Flamewhisker Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I'll start the list off with a few!!! -When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. -Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. -Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. -Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" -Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. -Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. -Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play. (i sooo really want to do this one!) -Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking. I'll take this opportunity to remind you all that this is a G-rated forum, so please leave the smutty/indecent jokes out. Show some maturity; avoid the obvious sex jokes and try and come up with something original and actually funny. Hopefully then you'll have a quality, memorable thread, rather than a stupid one ;) Please click and warm up my egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baalboy5 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I usually just wat on a elevator. But one day I wanna do a hand stand in it Don't you know the first rule of MMO's? Anyone higher level than you has no life, and anyone lower than you is a noob. People in OT eat glass when they are bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nom Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 First thing I thought of was the Aerosmith song. Love In An Elevator. Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rd Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Farting in elevators [iNSERT "I R EATIN TEH SHIX ATM" BILL COSBY SIGNATURE GIF HERE, LOL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 This was on a website :shame: Also, -Talk to someone through a puppet. -Layer the floor with Snickers bars. -Stand in the back carrying a chainsaw and wearing a hockey mask. Don't get off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGmaestro Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 First thing I thought of was the Aerosmith song. Love In An Elevator. Yeah. haha im not the only one! \ i like the putting the desk in the elevator one. but the title for this thread can be taken...um, different ways. Darwin's Radio, stairway to stardom 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuscator Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I personally stand in the elevator until I reach my destination, then I get off. "It's not a rest for me, it's a rest for the weights." - Dom Mazzetti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 First thing I thought of was the Aerosmith song. Love In An Elevator. Yeah. Me too, cool. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flamewhisker Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 First thing I thought of was the Aerosmith song. Love In An Elevator. Yeah. haha im not the only one! \ i like the putting the desk in the elevator one. but the title for this thread can be taken...um, different ways. o.O then i'm oblivious today, I don't see how..... :? but lol to everyone :lol: Please click and warm up my egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangeor Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 have sex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flamewhisker Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 have sex i was thinking more along the lines of funny things to do... Please click and warm up my egg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redhaloguy Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 As Mitch Hedberg said "I like to pretend that someone elses floor is wrong. Someone gets on and presses 3, HA HA! you're on 3!. Dude I don't think I can ride with you. " If you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 have sex i was thinking more along the lines of funny things to do... Have sex with a blow up doll Please try to keep it more appropriate.... - Lionheart_0 Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Jump up and down repeatedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sohkmj1 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 have sex The topic is "Funny things to do in an elevator" not "Immaturethingstothinkabout things to do in an elevator". Ontopic: I like to bump into the wall of the life and imagine the thing is rubbing against the wall so hard sparks are coming out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Stand in the corner, sit down cross-legged while reading a book, or hum obnoxiously loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Be naked and have a naked fat man chasing you. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathdrow Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Make a pillow fort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marco Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I'll take this opportunity to remind you all that this is a G-rated forum, so please leave the smutty/indecent jokes out. Show some maturity; avoid the obvious sex jokes and try and come up with something original and actually funny. Hopefully then you'll have a quality, memorable thread, rather than a stupid one ;) I'll leave you with the best of the 3rd series of Trigger Happy TV (UK sketch show[bBFC classification: 12a/15]) which includes a few elevator sketches for you fanatics :lol: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... r+happy+tv (may have to reload the page to get the video to play and stop displaying the 'unavaiable' message) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild_goat_14 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Make a sign and tape it to the back of the elevator. When the door closes, move away from sign and pretend to freak out. The sign would say "OUT OF ORDER: This elevator is currently being repaired." I shall take my flock underneath my own wing, and kick them right the [bleep] out of the tree. If they were meant to fly, they won't break their necks on the concrete.So, what is 1.111... equal to?10/9. Please don't continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightLite Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Am I the only person that rolls my eyes anytime somebody comes up with a new funny thing to do in an elevator, or a random store? Some of these were funny when I was about 10 years old, and I'm almost 21 now. They certainly weren't funny the second, third, or 10th year of hearing them. - Only character in Runescape History maxed out in RSC and RS2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenticular_J Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Be naked and have a naked fat man chasing you. You surely mean chase a naked fat man into the elevator, and then stand calmly. Whilst nude. I don't ride elevators often. Usually when I do I'm excited that I'm in a magic room that will make me travel up a mountain. catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Funny things to do: Set up a really long bored game and play it with yourself. When someone asks you about it say "Shh i'm thinking!" then proceed to yell out every one of your thoughts. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Georgelemmons Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Put your legs on one wall and arms on the other and work your way up to the ceiling and wait for someone to get on, then pounce! Either that, or attempt to escape without using the doors. Thanks to Uno for the awsome sig <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 When you get to your floor quickly press as many buttons as you can before escaping. Make sure the person you're doing this to has to go to a really high/low floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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