Reveal Confessions, Secrets & Regrets...

[Lenticular_J]

I don't like video games. I get greater enjoyment from a conversation over a cup of coffee than blowing zombies heads off.

 

I enjoy both! Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

 

 

 

I regret not introducing myself to every single person that catches my eye. I intend to start doing that. You never know who might benefit from you not being a complete [wagon].

[Kiriyama]

I don't like video games. I get greater enjoyment from a conversation over a cup of coffee than blowing zombies heads off.

 

 

 

Blashphemy. Theres nothing like blowing off zombie heads...

 

 

 

Okay, so I can pretty much agree with you anyway, I do enjoy video games, however I might get more enjoyment speaking with the right person. (Perhaps walking at the same time, I don't like coffee, I prefer tea.)

[Guest]

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[Kiriyama]

My most active Topic is the Zombie plans one.

 

 

 

Thats nothing to be ashamed of.

 

 

 

Mines is the relationship advice one.

[Lenin64]

My most active Topic is the Zombie plans one.

 

 

 

Thats nothing to be ashamed of.

 

 

 

Mines is the relationship advice one.

 

I appear to have none. But it used to be the halo thread. Even though it's been dead for some time now, up until when I checked last week it still was.

[Skull]

It's only 47 posts on that thread. I mean Jaerkdood has like 700 on the what are you listening too thread or something.

[Guest]

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[Kiriyama]

2106 as of this post.

 

 

 

And its 641 posts on that "What are you listening to?" Thread. (To put it in other words, a bit under a third of his posts (1/3 would be 702))

 

 

 

Yes, I checked.

[ElkNight]

Ohnoes. :o

[candychimp]

When i was trimming my mangarden with this 12-inch scissors, it slipped and took a snip at the twins...Oh how i panicked. Was close to crying. D:

 

Man it bled for hours! Looked like i'd been shot!

[justcallmedaddy]

I've trimmed the hair in my [wagon]. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Quoi_Tu]

I don't like video games. I get greater enjoyment from a conversation over a cup of coffee than blowing zombies heads off.

 

I enjoy both! Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

 

 

 

I regret not introducing myself to every single person that catches my eye. I intend to start doing that. You never know who might benefit from you not being a complete [wagon].

 

Hmmm, blowing zombie heads off is somewhat fulfilling. Maybe I'll go with shooting locusts.

 

 

 

I've regretted not going up to some people who look bizarrely different and saying varying versions of "You look funny," and standing there waiting for a reply. I think I could pull it off with just the right smile and "charm" to make it unoffensive. One of these days...

[purfishx]

I've trimmed the hair in my [wagon]. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Perfectly and painlessly? cuz I've been trying like hell to get it done properly and I always end up getting in 'funny' positions and cut myself pretty bad. :-w

[Obtaurian]

I've trimmed the hair in my [wagon]. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Perfectly and painlessly? cuz I've been trying like hell to get it done properly and I always end up getting in 'funny' positions and cut myself pretty bad. :-w

 

 

 

Takes practice and a steady hand. :thumbup:

[anonymous1234]

I've trimmed the hair in my [wagon]. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

Perfectly and painlessly? cuz I've been trying like hell to get it done properly and I always end up getting in 'funny' positions and cut myself pretty bad. :-w

 

 

 

Takes practice and a steady hand. :thumbup:

 

Have you people learned nothing from being on Tif? STOP SHAVING YOUR ASSHAIR

 

 

 

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Don't Shave That Hair!!!

 

My friend recently made a mistake in his life, and I offer his story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with him having trouble dumping. These are in his words. I tried to clean it up some.

 

 

 

No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my butt-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my cheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

 

 

 

I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

 

 

 

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my butt of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My cheeks were smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

 

 

 

Little did I know.

 

 

 

I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two cheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

 

 

 

Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic turd- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky brown/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. It felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

 

 

 

Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my crack off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own turds blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

 

 

 

Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for this hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my cheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

 

 

 

As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your butt having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

 

 

 

Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR BUTT-HAIR!

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[GGunitfan10]

I have given up my runescape addiction for my xbox addiction... I can only play xbox on the weekends...GAY. But Its like all I think about during the week and If I get on for 5 minutes I can play for ever. I once got on at 5 Pm and played till like.... 2 AM... but hey CoD WaW is fun :lol:

 

 

 

Even though me and my brother are supposed to share my xbox(my little brother has NO say in it even though he"shares" it too, I get like 4x or 5x as much time on it as he does. I could easily play it for a day straight non stop.

 

 

 

Aaaaaand....I don't really like Halo...Its not really all that fun. CoD Is wayyyy betterrr :lol: Never had call of duty 4 though people say thats better than WaW but Idkk

 

 

 

And my parents knew I played xbox for like 7 hours straight last weekend and did they really care? NO! But SO HELP ME GOD, if I played runescape for 7 Hours straight I need counselling(sp? lol)...God...But Xbox Live>RS

[Joes_So_Cool]

I'm:

 

Conceded.

 

Hypocritical.

 

God.

 

 

 

I'm fine with all 3, as well.

[pureprayer]

I ate a FULL apple (stem and all)

[ElkNight]

I ate a FULL apple (stem and all)

 

I do that several times every day?

 

Not sure if you were being serious.

 

:|

[pureprayer]

I ate a FULL apple (stem and all)

 

I do that several times every day?

 

Not sure if you were being serious.

 

:|

 

I ate stem, core, seeds, and the bottom.

[ElkNight]

I ate a FULL apple (stem and all)

 

I do that several times every day?

 

Not sure if you were being serious.

 

:|

 

I ate stem, core, seeds, and the bottom.

 

I always do that......

 

The seeds taste good.

[Lenticular_J]

Now an apple tree is going to grow out of you.

 

 

 

I punched my "friend" several times while he was asleep last night. Wish I coulda done more then make him whine about his arm in the morning.

 

 

 

I need to go back to being laid-back.

 

 

 

Also, ever notice how people can cry and bawl during a funeral, and yet within an hour they'll bully anyone weaker than them? Makes me mad.

[Lionheart_0]

I have a large problem with doing things that are against the rules. I will not do anything unless there is prettty much a 99.999999999% chance I will not get caught. I dislike getting yelled at.

 

 

 

 

 

I sometimes get mistaken for a girl cause of my hair (I hate it when people at work come up to me and they are like, hello miss, or ma'am, yet i have a faint moustache and side burns, and dress nothing like a girl, plus I work in HARDWARE).

[Wongtong]

I have a large problem with doing things that are against the rules. I will not do anything unless there is prettty much a 99.999999999% chance I will not get caught. I dislike getting yelled at.

 

 

 

I sometimes get mistaken for a girl cause of my hair (I hate it when people at work come up to me and they are like, hello miss, or ma'am, yet i have a faint moustache and side burns, and dress nothing like a girl, plus I work in HARDWARE).

 

I hate being yelled at too, makes me feel so vulnerable, doesn't mean I won't do things against the rules though; I only hesitate if I'll get into big trouble.

 

 

 

You don't look like a girl.. to me anyways.

[Madmanpur3]

I have a large problem with doing things that are against the rules. I will not do anything unless there is prettty much a 99.999999999% chance I will not get caught. I dislike getting yelled at.

 

I break the law on a daily basis...I have a habit of not abiding by traffic laws. Speed limits and stop signs mostly tho. As for other things that are just rules and not laws, depends really...but I'll never make a decision based solely off "is it against the rules/law or not?".