I notice Billy Mays was not confident enough in Mighty Mendit to jump out of that plane himself.

 

 

 

Harness wouldn't fit him

 

 

 

[/fatjoke]

 

 

 

Its ok to say fat jokes about weird celebrity right?

I notice Billy Mays was not confident enough in Mighty Mendit to jump out of that plane himself.

 

 

 

Harness wouldn't fit him

 

 

 

[/fatjoke]

 

 

 

Its ok to say fat jokes about weird celebrity right?

 

 

 

OMFG! My Snuggie ripped! I need to get some MIGHTY MENDIT! :o

there was a ad for a foot repair thing i saw today. It was basically a white thing you hold in your hand and it has razor things on one side, so you can scrape all the dead skin of your feet.

 

It was very safe to, it didn't pop a balloon when it was tried on that!

 

and even better the skin shavings are stored within the device so you can empty them into a bin next time you have a chance!

 

 

 

and it came with about 4 other things free if you called within 10 minutes, one of which were a nail polisher valued at over $160!

 

 

 

and it was all for just 5 easy payments of $14.95 !!!

there was a ad for a foot repair thing i saw today. It was basically a white thing you hold in your hand and it has razor things on one side, so you can scrape all the dead skin of your feet.

 

It was very safe to, it didn't pop a balloon when it was tried on that!

 

and even better the skin shavings are stored within the device so you can empty them into a bin next time you have a chance!

 

 

 

and it came with about 4 other things free if you called within 10 minutes, one of which were a nail polisher valued at over $160!

 

 

 

and it was all for just 5 easy payments of $14.95 !!!

 

Need to buy now!!!!

Has anyone else done this - well before everyone had cable that told you what shows were on. Basically, go to TV guide channel, and then notice that it's on like channel 31 and you don't need to watch till channel 82, so you're like "Oh I've got plenty of time, I'll watch this ad!" then when you look back up, it's at channel 85, this is happened to me countless numbers of times.

 

I've seen the Head On ad 3 times in a row, followed by ActivOn. In one commercial break.

Top 3 ways to tell if you're watching a crappy infomercial-style TV ad

 

 

 

1. Black and white filter with someone doing something in an incredibly unnecessary and over-dramatic fashion (ie. Cutting tomatoes with a knife while excess juice goes all over the counter while the person looks exhausted and wipes their forehead). Immediately after, there will be a RED X that goes across the screen.

 

2. Steriotypical announcer or Billy Mays yells at you.

 

3. The offer at first seems very good; Wow, one bottle of cat urine remover/one home haircut kit/a crank-up flashlight for $39.99? STOP RIGHT THERE! They'll double the offer and give you TWO of this useless product. And If you call in the next eight minutes they'll cut the price in half and throw in a rain-resistant hat, an $80 value, FOR FREE!!

 

 

 

:wall:

Top 3 ways to tell if you're watching a crappy infomercial-style TV ad

 

 

 

1. Black and white filter with someone doing something in an incredibly unnecessary and over-dramatic fashion (ie. Cutting tomatoes with a knife while excess juice goes all over the counter while the person looks exhausted and wipes their forehead). Immediately after, there will be a RED X that goes across the screen.

 

2. Steriotypical announcer or Billy Mays yells at you.

 

3. The offer at first seems very good; Wow, one bottle of cat urine remover/one home haircut kit/a crank-up flashlight for $39.99? STOP RIGHT THERE! They'll double the offer and give you TWO of this useless product. And If you call in the next eight minutes they'll cut the price in half and throw in a rain-resistant hat, an $80 value, FOR FREE!!

 

 

 

:wall:

 

Bingo

Like a person said before, this is a typical crap advertisement.

 

Tired of the struggle of having to get off the couch to get a drink? Introducing the MovingCouch!

 

Random Guy: Before the MovingCouch, I was forced to get up to use the bathroom! Now, the MovingCouch comes with me!

 

Call 1-800-this-is-a-scam in the next 10 seconds to get the MOVINGTV!!!! A $200 value, your free. Just pay shipping and handling.

 

Voice: Call 1-800-this-is-a-scam to order your MovingCouch and MovingTV for four easy payments of $19.99 plus $8.95 shipping and handling.

 

My moms friend has a robot that goes to his fridge and gets him beer and throws it at him.

 

its funny to watch. But if you're not paying attention. It hurts.

Like a person said before, this is a typical crap advertisement.

 

Tired of the struggle of having to get off the couch to get a drink? Introducing the MovingCouch!

 

Random Guy: Before the MovingCouch, I was forced to get up to use the bathroom! Now, the MovingCouch comes with me!

 

Call 1-800-this-is-a-scam in the next 10 seconds to get the MOVINGTV!!!! A $200 value, your free. Just pay shipping and handling.

 

Voice: Call 1-800-this-is-a-scam to order your MovingCouch and MovingTV for four easy payments of $19.99 plus $8.95 shipping and handling.

 

My moms friend has a robot that goes to his fridge and gets him beer and throws it at him.

 

its funny to watch. But if you're not paying attention. It hurts.

 

 

 

And it works?

[hide=Top 3 ways to tell if you're watching a crappy infomercial-style TV ad]1. Black and white filter with someone doing something in an incredibly unnecessary and over-dramatic fashion (ie. Cutting tomatoes with a knife while excess juice goes all over the counter while the person looks exhausted and wipes their forehead). Immediately after, there will be a RED X that goes across the screen.

 

2. Steriotypical announcer or Billy Mays yells at you.

 

3. The offer at first seems very good; Wow, one bottle of cat urine remover/one home haircut kit/a crank-up flashlight for $39.99? STOP RIGHT THERE! They'll double the offer and give you TWO of this useless product. And If you call in the next eight minutes they'll cut the price in half and throw in a rain-resistant hat, an $80 value, FOR FREE!!

 

 

 

:wall:[/hide]

 

That's so true xD

 

I hate the first step >_>

Are you tired of that loud noise the door makes when you turn the handle and open it? I know I was!

 

*someone opens a door, multiple shots of family members waking up*

 

Now you don't have to go through the routine every time you open your door! Presenting the all new DoorMuffler! This simple tool quiets your door every time it opens! But that's not all! It comes in your favorite colors! Red, blue, green, black, or white. Now you can look stylish while bein quiet! But that's not all! Order now and you'll receive a free Walton James Collector Series Lamp! Yes, it's true, you can get a Walton James Collector Series Lamp if you order right now! But that's not all! Order in the next five minutes and we'll double the order! This is a once in a lifetime chance here, folks! ORDER NOW OR I'LL PERSONALLY [bleep] UP YOUR HOUSE MYSELF!

 

 

 

All for 12 small payments of $9.95!

 

My moms friend has a robot that goes to his fridge and gets him beer and throws it at him.

 

its funny to watch. But if you're not paying attention. It hurts.

 

that is probably the best thing i have ever heard of

 

My moms friend has a robot that goes to his fridge and gets him beer and throws it at him.

 

its funny to watch. But if you're not paying attention. It hurts.

 

that is probably the best thing i have ever heard of

 

 

 

Sounds fabricated/made-up, though not very utopistic seeing as Japan already has robots for multiple purposes, like cleaning floors or bringing elderly people food from the fridge, even playing sports with kids or pets.

 

 

 

I'd be skeptical of people claiming to have 'fun-purpose' robots, because they are extremely expensive and almost non-existent in the US/Europe (where the only robots currently available are grass cutters, pool/house floor cleaners etc.) It's not something an average Joe can just pick up in a store to amuse himself.

 

 

 

A robot that would throw projectiles like beer cans would need an extremely sophisticated chip to calculate the weight & shape of the item, length of the flight travel, proper angle & force, identifying a human target, etc... It's hard to see it exist, let alone pass basic CE safety regulations.

Another commercial with the Shamwow guy is on TV!

 

 

 

 

 

pPKtBM99kAc

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously, if those products didn't sell themselves, he sure would do it!

Oh my god. All I can remember from that is "You're gonna love my nuts"

...My dad bought the "Magic Bullet".

"Magic Bullet, a brand of cleaner in the shape of a cylindrical solid tablet used for removing grease and grime from pots and pans, and possibly other contaminants"

 

 

 

:?

 

 

 

Sounds like a scamwow

Oh my god. All I can remember from that is "You're gonna love my nuts"

 

 

 

"Slapping your troubles away" was kinda creepy. :<

"Magic Bullet, a brand of cleaner in the shape of a cylindrical solid tablet used for removing grease and grime from pots and pans, and possibly other contaminants...."

 

...from your heart, brain and other body parts!*

 

 

 

*Warning, may cause bloodlosslossoflimblossoflifeandintensementalscarring

 

 

 

Order now!

"Magic Bullet, a brand of cleaner in the shape of a cylindrical solid tablet used for removing grease and grime from pots and pans, and possibly other contaminants"

 

 

 

:?

 

 

 

Sounds like a scamwow

 

isn't the magic bullet a blender thingy? that's what i thought it was.

"Magic Bullet, a brand of cleaner in the shape of a cylindrical solid tablet used for removing grease and grime from pots and pans, and possibly other contaminants"

 

 

 

:?

 

 

 

Sounds like a scamwow

 

isn't the magic bullet a blender thingy? that's what i thought it was.

 

 

 

I thought it was a bullet that dissolved and left no forensic evidence after you shot someone with it.

...My dad bought the "Magic Bullet".

 

i seen the ad for that on tv here in aus yesterday. they were having a 'party' where they all just sat around and the 2 hosts made 2 pasta sauces and a hell of alot of other things in like 7 SECONDS!!!

 

they kept turning it on and saying "it takes 1...2...3 seconds" but by the time they said "seconds" and "it takes" it ended up being about 6 seconds.

 

 

 

i was really tempted to want to buy it but i managed to withstand the urges. proves to me atleast that this type of advertising sometimes actually works.

"Magic Bullet, a brand of cleaner in the shape of a cylindrical solid tablet used for removing grease and grime from pots and pans, and possibly other contaminants"

 

 

 

:?

 

 

 

Sounds like a scamwow

 

isn't the magic bullet a blender thingy? that's what i thought it was.

 

 

 

I thought it was a bullet that dissolved and left no forensic evidence after you shot someone with it.

 

 

 

I thought it was a tampon.

"Magic Bullet, a brand of cleaner in the shape of a cylindrical solid tablet used for removing grease and grime from pots and pans, and possibly other contaminants"

 

 

 

:?

 

 

 

Sounds like a scamwow

 

isn't the magic bullet a blender thingy? that's what i thought it was.

 

 

 

I thought it was a bullet that dissolved and left no forensic evidence after you shot someone with it.

 

 

 

I thought it was a tampon.

 

im really confused now.

 

http://www.buythebullet.com/

 

thats what i was thinking about.

"Magic Bullet, a brand of cleaner in the shape of a cylindrical solid tablet used for removing grease and grime from pots and pans, and possibly other contaminants"

 

 

 

:?

 

 

 

Sounds like a scamwow

 

isn't the magic bullet a blender thingy? that's what i thought it was.

 

 

 

I thought it was a bullet that dissolved and left no forensic evidence after you shot someone with it.

 

 

 

I thought it was a tampon.

 

No no, that would Magic Bullet....with wings!