for nearly two hours... He's jerking off isn't he? :uhh:

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Ugh, for some reason I've been seeing a couple of signatures as "Posted Image".

 

My brother has been in the shower for nearly two hours... He's jerking off isn't he? :uhh:

Actually, he's jerking off on all the other days where he isn't taking that long. Today he just brought his Gameboy with him.

Didn't have a snow day today, damn.

But I found out my new activity period is just watching monty python till school gets out. :thumbup:

How much snow did you get? I know you guys in Maine are used to a lot, but if you got as much as we did and still had school then that's insane.

We had about 4-5 inches. But it was blowing like crazy.

They still didn't let us out even as people were crashing on the way into school, literally.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

We had about 4-5 inches. But it was blowing like crazy.

 

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We had about 4-5 inches. But it was blowing like crazy.

 

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Oh dear. Try to restrain the innuendo please.

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Ugh, for some reason I've been seeing a couple of signatures as "Posted Image".

 

My brother has been in the shower for nearly two hours... He's jerking off isn't he? :uhh:

 

So that's what people think when someone stays in the shower for too long.

 

I have a tendency to take slow showers, now my family must think I'm a compuslive fapper.

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I found out how to make Gym class fun: Troll.

 

Seriously, I purposely do awful just to watch my teammates who are overly serious about games rage. They constantly harass me for sucking at sports so this is my retaliation. Sweet revenge is sweet.

 

Today we were playing kickball, and I striked out on purpose, and my entire team went, "DUDE! (profanity) YOU (profanity) SUCK YOU (profanity)!" Then, we were playing defense, and the ball landed at my feet. I slowly picked it up (for trolling purposes) and my teammates started swearing at me, and a kid came and ripped it out of my hands while the other team scored.

 

I look forward to Gym class now, because trolling is so fun/funny.

I've booked in to see the GP first thing Tuesday morning and I've brought my hair dye. I honestly think since I went off the anti-depressants thats whats caused me to spiral out of control. think about it, go on them late Aug, get job Sept im happy. go off them Nov, get fired to be replaced by junior in late Nov and sicne then I've gotten worse. I guess there's only one way to find out...

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