wildmonkeys5 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 would this be an example of anti-humor? What do a elephant and a canary have in common? There both yellow, except for the elephant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenin64 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 ^No. After a string of dead baby jokes (or before), "What's better than throwing a dead baby onto a pregnant woman from a building?" "What?" "Anything, killing poor, defenseless babies is horrible you sick [bleep]." Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megakiller32 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I only found the last one funny, as it was simple straight to the point. The longer ones with clever words in don't work whatsoever. Quit Runescape 30th May 2006.Thanks to Hawkxs for my signature :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Hah, I like them. They're so blunt and just imagine someone with that type of personality. With the subtext and execution, it should be hilarious. ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgedThesis Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Yo' mama is so fat that... I fear her heart and blood vessels may soon be clogged with cholesterol, causing her to suffer a stifled blood flow. I implore that you take her to the hospital and have her examined by a medical professional. Immediately. But I don't want to go among mad people!Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ugafan_2009 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 What do you call a black man who flies an airplane? [hide=]A pilot[/hide] Quit RS, combat 104, total 1651 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiriyama Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 What do you call a black man who flies an airplane? [hide=]A pilot[/hide] I'll admit, that made me laugh. As for the Chicken crossing the road thing, isn't it more accurate that they cross the road to peck at gravel on the other side? Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joes_So_Cool Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Some were funny, some are just annoying. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jemathonical Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Yo' mama is so fat that... I fear her heart and blood vessels may soon be clogged with cholesterol, causing her to suffer a stifled blood flow. I implore that you take her to the hospital and have her examined by a medical professional. Immediately. Why did the chicken cross the road? Ah, a question debated for centuries. Many argue that chickens themselves have primal instincts to cross pavement and wear down their talons quickly. Others state that it is due to migratory patterns and wind conditions. However, one thing is certain, the chicken does in fact cross the road. I think these are too long. It's either got to be a short sentence or it's dargged out too much and is boring. ^Sir Jem 05-The Bunny Drinking Blog?^ Click it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim_Finch Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I'm not sure if this is really anti-humor, but my brother told me it and I laughed like hell. "knock knock" "who's there?" "moo" "moo who?" "mooo-let me in! It's [bleep]ing freezing out here!" I can't remember which knock knock joke the let me in part came from :wall: But yes, I love the jokes that make no sense at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sbrideau Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Am I weird if I laughed at most of those that were posted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElkNight Posted May 2, 2009 Author Share Posted May 2, 2009 Am I weird if I laughed at most of those that were posted? Probably, but I did to. :lol: 8,180WONGTONG IS THE BEST AND IS MORE SUPERIOR THAN ME#1 Wongtong stalker.Im looking for some No Limit soldiers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueLancer Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 [hide=]- Three businessmen, a canadian, a frenchman and an american are stuck in an elevator. The american presses the alarm and says "Could we get a maintenance guy over here? We're kind of stuck." 20 minutes later, the elevator goes to the upper floor and the three men leave for work.[/hide] [hide=]- What did the eskimo basketball player say to the chinese ice hockey player? - Hope your team has a good game tonight. Personally, I missed two rebounds yesterday.[/hide] I love breaking stereotypes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Cheese Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 What did the deaf, blind, mute boy get for christmas? Cancer. Thanks SkyFleet for the awsome siggy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deaners1212 Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 The holocaust and cancer survivor were actually funny. The other jokes were too long-winded and drawn out. For longer jokes like those, they have to have the proper execution and deliverance. Reading them silently to yourself doesn't always resonant the humor. What do a burlap sack and musical have in common? [hide=]I wouldn't want to be in either[/hide] Back to P2p soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Runar Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 I like anti-humor. What did a turtle say to the postman? [hide=]Nothing, turtles can't talk[/hide] [hide=]A man went to a store. There was bread.[/hide] The Runar's (OSRS) DIY blog - most viewed Blogscape blog ever! Contract? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 A duck walks into a bar... [hide=]Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a nearby park and released.[/hide] I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talset65 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I love anti-humour, I laugh at like 99% of it. A horse walks into the bar. [hide=]The bartender says "get out of here you're a horse" and proceeds to usher it out.[/hide] How do you stop a clown from smiling? [hide=]Hit it with an axe.[/hide] How do you make a mime yell? [hide=]throw a brick at his face.[/hide] What did the hobo get for Christmas? [hide=]Nothing.[/hide] What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? [hide=]One holds groceries, the other molests children.[/hide] What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? [hide=]One is an edible substance and the other is a person who believes in Judaism.[/hide] What did Batman say to Robin to get him in the car? [hide=]Get in the car.[/hide] Why was six afraid of seven? [hide=]It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus are incapable of feeling fear.[/hide] There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community. Tough times don't last. Tough people do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert_de_Sable Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 1, 3, 5, and 6 were all brilliant. [English translation needed] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mmmcannibalism Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community. I found this funnier then it probably is Orthodoxy is unconciousnessthe only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I find it really funny. Why did the girl fall off the swing? She lost her arms when she was 6 Knock Knock Whos there? The police. Your family has been killed in a car accident. When is bedtime at michael jackson's house? When he's tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Uhhhhh...I don't know...I chucked at some of them, but others not really. I'll go with a 40% success rate for me...stating that they're not going overboard. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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