would this be an example of anti-humor?

 

 

 

What do a elephant and a canary have in common?

 

 

 

There both yellow, except for the elephant

^No.

 

 

 

After a string of dead baby jokes (or before), "What's better than throwing a dead baby onto a pregnant woman from a building?"

 

"What?"

 

"Anything, killing poor, defenseless babies is horrible you sick [bleep]."

I only found the last one funny, as it was simple straight to the point.

 

The longer ones with clever words in don't work whatsoever.

Hah, I like them. They're so blunt and just imagine someone with that type of personality. With the subtext and execution, it should be hilarious.

Yo' mama is so fat that...

 

 

 

I fear her heart and blood vessels may soon be clogged with cholesterol, causing her to suffer a stifled blood flow. I implore that you take her to the hospital and have her examined by a medical professional. Immediately.

What do you call a black man who flies an airplane?

 

 

 

[hide=]A pilot[/hide]

What do you call a black man who flies an airplane?

 

 

 

[hide=]A pilot[/hide]

 

 

 

I'll admit, that made me laugh.

 

 

 

As for the Chicken crossing the road thing, isn't it more accurate that they cross the road to peck at gravel on the other side?

Some were funny, some are just annoying.

Yo' mama is so fat that...

 

 

 

I fear her heart and blood vessels may soon be clogged with cholesterol, causing her to suffer a stifled blood flow. I implore that you take her to the hospital and have her examined by a medical professional. Immediately.

 

 

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

 

 

Ah, a question debated for centuries. Many argue that chickens themselves have primal instincts to cross pavement and wear down their talons quickly. Others state that it is due to migratory patterns and wind conditions. However, one thing is certain, the chicken does in fact cross the road.

 

 

 

I think these are too long. It's either got to be a short sentence or it's dargged out too much and is boring.

I'm not sure if this is really anti-humor, but my brother told me it and I laughed like hell.

 

 

 

"knock knock"

 

"who's there?"

 

"moo"

 

"moo who?"

 

"mooo-let me in! It's [bleep]ing freezing out here!"

 

 

 

I can't remember which knock knock joke the let me in part came from :wall: But yes, I love the jokes that make no sense at all.

Am I weird if I laughed at most of those that were posted?

Am I weird if I laughed at most of those that were posted?

 

Probably, but I did to.

 

:lol:

[hide=]- Three businessmen, a canadian, a frenchman and an american are stuck in an elevator. The american presses the alarm and says "Could we get a maintenance guy over here? We're kind of stuck." 20 minutes later, the elevator goes to the upper floor and the three men leave for work.[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=]- What did the eskimo basketball player say to the chinese ice hockey player?

 

- Hope your team has a good game tonight. Personally, I missed two rebounds yesterday.[/hide]

 

 

 

I love breaking stereotypes.

What did the deaf, blind, mute boy get for christmas?

 

 

 

Cancer.

The holocaust and cancer survivor were actually funny. The other jokes were too long-winded and drawn out. For longer jokes like those, they have to have the proper execution and deliverance. Reading them silently to yourself doesn't always resonant the humor.

 

 

 

What do a burlap sack and musical have in common?

 

[hide=]I wouldn't want to be in either[/hide]

I like anti-humor.

 

 

 

What did a turtle say to the postman?

 

[hide=]Nothing, turtles can't talk[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=]A man went to a store. There was bread.[/hide]

A duck walks into a bar...

 

 

 

[hide=]Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a nearby park and released.[/hide]

I love anti-humour, I laugh at like 99% of it.

 

 

 

 

 

A horse walks into the bar.

 

[hide=]The bartender says "get out of here you're a horse" and proceeds to usher it out.[/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

How do you stop a clown from smiling?

 

[hide=]Hit it with an axe.[/hide]

 

 

 

How do you make a mime yell?

 

[hide=]throw a brick at his face.[/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

What did the hobo get for Christmas?

 

[hide=]Nothing.[/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

 

[hide=]One holds groceries, the other molests children.[/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

 

[hide=]One is an edible substance and the other is a person who believes in Judaism.[/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

What did Batman say to Robin to get him in the car?

 

[hide=]Get in the car.[/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

Why was six afraid of seven?

 

[hide=]It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus are incapable of feeling fear.[/hide]

 

 

 

 

 

There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

1, 3, 5, and 6 were all brilliant.

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

 

 

 

I found this funnier then it probably is

I find it really funny.

 

 

 

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

 

She lost her arms when she was 6

 

 

 

 

 

Knock Knock

 

Whos there?

 

The police. Your family has been killed in a car accident.

 

 

 

 

 

When is bedtime at michael jackson's house?

 

When he's tired.

Uhhhhh...I don't know...I chucked at some of them, but others not really. I'll go with a 40% success rate for me...stating that they're not going overboard.