The Observer Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 I tend to do the same thing in awkward situations. :3Hey Baby ... uh. *checks phone*It's a dead zone, you dont have any signal here...LOL. Rip son. (I do the same thing. :cry: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 I use awkward turtle. God, for the past year anytime there's been even a slight break in the conversation, people would use the awkward turtle. It's like people are scared of silence.No, only during really, really awkward moments. Like when my English teacher started reminiscing about the make-out sessions in the car that she had with her husband before her divorce, during class. Actually, I just turned to my friend with eyes wide open and chuckled. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 I use awkward turtle. God, for the past year anytime there's been even a slight break in the conversation, people would use the awkward turtle. It's like people are scared of silence.No, only during really, really awkward moments. Like when my English teacher started reminiscing about the make-out sessions in the car that she had with her husband before her divorce, during class. Actually, I just turned to my friend with eyes wide open and chuckled.It's "awkward whale" around here. Confession: I think I've been trolling more than I have been legitimately posting as of late. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Hehehe, awkward beached whale is pretty cool. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 This applies to both the conversation and the topic! O= Confession: I have used the term 'awkward whale' to refer to rude fat people. EDIT: I typoed horridly in my original post, but quickly edited hoping no-one would see when I noticed. The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffwilson99 Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 *Looks up awkward turtle*'What the [bleep]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dupin Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I find "awkward turtle" quite annoying. I don't see why people need a little hand motion to feel comfortable. Normally in an awkward situation I wiggle my eyebrows or say something ridiculously awkward. Making stuff like that into a parody makes people feel more comfortable without using some over-used gesture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevepole Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 awkward turtle is used more for a joke in awkward situations/ silent communication to someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dupin Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Confession: I am hearing voices. I seriously just thought I heard the TV on, but I realized it's after midnight so nobody in my house is up, plus there isn't even a functioning TV where I'm staying. I listened harder and I think it was the toilet bubbling or something. If I'm not back in 48 hours, I have been taken to THE ASYLUM *shivers* just gotta avoid the men in white coats, men in white coatsTHE GLOVES thegloveswhitegloves ilove pie Bwah! I heard something brb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mrmegakirby Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Confession: It's midnight, and I just woke up.All nighters do wonders for my sleep schedule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bows Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Confession: I used to be a man-[bleep].Regret: Not keeping in touch with friends that moved away.Secret: I find kissing much, much hotter than any other sexual activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Secret: I find kissing much, much hotter than any other sexual activity. I'm like the exact opposite. I think it's nice, but it's just on one of the lower tiers compared to most other things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saru Inc Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Confession: I used to be a man-[bleep].Regret: Not keeping in touch with friends that moved away.Secret: I find kissing much, much hotter than any other sexual activity. Wait wait don't stop now, keep going! Confession:Horror movies freak me the [bleep] out. I have all the 99s, and have been playing since 2001. Comped 4/30/15 My Araxxi Kills: 459::Araxxi Drops(KC):Araxxi Hilts: 4x Eye (14/126/149/459), Web - (100) Fang (193) Araxxi Legs Completed: 5 ---Top (69/206/234/292/361), Middle (163/176/278/343/395), Bottom (135/256/350/359/397)Boss Pets: Supreme - 848 KCIf you play Xbox One - Add me! GT: Urtehnoes - Currently on a Destiny binge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bows Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Secret: I find kissing much, much hotter than any other sexual activity. I'm like the exact opposite. I think it's nice, but it's just on one of the lower tiers compared to most other things. I really don't know why I find it so erotic, but I do. It's such a major turn on when a girl kisses me, or I kiss a girl. It's an indescribable feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I don't think I've ever even had one of those great passionate kisses. I should hop on board this lip train. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bows Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I don't think I've ever even had one of those great passionate kisses. I should hop on board this lip train. They don't even have to be passionate. Like I said, I can't even describe why I find them so amazing, but I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffwilson99 Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Secret: I find kissing much, much hotter than any other sexual activity. I'm like the exact opposite. I think it's nice, but it's just on one of the lower tiers compared to most other things. I really don't know why I find it so erotic, but I do. It's such a major turn on when a girl kisses me, or I kiss a girl. It's an indescribable feeling. Well I find that after a certain of time it gets really tedious - like say for more than an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albel Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Confession- I think I've become a man-[bleep] at concord. I got asked out a few days ago and I said no due to the fact she didnt want sex that much :mellow: [hide=Quotes]Albel/JustinAlbel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probablypractising some euphoniumYou nearly had me fooled, you fooler youEuphonium/10.9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though. [/hide][hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014), 99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017) 99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017) 99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTanT Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Confession: I am hearing voices. I seriously just thought I heard the TV on, but I realized it's after midnight so nobody in my house is up, plus there isn't even a functioning TV where I'm staying. I listened harder and I think it was the toilet bubbling or something. If I'm not back in 48 hours, I have been taken to THE ASYLUM *shivers* just gotta avoid the men in white coats, men in white coatsTHE GLOVES thegloveswhitegloves ilove pie Bwah! I heard something brb.Did you leave the fan on? The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkly Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I don't think i've ever really been happy. :/ sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Secret: I find kissing much, much hotter than any other sexual activity. I'm like the exact opposite. I think it's nice, but it's just on one of the lower tiers compared to most other things. I really don't know why I find it so erotic, but I do. It's such a major turn on when a girl kisses me, or I kiss a girl. It's an indescribable feeling. Well I find that after a certain of time it gets really tedious - like say for more than an hour. If you've been making out for an hour I'd say you need more variation. 2257AD.TUMBLR.COM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bows Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Secret: I find kissing much, much hotter than any other sexual activity. I'm like the exact opposite. I think it's nice, but it's just on one of the lower tiers compared to most other things. I really don't know why I find it so erotic, but I do. It's such a major turn on when a girl kisses me, or I kiss a girl. It's an indescribable feeling. Well I find that after a certain of time it gets really tedious - like say for more than an hour. If you've been making out for an hour I'd say you need more variation. Either that, or things are gonna get real hot in a minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeffwilson99 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Ok, I guess that came out weird, I'm not going to go into too much detail, but if you've ever been in the situation where you're with someone all night, and you do a lot of kissing...the novelty wears off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nine naked men Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Confession: When I browse TVTropes, I try and guess what article a hyperlinked word will link to before I hover over it. Regret: Discovering TVTropes. D: sleep like dead men wake up like dead men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 I watch every original video Collegehumor puts out. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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