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Funny Olympic Sports

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First person to develop some sort of cancer or diet-related disease. U.S.A would be #1 :thumbsup:

^cancer? how does living in the US affect your cancer rate? If this was a joke, I hardly found it funny. :shame:

 

 

 

and for the record, Australia took the title of fattest nation recently.

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^cancer? how does living in the US affect your cancer rate? If this was a joke, I hardly found it funny. :shame:

 

 

 

and for the record, Australia took the title of fattest nation recently.

 

But the foreigner trolls I have met still seem to think America is the fattest :|

 

 

 

And for the cancer thing, I guess it doesn't have to be cancer. How about herpes?

 

 

 

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How 'bout we drop the whole disease thing? Its really not that amusing.

 

 

 

Besides, a simple Google search can show that the US is not the top in herpes rates either.

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But then again, you fail to realize that 101% of the people in this universe hate you. Yes, humankind's hatred against you goes beyond mathematical possibilities.
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Trolling see who gets the most flames at them. No flame shields either!

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i noticed that bandminton really is an olympic sport.

 

 

 

next WoW will also be included.

Funny sports that should neevr be taken seriously?

 

 

 

Curling.

 

Once you get into watching curling, it's great. A lot better than more popular sports I think.

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I did a speech about what would happen if they made running into walls an olympic sport0 that was like 6 years ago though :P

 

 

 

And obviously full of fail

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Here's some I would love to see:

 

 

 

Shark lassoing.

 

Drunk javelin throwing.

 

Monkey tennis.

 

100 meter sprint through the mine field.

 

Hurdle Gurning.

 

Jumping straight up.

 

Underwater Tiddlywinks.

 

Standing completely still in the lion cage.

 

Blowing out the Olympic torch.

 

Kicking your own [wagon].

 

Pointing interestingly at something.

 

Lard juggling.

 

The wall of death on unicycles.

Insect riding.

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When you mentioned the Dragon Plates I had a sudden vision of a load of gangsters running around in fancy dress yealling "Grim Reaper in da hood!"

Pain Olympics anyone?

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Pain Olympics anyone?

 

 

 

^^ what he said lol

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I'll laugh if something like WCG gets combined with the actual olympics

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That one where they polish the floor for this like giant hockey puck to slide along the floor.

 

 

 

 

Curling - already a winter olympic sport.

 

 

 

 

I know,was watching it in the '04 batch.Thought it was pretty funny.

 

 

 

Erm,I dunno...Rock Paper Scissors?Anime Trivia?

 

 

 

Street Brawling?Or one I would actually participate in:Pyrotech shooting.Aim with your tech and shoot fire at a target!

 

 

 

Just curious-Is shooting (with a gun/rifle) already a sport?Not say hunting,but at a target,say Canadian Bull.

 

 

 

YOG-I'm proud of Singapore for hosting it and all,but the kids can just wait like 8 years and join the real Olympics...

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so i herd u liek devarts?

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I would say trampolineing, but I found out that is already an Olympic sport :/. I guess it would be pretty intense o.O.

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Walking

 

Oh Shi-

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Drunk Shooting with high powered automatic rifles.

 

 

 

Gymnastics with blindfold.

 

 

 

Cycling on snow and ice or greesed pavement/asphalt.

 

 

 

The rest of the ones on my list are already events...which I think should be removed because not every sport needs to be in the olympics (*cough* table tenis *cough*).

Hospital bed racing around the city.

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Didn't read everything, but if this was already said, sorry.

 

 

 

Ice-Block Racing.

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