November 5, 200817 yr "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?" FAIL :lol: #-o *Looks up several posts* :wall: In my defence, I had the reply window open for about five minutes because I decided to get some food before posting. =( Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers
November 5, 200817 yr "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?" FAIL :lol: #-o *Looks up several posts* :wall: In my defence, I had the reply window open for about five minutes because I decided to get some food before posting. =( POST THEN EAT :D Hi. You'll do. I wonder what our children will look like. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed. Drop 'em! I am a magical being, take off your bra. (Works like a charm) 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
November 5, 200817 yr Baby you look so good I could eat a bear :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 ::
November 5, 200817 yr "Hi,I have a post window open upstairs,wanna grab a sandwich?" I'll teach you the alphabet,starting with the letter "h".(I dunno its a Whose Line joke...) 1,2,3...Oh screw this lets skip to 69. Let's put the sex back in sexually transmitted disease ;) so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
November 5, 200817 yr Bend over. 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
November 5, 200817 yr if i told people you had a slammin' body, would you hold it against me? Bend over. dude at least try :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 ::
November 5, 200817 yr [bleep] me if I'm wrong,but you want to have sex with me. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
November 5, 200817 yr [bleep] me if I'm wrong,but you want to have sex with me. [bleep] me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretta? :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 ::
November 5, 200817 yr Author If I ever meet a woman who responds correctly to either of these two lines...: "Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in all that trunk?" "Hey momma, like the way you groove..." I will take her. Then and there. Im gonna make make make you work, make you work work make you work. Guys comeon, keep it PG, don't want a mod to lock this =P woot.You are one with the matrix. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Petry Amwose if you ask me.
November 5, 200817 yr *sigh* You'll do. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
November 5, 200817 yr Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 ::
November 5, 200817 yr M: Is your last name Gillette? Because youre the best a man can get. Was thinking the same thing. "are you a burgler, because you just stole my heart" Real orginal, huh? Edit: 751st post! Dark wizard robe \
November 5, 200817 yr M: Is your last name Gillette? Because youre the best a man can get. ah [bleep]. i should read the thread :lol: :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 ::
November 5, 200817 yr M: Is your last name Gillette? Because youre the best a man can get. ah [bleep]. i should read the thread :lol: I was thinking that when I almost became the third person to say the "chloroform" thing. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
November 5, 200817 yr I don't get the chloroform. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream
November 5, 200817 yr I don't get the chloroform. Smelling it I beleive,makes you pass out.So basically the joke is you can rape her. so i herd u liek devarts?If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".[hide=This's why I'm hot]The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".Amen, brother :lol:Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)amen Bruder! (german ftw)I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.That's impossible. I love people.[/hide]
November 5, 200817 yr I don't get the chloroform. Smelling it I beleive,makes you pass out.So basically the joke is you can rape her. How lovely
November 5, 200817 yr Personally, I find chloroform to be the soft option. Really, all you need is a well-applied cudgel to the back of the head to get the same results. "Hey, baby - BONK!" Varrock Library: Shattered Sky | Silent Thunder | The Emperor's FinestAstri @ MythWeavers
November 5, 200817 yr Personally, I find chloroform to be the soft option. Really, all you need is a well-applied cudgel to the back of the head to get the same results. "Hey, baby - BONK!" The scout gets that honor. "Hey baby, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart." I was going to eat hot dogs for dinner tonight. I think I will settle for cereal. OPEN WIDE HERE COMES THE HELICOPTER.
November 5, 200817 yr A:Did it Hurt? B:What? A:When you spawned from the depths of hell. Tumblr. Follow me!
November 5, 200817 yr Ones I have used before: "You've got more rolls than a bakery." "I wanna [bleep] you like an animal." "Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb." "Is your dad a hunter? Because you're a fox." .. As you may have guessed, I've never had a boyfriend. (And I somehow use pickups that are meant for girls..?) 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers!
November 5, 200817 yr Ones I have used before: "You've got more rolls than a bakery." "I wanna [bleep] you like an animal." "Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb." "Is your dad a hunter? Because you're a fox." .. As you may have guessed, I've never had a boyfriend. (And I somehow use pickups that are meant for girls..?) You should try: "I'll try anything "*wink*. Then eat a piece of glass in front of them to prove it. Tumblr. Follow me!
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