October 28, 200817 yr I used to have 3 jars of my excretions...But they froze ( :roll: ) so I had to get rid of them.Smelled really good though. Excretion-SPIT.It was an experiment to see how much spit would be produced by our mouths in 24 hours.I actually produced more than my group mates o.0 so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
October 28, 200817 yr An axe. ..a freezer full of rotten meat, just when we arrived from a 2 week vacation in France. The one who was supposed to take care of the house forgot that we had some meat in the freezer, so it started rotting for 2 weeks until we came home. Steak, salmon, lots of it. We got it all insured though, to buy new meat. :thumbup: edits: freezer/fridge mix up. [http://woopidoo2.deviantart.com][Tip.it Moderator from Dec 10, 2006 to 03 Sep, 2008]
October 30, 200817 yr My cat managed to get into the fridge once. I was making cheese and ham toasties, and left to fridge door open when I got the cheese and ham. Then I slammed the fridge door from the side, so I couldn't see the inside. Had my toasties and when putting the food away, my cat was eating the yogurts : GTFO MY FRIDGE NOOB.
October 30, 200817 yr fridge = I guess my headset freezer = my sister rofl, she wanted to grab her some icegream but she wasn't very tall back then, so she fell in and the thing closed itself (something it does if you don't support the lid (no idea what english word is) but she was lucky enough I was just walking downstairs #4500 to 91 rc - 03-03-09
October 30, 200817 yr My cat managed to get into the fridge once. I was making cheese and ham toasties, and left to fridge door open when I got the cheese and ham. Then I slammed the fridge door from the side, so I couldn't see the inside. Had my toasties and when putting the food away, my cat was eating the yogurts : GTFO MY FRIDGE NOOB. Aww, atleast it found the yogurt... Luck be a Lady
October 30, 200817 yr I found a frozen kitty toy in my fridge one time. [software Engineer] - [Ability Bar Suggestion] - [Gaming Enthusiast]
November 1, 200817 yr a bat. no joke. my dad hit one with his windshield and wanted to keep it. I don't know if I am confused, or astonished :shock: Why would he want to keep it... Anyway, the weirdest thing I have found is...nothing. My mum likes to keep it clean, if anything in there was not immaculate, she would drop a bomb on it, so it was clean. My relaxation method involves a bottle of lotion, beautiful women, and partial nudity. Yes I get massages.
November 1, 200817 yr a bat. no joke. my dad hit one with his windshield and wanted to keep it. I don't know if I am confused, or astonished :shock: Why would he want to keep it... My dad did alot of drugs..........
November 1, 200817 yr Dog turd mailbox bomb from last year. It's amazing I didn't smell anything. Used it today, and it worked like a charm. The smell should be nearly impossible to get rid of. :lol: The game.
November 1, 200817 yr Lubricant and a "womans self pleasure device". Was pretty creepy considering it was in a house which 11 guys share and no girls except their GF's
November 1, 200817 yr Food. Ah, this reminds me about the noob on the Runescape forums who was upset with the quest "Cold War" because apparently his grandparents died in the war. :wall:
November 1, 200817 yr I put my roommate's deodorant in the freezer for a few days. I can't wait to hear the justification on this one.
November 1, 200817 yr I leave my phone in their sometimes. I usually find it right away or else it would dai. http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt206/samtheninja/Tags/FEARLESStag.jpg http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy156/song4thedeaf/stuff.png what i'm doing now: https://linktr.ee/student1
November 2, 200817 yr 12 guage shotgun shells. Actually, I find them all over the house, even in my washing machine/dryer. Slightly off-subject, there's a 24 year old jar of beef in my basement.
November 2, 200817 yr My best friend was hiding in my fridge for half an hour, eating over two boxes of go-gurt.
November 2, 200817 yr My best friend was hiding in my fridge for half an hour, eating over two boxes of go-gurt. Is your best friend an oompa loompa.
November 2, 200817 yr I put my roommate's deodorant in the freezer for a few days. I can't wait to hear the justification on this one. That'll teach him to smell nice? Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
November 2, 200817 yr My best friend was hiding in my fridge for half an hour, eating over two boxes of go-gurt. Is your best friend an oompa loompa. Nahhhhh, we just smoked alot bud and he was hungry.
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