Omar Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I've had butt rashes from over-wiping before. I fear toilet paper ever since. [Edit] Was little when that happened by the way... Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furah Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I like reading peoples' posts (going to their profile, searching their posts, reading them) because it helps me get a better understanding of what their personality is like. But it makes me feel like a stalker. -_- Talking with them on MSN works better :P Steam | PM me for BBM PIN Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013. PCGamingWiki - Let's fix PC gaming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wongtong Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 I like reading peoples' posts (going to their profile, searching their posts, reading them) because it helps me get a better understanding of what their personality is like. But it makes me feel like a stalker. -_- Talking with them on MSN works better :P I don't think TIFers would like me getting a hold of their MSN XD I have a few people from TIF on my MSN and I talk to one of them so (too) much. I wonder why he still puts up with me. :lol: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yes_Its_Ross Posted January 18, 2009 Share Posted January 18, 2009 My mom doesn't like to light candles, so to be an [wagon], I lit all the candles in the house when she was at work. I FEEL LIKE A REBEL :P ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Adam Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I've had butt rashes from over-wiping before. I fear toilet paper ever since. [Edit] Was little when that happened by the way... I've gotten strep before... In my anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I have a record collection, most of which are 20 years old... [Confession] I have read Watchmen over 15 times. [Confession, Absolutely no Regret about this.] I don't like to surf. [Confession] I hate the Halo Franchise. [secret, some of My Xbox Crazy friends will skin me alive] I blew $150 on special Comic book art Ink (about a week ago) [Yes, I like to draw comic book art, and whole comic books in general, Secret] Any other mundane yet slightly interesting facts anyone else would like to know about me ? EDIT: put in the regrets confessions and secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I hate the Halo Franchise. I don't think it's as good as those XBox obssesed people say it is. :? #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbeer0 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 When I was 11 or 12 I got arrested for throwing a fit over a trivial punishment that I deserved. This fit resulted in a few hundred dollars of broken windows and me assaulting my father. I'm not proud of it. Really my only excuse is that it resulted not solely from the trivial punishment but rather a combination of repressed frustration/rage and that trivial punishment (which, in this context, would make me look even more pathetic were I to reveal details about it). Oh, yeah, I'm also into erotic literature, which compared to all the porn addictions I see confessed here isn't all that bad considering the literature is fiction and nobody later regrets participating in it so I am not indirectly harming anyone (not that I give a rat's [wagon], "real" visual porn is just so shallow). OH S***! He/she/it is back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happysniff Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 When I was 11 or 12 I got arrested for throwing a fit over a trivial punishment that I deserved. This fit resulted in a few hundred dollars of broken windows and me assaulting my father. I'm not proud of it. Really my only excuse is that it resulted not solely from the trivial punishment but rather a combination of repressed frustration/rage and that trivial punishment (which, in this context, would make me look even more pathetic were I to reveal details about it). Oh, yeah, I'm also into erotic literature, which compared to all the porn addictions I see confessed here isn't all that bad considering the literature is fiction and nobody later regrets participating in it so I am not indirectly harming anyone (not that I give a rat's [wagon], "real" visual porn is just so shallow). YOUR AVATAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killerbeer0 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 When I was 11 or 12 I got arrested for throwing a fit over a trivial punishment that I deserved. This fit resulted in a few hundred dollars of broken windows and me assaulting my father. I'm not proud of it. Really my only excuse is that it resulted not solely from the trivial punishment but rather a combination of repressed frustration/rage and that trivial punishment (which, in this context, would make me look even more pathetic were I to reveal details about it). Oh, yeah, I'm also into erotic literature, which compared to all the porn addictions I see confessed here isn't all that bad considering the literature is fiction and nobody later regrets participating in it so I am not indirectly harming anyone (not that I give a rat's [wagon], "real" visual porn is just so shallow). YOUR AVATAR I'm not proud of that either! He still hasn't called me back! :( Oh yeah, my RS character is a girl but I'm not \ And I take free gifts from the gf obsessed noobs and then ignore them. OH S***! He/she/it is back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I'm not a pro at Halo. *GASP!* I don't have xbox live. *GASP!* I've ony played the Halo 3 campine. (spell check?) *GASP!* In sort...Im a fraud... :oops: "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I'm not a pro at Halo. *GASP!* I don't have xbox live. *GASP!* I've ony played the Halo 3 campine. (spell check?) *GASP!* In sort...Im a fraud... :oops: But...you're Halo 2 proman. Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I have a record collection, most of which are 20 years old... Most records are that old. :P catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I have a record collection, most of which are 20 years old... Most records are that old. :P No not really, Its really annoying for me because some bands, (particularly heavy metal and rock) actually refuse to release singles, and albums on disc. Only do it on vinyl. Pain in the [wagon] for me, got to go hunting at obscure little underground shops in the city. Which look like Dutch ovens, opium dens and Porn bars. But yeah your right most of them are that old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Yeah, they are hard to find. Even harder to find cheap and good. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_love_burritos Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 Yeah, they are hard to find. Even harder to find cheap and good. Yeah I know, a normal 7-78 costs like $35 bucks, Ridiculous ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pureprayer Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I dont know any tifers on aim/msn Pureprayer, you're awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I dont know any tifers on aim/msn I don't have an aim or msn account. Well I made one but I've never used it. Just cba. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harakiri Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 I hate Halo I started to shave my butt hair, but then remembered the thread... :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous1234 Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 I dont know any tifers on aim/msn +1 you bumped it for a +1...why? My secret is that I pretend to not care that people think my hair is too long and looks girly, but really inside I feel my long (only to the bottom of my neck) hair makes me more feminine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmanpur3 Posted February 3, 2009 Share Posted February 3, 2009 Regret - Playing rs during high school when I should've been working out more and practicing more for football/basketball/golf. Regret - Not going on some road trips with my dad when I was younger because I wanted to play with my friends. Regret - Not helping my dad on some occasions when he asked if I wanted to come along and help (work on rental houses). Confession - I've listened to Hayley Westenra's - Both Sides Now over a thousand times. Confession - I've watched Celtic Woman: A New Journey probably over a hundred times. Confession - I've never had a girlfriend, been on a date, or kissed a girl...and I know quite a few people suspect I'm gay but I can assure you I'm not, even tho right probably says otherwise as well. >.< Confession - When I was like 11 years old my family went on a camping trip and we stayed in this cabin which had lots of writing on the walls, so I decided at the time it would be funny to write a bunch of cuss words up there to go with it - wasn't very hard for them to figure out who did it and I ended up having go go down to the police station and get lectured about vandalism as well as write a 5 page essay on it (which at the time was very long). Confession - If I'm studying near people I'll pretend to be listening to music so I can listen to their conversation. Secret - My roommate came in late last friday with a girl, he thought I was sleeping but really I was awake (the light is very bright and 2 feet from my head) so I heard their entire night of sexing and giggling - it was hilarious tbh - but yeah, don't plan on telling him. EDIT - Another secret - My biggest pet peave is loud eaters. - I like reading peoples' posts (going to their profile, searching their posts, reading them) because it helps me get a better understanding of what their personality is like. But it makes me feel like a stalker. -_- *creepy stalker voice* So how was that corn chip from a couple days ago? :lol: May the presents of our lord and savior, Santa, be with you this holiday season!First annual Clausmas - 2009 December 25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chi13 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 I need someone to help me get my self esteem up. This is a call for help. help. Drink four raw eggs a meal, you'll feel like a man. Wait until you get into a situation where you feel a need for said self esteem and scream : "I'm confident and no one can tell me otherwise!". It works great until you realize that everyone you interact with is trying to get your approval the same way you want theirs. Then, my friend, you won't even need it anymore. Frankly it doesn't surprise me that people on this forum don't find "brown" women attractive. Now, I'm not trying to generalize but from my experience here, and I have been here for quite a while, most of the people on this forum are "white. Sometimes white people find black people overbearing or intimidating because they dress and act differently. Its funny because this seems to be a sentiment shared across the internet. I'll see a picture of a beautiful African American women branded with comments like "she's hideous" or "ugly n******". It used to offend me but I just don't let it bother me anymore. I mean darker skinned women, like all others, have so many different traits and encompass so much variety its hard for me to believe so many would label them unattractive, simply because of their skin color. Trust me, as soon as you move out of your familiar neighborhood where nearly everyone looks the same as you, out of your comfort zone, you'll see the world for what it is and not let something as minute as skin color stop you from appreciating a woman's beauty for what it truly is. That being said, I love women from all walks of life though I tend to look for certain qualities: nice, cute face, good sized breasts are nice and not to forget the all important rear end \ As for my confessions? As a kid I used to sleep well into the afternoon sometimes only to have my dad wake me up and tell me how lazy I was. I blew him off at the time but secretly I wonder if he was right. I used to wonder whether or not I had the depth of thought to hold a conversation with someone, have a true friend or participate in a loving relationship. I procrastinate much to often to the detriment of my coursework (I'm a biology major in college). My gpa was 4.0 the semester before last but only 3.0 the following semester. A REPLACEMENT?Ok picture this, they replace your yew and magic trees with a tree that if you attempt to cut it alone your axe breaks, if you cut it with a group as soon as you get a log you get a skull on your head, all the other woodcutters attack you and you cant log out for 3 minutes.Bounty hunter and tournaments were not a replacement, they are garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leoo Posted February 4, 2009 Author Share Posted February 4, 2009 I dont know any tifers on aim/msn +1 you bumped it for a +1...why? Because I can? :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 I am severely misanthropistic. I have little idea what drives my hatred for humanity, but I know its there. I often feel like taking my hatred out on people around me, but I can hold myself back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quoi_Tu Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 I don't like video games. I get greater enjoyment from a conversation over a cup of coffee than blowing zombies heads off. Beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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