August 17, 201015 yr I tend to do the same thing in awkward situations. :3Hey Baby ... uh. *checks phone*It's a dead zone, you dont have any signal here...LOL. Rip son. (I do the same thing. :cry: )
August 17, 201015 yr I use awkward turtle. God, for the past year anytime there's been even a slight break in the conversation, people would use the awkward turtle. It's like people are scared of silence.No, only during really, really awkward moments. Like when my English teacher started reminiscing about the make-out sessions in the car that she had with her husband before her divorce, during class. Actually, I just turned to my friend with eyes wide open and chuckled. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
August 17, 201015 yr I use awkward turtle. God, for the past year anytime there's been even a slight break in the conversation, people would use the awkward turtle. It's like people are scared of silence.No, only during really, really awkward moments. Like when my English teacher started reminiscing about the make-out sessions in the car that she had with her husband before her divorce, during class. Actually, I just turned to my friend with eyes wide open and chuckled.It's "awkward whale" around here. Confession: I think I've been trolling more than I have been legitimately posting as of late. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
August 17, 201015 yr Hehehe, awkward beached whale is pretty cool. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL!
August 17, 201015 yr This applies to both the conversation and the topic! O= Confession: I have used the term 'awkward whale' to refer to rude fat people. EDIT: I typoed horridly in my original post, but quickly edited hoping no-one would see when I noticed. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
August 18, 201015 yr I find "awkward turtle" quite annoying. I don't see why people need a little hand motion to feel comfortable. Normally in an awkward situation I wiggle my eyebrows or say something ridiculously awkward. Making stuff like that into a parody makes people feel more comfortable without using some over-used gesture.
August 18, 201015 yr awkward turtle is used more for a joke in awkward situations/ silent communication to someone else.
August 18, 201015 yr Confession: I am hearing voices. I seriously just thought I heard the TV on, but I realized it's after midnight so nobody in my house is up, plus there isn't even a functioning TV where I'm staying. I listened harder and I think it was the toilet bubbling or something. If I'm not back in 48 hours, I have been taken to THE ASYLUM *shivers* just gotta avoid the men in white coats, men in white coatsTHE GLOVES thegloveswhitegloves ilove pie Bwah! I heard something brb.
August 18, 201015 yr Confession: It's midnight, and I just woke up.All nighters do wonders for my sleep schedule.
August 18, 201015 yr Confession: I used to be a man-[bleep].Regret: Not keeping in touch with friends that moved away.Secret: I find kissing much, much hotter than any other sexual activity.
August 18, 201015 yr Secret: I find kissing much, much hotter than any other sexual activity. I'm like the exact opposite. I think it's nice, but it's just on one of the lower tiers compared to most other things.
August 18, 201015 yr Confession: I used to be a man-[bleep].Regret: Not keeping in touch with friends that moved away.Secret: I find kissing much, much hotter than any other sexual activity. Wait wait don't stop now, keep going! Confession:Horror movies freak me the [bleep] out. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge
August 18, 201015 yr Secret: I find kissing much, much hotter than any other sexual activity. I'm like the exact opposite. I think it's nice, but it's just on one of the lower tiers compared to most other things. I really don't know why I find it so erotic, but I do. It's such a major turn on when a girl kisses me, or I kiss a girl. It's an indescribable feeling.
August 18, 201015 yr I don't think I've ever even had one of those great passionate kisses. I should hop on board this lip train. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
August 18, 201015 yr I don't think I've ever even had one of those great passionate kisses. I should hop on board this lip train. They don't even have to be passionate. Like I said, I can't even describe why I find them so amazing, but I do.
August 18, 201015 yr Secret: I find kissing much, much hotter than any other sexual activity. I'm like the exact opposite. I think it's nice, but it's just on one of the lower tiers compared to most other things. I really don't know why I find it so erotic, but I do. It's such a major turn on when a girl kisses me, or I kiss a girl. It's an indescribable feeling. Well I find that after a certain of time it gets really tedious - like say for more than an hour.
August 18, 201015 yr Confession- I think I've become a man-[bleep] at concord. I got asked out a few days ago and I said no due to the fact she didnt want sex that much :mellow: [hide=Quotes]Albel/JustinAlbel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probablypractising some euphoniumYou nearly had me fooled, you fooler youEuphonium/10.9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though. [/hide][hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014), 99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017) 99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017) 99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide]
August 19, 201015 yr Confession: I am hearing voices. I seriously just thought I heard the TV on, but I realized it's after midnight so nobody in my house is up, plus there isn't even a functioning TV where I'm staying. I listened harder and I think it was the toilet bubbling or something. If I'm not back in 48 hours, I have been taken to THE ASYLUM *shivers* just gotta avoid the men in white coats, men in white coatsTHE GLOVES thegloveswhitegloves ilove pie Bwah! I heard something brb.Did you leave the fan on? The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide]
August 19, 201015 yr I don't think i've ever really been happy. :/ sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion...
August 19, 201015 yr Secret: I find kissing much, much hotter than any other sexual activity. I'm like the exact opposite. I think it's nice, but it's just on one of the lower tiers compared to most other things. I really don't know why I find it so erotic, but I do. It's such a major turn on when a girl kisses me, or I kiss a girl. It's an indescribable feeling. Well I find that after a certain of time it gets really tedious - like say for more than an hour. If you've been making out for an hour I'd say you need more variation. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM
August 19, 201015 yr Secret: I find kissing much, much hotter than any other sexual activity. I'm like the exact opposite. I think it's nice, but it's just on one of the lower tiers compared to most other things. I really don't know why I find it so erotic, but I do. It's such a major turn on when a girl kisses me, or I kiss a girl. It's an indescribable feeling. Well I find that after a certain of time it gets really tedious - like say for more than an hour. If you've been making out for an hour I'd say you need more variation. Either that, or things are gonna get real hot in a minute.
August 19, 201015 yr Ok, I guess that came out weird, I'm not going to go into too much detail, but if you've ever been in the situation where you're with someone all night, and you do a lot of kissing...the novelty wears off.
August 21, 201015 yr Confession: When I browse TVTropes, I try and guess what article a hyperlinked word will link to before I hover over it. Regret: Discovering TVTropes. D: sleep like dead men wake up like dead men
August 24, 201015 yr I watch every original video Collegehumor puts out. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
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