justcallmedaddy Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 This is my favorite Creepypasta. [hide=]In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gauper_kid Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I'm still waiting. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meta318 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 This is my favorite Creepypasta. [hide=]In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms[/hide] I don't get it.. she destroyed the baby doll and held her child? March 23, 2008- 99 Thieving. January 2, 2009- 99 Defence. Quest cape since October 2007. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 She thought the baby was a doll and the doll was her baby. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted August 9, 2009 Author Share Posted August 9, 2009 This is my favorite Creepypasta. [hide=]In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms[/hide] I don't get it.. she destroyed the baby doll and held her child? she destroyed the real baby [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meta318 Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 This is my favorite Creepypasta. [hide=]In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms[/hide] I don't get it.. she destroyed the baby doll and held her child? she destroyed the real baby OOOOHHHHHH damn March 23, 2008- 99 Thieving. January 2, 2009- 99 Defence. Quest cape since October 2007. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Creepypasta http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Creepypasta Here's pretty much every creepy pasta story that exists. I hope it's not against the rules to link to that website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omar Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Most likely not all of them. A lot are really lame though, if not funny. Matt: You want that eh? You want everything good for you. You want everything that's--falls off garbage can Camera guy: Whoa, haha, are you okay dude? Matt: You want anything funny that happens, don't you? Camera guy: still laughing Matt: You want the funny shit that happens here and there, you think it comes out of your [bleep]ing [wagon] pushes garbage can down, don't you? You think it's funny? It comes out of here! running towards Camera guy Camera guy: runs away still laughing Matt: You think the funny comes out of your mother[bleep]ing creativity? Comes out of Satan, mother[bleep]er! nn--ngh! pushes Camera guy down Camera guy: Hoooholy [bleep]! Matt: FUNNY ISN'T REAL! FUNNY ISN'T REAL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walka92 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 This is my favorite Creepypasta. [hide=]In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms[/hide] i was looking for that one! but for some reason i didnt find it :\ I'm gonna be walking down an alley in varrock, and walka is going to walk up to me in a trench coat and say "psst.. hey man, wanna buy some sara brew"walka92- retired with 99 in attack, strength, defence, health, magic, ranged, prayer and herblore and 137 combat. some day i may return to claim 138 combat, but alas, that time has not yet come Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 This is my favorite Creepypasta. [hide=]In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms[/hide] Allow me to finish the story for you. [hide=]If u dont emale this 2 10 pplz in 5 minz 1 of teh mothers of teh children will be outside ur window 2night and will kill u[/hide] Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 This is my favorite Creepypasta. [hide=]In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms[/hide] Allow me to finish the story for you. [hide=]If u dont emale this 2 10 pplz in 5 minz 1 of teh mothers of teh children will be outside ur window 2night and will kill u[/hide] Brilliant! =D> Now it's ready to be posted on Youtube. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Glenn Martin DDS. And I thought Oblivion had it pretty bad with the whole uncanny valley syndrome thing. I had a lot of trouble sleeping after their Halloween episode. It's not only how the characters look or how they move either - the whole show has some freaky aura attached to it, like it's a show intentionally made to inflict fear and suffering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Ahh nature...[spoiler=Have fun sleeping tonight] I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Ahh nature...[spoiler=Have fun sleeping tonight] DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY! Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saml Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Ticks.im not scared of any bug but these... they make me so scared 99mage::99agil::99craft::99fletch::99mining::99smithing::99fishing::99cook::99fm::99wcAssist u?! YES IN DEEDY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superson Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 I hate Mosquitos, they dont really scare me but still freak me out if i see one, filled with blood, MY BLOOD. Anybody got a good way to deal with them? Use them to convince girls to sex you? Well, not exactly mosquitoes but I guess fleas are close. In Soviet Russia, glass eats OTers. Alansson Alansson, woo woo woo! Pink owns yes, just like you!GOOOOOOOOOO ALAN! WOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fakeitormakeit2 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 I'm not creeped out by much, but I am disgusted of other people's saliva, like this one kid threw a spitball at me in Chem today and it was so saturated it left a puddle of saliva, I was so disgusted I shuddered and moved my seat. He who wears his morality but as his best garment were better naked... Your daily life is your temple and your religion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyKat Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Ticks.im not scared of any bug but these... they make me so scared I got bit by a tick while in the middle of nowhere. Luckily, no Lyme disease as far as I know. I will put my boots on. I will pass on down the corridor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturrhurr Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 Snails, slimy [bleep]s. "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." -Woody Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donkeykong23 Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 And the like. Would make an awesome Halloween costume if made nicely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 http://creepypasta.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/13.jpg And the like. Would make an awesome Halloween costume if made nicely. I'd call that less creepy and more badass. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted November 14, 2010 Share Posted November 14, 2010 I'm voting creepily badass. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EarthySun Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Abandoned carnivals. So, basically Earthysun is Jesus's only son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zierro Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Windows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giordano Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Apples. "The cry of the poor is not always just, but if you never hear it you'll never know what justice is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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