Omegle.

[Dizzle229]

No idea why I got reported for it. Praying it's an accident, probably someone judging based on the fact I'm male with the cam angled downwards, not that far though.

 

Though I know who to blame, and I'll put it strongly worded.

 

[bleep] all you [bleep]ing morons pleasuring yourself. No-one wants to see you doing that.

 

Also..I got called Mexican..The hell?

 

And in case Wongtong sees this, yes, I remember that..

 

Aren't you Scottish? How in the hell did someone confuse you for Mexican?

[Kiriyama]

Yep Scottish, they could have been judging by the light from the lamp on my skin. (Extremely light skin).

 

Probably the only reason I can think of. I'll have to go on with the Crow Spirit t-shirt on, get mistaken for female. (Wearing Zombie Night currently) Guess that's the best part of having long hair and a t-shirt that features a crow on a pentagram on the front.

 

Also, you all know Samara from The Ring? Yeah..I used to put my fringe in front of my face, apparently I looked like her. Some scared responses, some profanity, and others like it. Originally it was just a way to hide myself.

 

EDIT: Though on the bright side, I finally got a decent conversation, actually lasted quite a while.

Edited March 24, 2010 by Sworddude198

[ilovesilvia]

I just tried video chat. :blink: :thumbdown: half the guys were showing their [bleep]s

[anonymous1234]

Yeah, they'll tend to do that.

[Denith]

I exchanged email addresses with this chinese girl quite a while ago.. don't write her anymore though.

 

I haven't tried chatroulette yet... the above stated [bleep] factor is one of the main reasons.

[nine naked men]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qBFNaA7u1E

 

:3

[dsavi]

^ Whoa lol. :lol: I had managed to avoid listening to any of Lady Gaga's songs other than Poker Face and Bad Romance until now...

[ElkNight]

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People dont like me. :lol:

[RpgGamer]

0_o

 

That video is going to give me nightmares

 

 

[geekdude]

Chat roulette has less men showing their junk now :thumbup: Too bad the servers still are bogged down and it takes 2 minutes to get a new connection each time. :thumbdown:

[EarthySun]

If anyone shows me their junk on ChatRoulette, I just say "Mine's bigger" and hit "next".

[nine naked men]

You should put your money where your mouth is, Mr. Earthy.

 

Or maybe not where your mouth is... ;3

[Kiriyama]

"Basically, three people in last 5 minutes didn't like what you have broadcasted and that's why you've lost this game. You've been blocked for 40 minutes."

 

[bleep]ers..Seriously, I'm not doing anything offensive, just hiding my face the easiest way possible..

 

Yup..Total win. :thumbup:

[Giordano]

Also..I got called Mexican..The hell?

A Scottish a Mexican?

 

What. The. [bleep]. :-|

[EarthySun]

You should put your money where your mouth is, Mr. Earthy.

 

Or maybe not where your mouth is... ;3

 

I tried, and it wouldn't fit in the screen. :c

[Untimeliness]

My first conversation wasn't that bad, I guess.

 

 

 

Stranger: I AM SO EMO.

Stranger: my pants are so tight.

Stranger: like i can't even handle it sometimes.

You: Get looser pants?

You: Or smaller balls..?

Stranger: but then i have the ends of my hair stabbing out my eyeballs.

Stranger: and the other day i gouged my eye out with an eyeliner.

Stranger: IT HURT LIKE A [bleep].

Stranger: but i deserved it.

You: Is that before or after you listened to the typical emo song? And I'm assuming after you thought about how the world hated you?

Stranger: YES. no one understands me.

Stranger: i just want to go to a concert and start moshing and kicking the [cabbage] out of everyone because i'm so hard [bleep]ing core.

You: Contrary to what you think, they all do understand you. Your act of nonconformity is really nothing more than conforming to nonconformity. Everyone hates emo kids, and that's just because the real "emo" kids don't exist anymore. It's just the new "emo" kids who want attention.

You: Damn them. Damn them to hell.

Stranger: *applauds you* bravo.

You: bravo to you too, sir/ma'am.

You: You fulfilled the stereotype well, haha

Stranger: you, my friend, are one of few who actually has a brain.

Stranger: why thank you.

You: I'm done for now, sleep is calling. Keep on trying to educate the world. Good work, my friend

Stranger: thank you thank you.

 

 

[VEGHATERMEATLOVER]

[hide]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Good Day.

Stranger: funnyjunk?

Stranger: goodday

You: I don't understand what you are on about saying 'funnyjunk'?

Stranger: christian

Stranger: catholic

Stranger: ???

You: I don't understand, are you asking whether I am christian or catholic?

Stranger: if your catholic you can cath-olic my bawls

Stranger: lol

Stranger: use sandpaper as a condom

You: Are you making a joke about the catholic paedophilia controversy, if so. That is extremly sick

Stranger: funnyjunk.com?

You: I think you should show sensitivity to the familys.

Stranger: shut up [bleep]

Stranger: [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]

Stranger: no sensitive people suck

You: Do you wish me to go on funnyjunk.com, I shall ignore your insensitivity.

Stranger: no [bleep] go to funnyjunk.com it's funny

Stranger: were you from?

Stranger: asia

Stranger: ?

Stranger: ching chang chong we eat dog's

You: No, I am from the great country of Britain.

You: In Britain we have a saying.....

Stranger: [bleep] you [bleep] that place suck's balls

Stranger: you [bleep]

Stranger: [bleep]

You: .....Whoop your [wagon]

Stranger: man bear pig

You: It is usually used in the context 'I will whoop your [wagon]'

Stranger: who won the mother[bleep]ing revolution

You: Which is what I will do to you.

Stranger: then do it [bleep] beat me i got a [cabbage] load of kickass gun's [bleep] what you got a mother[bleep]in cane

You: The american revolution proves that you americans are out of control and that your ancestors were a bit stronger then my ancestors.

Stranger: and [bleep]ing crumpets

Stranger: [bleep] yeah we killed you guys

You: Please calm down, I show disdain for people who laugh at murder and paedophilia

Stranger: [bleep] [wagon] [bleep] [bleep] cockmongruler

Stranger: pedo-bear yeah he's awesome

Stranger: chuck norris will kill you [bleep]

You: You spelt the latin prefix of paedo 'pedo' that is incorrect spelling

You: Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor and media personality

Stranger: im getting real tired of your [bleep]in british speak some real [bleep]in engrish [bleep]

Stranger: shut up [bleep] why youtube hate me

You: Because your american?

Stranger: you know nothing

Stranger: nothing

Stranger: message to 4chan-[bleep] you

Stranger: bring it [bleep]

Stranger: do something

Stranger: do it

You: I can only type or disconnect.

Stranger: [bleep] yeah metallica,jackyl,ac-dc,rob-zombie,kick [wagon] bands listen to real music

Stranger: are you a robbit

Stranger: what you talkin bout willis

You: Hey [bleep], [bleep] you. If you want to spend your sad little life insulting people on omegle you obviously have a small penis. How about this, go an do whatever you stupid rednecks do.... oh yeh, [bleep] and dress up as a women.

Stranger: yea i will thanks ill take your [bleep]ing opinion to mind you justin bieber [bleep] i hope you british [bleep]es [bleep] up in life and AMERICA WILL KICK YOU [bleep]ING [wagon] BACK TO THE [bleep]ING MIDDLE AGES [bleep]

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[/hide]

 

[hide]

Stranger: hi there stranger!!

Stranger: 17/f/NL u?

You: Good day.

Stranger: cool!

Stranger: i got really drunk last week and need to share this!

Stranger: here is the dirty video my friends recorded... xD

Stranger: i h8 that [bleep]es for this :) <modedit>

Stranger: but u need to find it! is hidden on one of that links! xD

You: My name is Mr. Killington, I am 50/Male/England.

You: I don't understand the term 'dirty' do you mean that your video is extremly pixelised?

[/hide]

Edited April 6, 2010 by Gandorf61
Removed possibly dangerous link.

[BlindBaker]

I went on to Chat Roulette wearing a sombrero and ran into some Mexicans. It was awkward.

[Maleficus1055]

[hide]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Good Day.

Stranger: funnyjunk?

Stranger: goodday

You: I don't understand what you are on about saying 'funnyjunk'?

Stranger: christian

Stranger: catholic

Stranger: ???

You: I don't understand, are you asking whether I am christian or catholic?

Stranger: if your catholic you can cath-olic my bawls

Stranger: lol

Stranger: use sandpaper as a condom

You: Are you making a joke about the catholic paedophilia controversy, if so. That is extremly sick

Stranger: funnyjunk.com?

You: I think you should show sensitivity to the familys.

Stranger: shut up [bleep]

Stranger: [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]

Stranger: no sensitive people suck

You: Do you wish me to go on funnyjunk.com, I shall ignore your insensitivity.

Stranger: no [bleep] go to funnyjunk.com it's funny

Stranger: were you from?

Stranger: asia

Stranger: ?

Stranger: ching chang chong we eat dog's

You: No, I am from the great country of Britain.

You: In Britain we have a saying.....

Stranger: [bleep] you [bleep] that place suck's balls

Stranger: you [bleep]

Stranger: [bleep]

You: .....Whoop your [wagon]

Stranger: man bear pig

You: It is usually used in the context 'I will whoop your [wagon]'

Stranger: who won the mother[bleep]ing revolution

You: Which is what I will do to you.

Stranger: then do it [bleep] beat me i got a [cabbage] load of kickass gun's [bleep] what you got a mother[bleep]in cane

You: The american revolution proves that you americans are out of control and that your ancestors were a bit stronger then my ancestors.

Stranger: and [bleep]ing crumpets

Stranger: [bleep] yeah we killed you guys

You: Please calm down, I show disdain for people who laugh at murder and paedophilia

Stranger: [bleep] [wagon] [bleep] [bleep] cockmongruler

Stranger: pedo-bear yeah he's awesome

Stranger: chuck norris will kill you [bleep]

You: You spelt the latin prefix of paedo 'pedo' that is incorrect spelling

You: Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor and media personality

Stranger: im getting real tired of your [bleep]in british speak some real [bleep]in engrish [bleep]

Stranger: shut up [bleep] why youtube hate me

You: Because your american?

Stranger: you know nothing

Stranger: nothing

Stranger: message to 4chan-[bleep] you

Stranger: bring it [bleep]

Stranger: do something

Stranger: do it

You: I can only type or disconnect.

Stranger: [bleep] yeah metallica,jackyl,ac-dc,rob-zombie,kick [wagon] bands listen to real music

Stranger: are you a robbit

Stranger: what you talkin bout willis

You: Hey [bleep], [bleep] you. If you want to spend your sad little life insulting people on omegle you obviously have a small penis. How about this, go an do whatever you stupid rednecks do.... oh yeh, [bleep] and dress up as a women.

Stranger: yea i will thanks ill take your [bleep]ing opinion to mind you justin bieber [bleep] i hope you british [bleep]es [bleep] up in life and AMERICA WILL KICK YOU [bleep]ING [wagon] BACK TO THE [bleep]ING MIDDLE AGES [bleep]

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[/hide]

 

 

 

Kids these day -.-

Honestly, they go and find sites like funnyjunk or some garbage then go and spout of memes every 2 seconds and think they're the funniest people ever. I have so many people like that guy at my school >.>

 

 

[RpgGamer]

[hide]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Good Day.

Stranger: funnyjunk?

Stranger: goodday

You: I don't understand what you are on about saying 'funnyjunk'?

Stranger: christian

Stranger: catholic

Stranger: ???

You: I don't understand, are you asking whether I am christian or catholic?

Stranger: if your catholic you can cath-olic my bawls

Stranger: lol

Stranger: use sandpaper as a condom

You: Are you making a joke about the catholic paedophilia controversy, if so. That is extremly sick

Stranger: funnyjunk.com?

You: I think you should show sensitivity to the familys.

Stranger: shut up [bleep]

Stranger: [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]

Stranger: no sensitive people suck

You: Do you wish me to go on funnyjunk.com, I shall ignore your insensitivity.

Stranger: no [bleep] go to funnyjunk.com it's funny

Stranger: were you from?

Stranger: asia

Stranger: ?

Stranger: ching chang chong we eat dog's

You: No, I am from the great country of Britain.

You: In Britain we have a saying.....

Stranger: [bleep] you [bleep] that place suck's balls

Stranger: you [bleep]

Stranger: [bleep]

You: .....Whoop your [wagon]

Stranger: man bear pig

You: It is usually used in the context 'I will whoop your [wagon]'

Stranger: who won the mother[bleep]ing revolution

You: Which is what I will do to you.

Stranger: then do it [bleep] beat me i got a [cabbage] load of kickass gun's [bleep] what you got a mother[bleep]in cane

You: The american revolution proves that you americans are out of control and that your ancestors were a bit stronger then my ancestors.

Stranger: and [bleep]ing crumpets

Stranger: [bleep] yeah we killed you guys

You: Please calm down, I show disdain for people who laugh at murder and paedophilia

Stranger: [bleep] [wagon] [bleep] [bleep] cockmongruler

Stranger: pedo-bear yeah he's awesome

Stranger: chuck norris will kill you [bleep]

You: You spelt the latin prefix of paedo 'pedo' that is incorrect spelling

You: Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor and media personality

Stranger: im getting real tired of your [bleep]in british speak some real [bleep]in engrish [bleep]

Stranger: shut up [bleep] why youtube hate me

You: Because your american?

Stranger: you know nothing

Stranger: nothing

Stranger: message to 4chan-[bleep] you

Stranger: bring it [bleep]

Stranger: do something

Stranger: do it

You: I can only type or disconnect.

Stranger: [bleep] yeah metallica,jackyl,ac-dc,rob-zombie,kick [wagon] bands listen to real music

Stranger: are you a robbit

Stranger: what you talkin bout willis

You: Hey [bleep], [bleep] you. If you want to spend your sad little life insulting people on omegle you obviously have a small penis. How about this, go an do whatever you stupid rednecks do.... oh yeh, [bleep] and dress up as a women.

Stranger: yea i will thanks ill take your [bleep]ing opinion to mind you justin bieber [bleep] i hope you british [bleep]es [bleep] up in life and AMERICA WILL KICK YOU [bleep]ING [wagon] BACK TO THE [bleep]ING MIDDLE AGES [bleep]

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[/hide]

 

 

 

Kids these day

Honestly, they go and find sites like funnyjunk or some garbage then go and spout of memes every 2 seconds and think they're the funniest people ever. I have so many people like that guy at my school >.>

 

 

 

Last Thursday I saw over 9000 of them at the mall doesn't afraid of anything.

 

...so annoying when over used.

[Jeffwilson99]

I just used for the first time tonight. Video is pretty random

[Wingless]

Oh how I love Omegle:

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: period cup.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[EarthySun]

[hide=Velociraptor bar]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello.

You: Yes, I am male. However, I am only sexually attracted to velociraptors.

Stranger: Hi

You: How are you on this fine day?

Stranger: oh, me too. We should try hanging out together to the veloci bars

Stranger: I'm okay, thanks. And you?

You: Damn straight. Nice to see another person interested in 'em too.

You: Oh, wait, you aren't a velociraptor, are you? 'Cause I don't want no competition.

You: Usually they aren't into human males, so if you come with me they'll have a better option. :c

Stranger: I'm not.

Stranger: oh, no

You: Alright, man, let's roll.

Stranger: I'm not a good option

You: Ossum.

You: Need someone to make me look good. A wing man, hear?

Stranger: Yeah

You: You see that one way at the end? Giant-[wagon] talons, man. Purple skin. Hot as hell.

Stranger: I can be your Sheldon.

You: I'mma send her a drink.

You: lol

You: Oh man, dude, she's looking over here.

You: Dude, she's WALKING OVER HERE.

Stranger: OMG

You: Oh, wait, no, that's a hoverboard.

You: Play it smooth, yo.

Stranger: Ok, ok

You: Hey baby.

You: "Oh hey. Heard you's sent me the drank."

You: Hells yeah. Whatchu into, gurl?

You: "Not you, buzz off. That guy next to you who looks like Sheldon."

You: What? God dammit.

Stranger: Oh, hi.

You: I'm outie.

You have disconnected.

[/hide]

[Princess Viola]

[spoiler=We are the Borg]

Stranger: are you daniela businari pollesi?

You: We are the Borg.

You: You will be assimilated.

You: Resistance is futile.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Lordcannicus]

lol

 

 

You: sara??

Stranger: hello!

Stranger: nope?

You: =(

You: im hopeless

You: *Cry*

Stranger: why? what happened?

You: cuz i was talking to the love of my life on here

You: and then my stupid router had to reboot

You: and i lost her before i could get her msn or something

Stranger: aww, that's terrible!

You: I know but there is no need tos how void sympathy

You: Hey! wanna do a cool trick

Stranger: Erm. Sure? ^^;

You: Ook just answere thes questions

You: 5*5

Stranger: 25

You: 90/9

Stranger: 10

You: 236 + 38

Stranger: 274

You: 3³

Stranger: 27

You: 3*12

Stranger: 36

You: ok now think of any tool in any color

You: got one?

Stranger: yep

You: ok

You: was it

You: a red hammer?

Stranger: nope.

You: yellow hammer

Stranger: lol sorry

Stranger: ope

You: green hammer

Stranger: nope

You: blue hammer

Stranger: not a hammer

You: but

You: a wedge

You: wench*

Stranger: nope

You: secateurs?

Stranger: i don't even know what those are

You: ok

You: a spade

You: ?

Stranger: nope

You: shovel

Stranger: nope

You: ok tell me then

Stranger: yellow screwdriver

You: what the hell

Stranger: what?

You: do u have like a scredriver on ur desk

Stranger: no, but i'm not at my desk

You: are u

You: not?

Stranger: what?

You: where are u then

Stranger: my bed?

You: oh

You: is it a good bed

Stranger: yep

You: u should check the pillows for money

Stranger: nah.

You: why not just rip them open

Stranger: because i like my pillow

You: for the kix

Stranger: the what?

You: the kix

Stranger: which is...?

You: kicks

You: lol

Stranger: lol just for fun?

Stranger: nah

You: well there is the odd chacne that ur mom stichted money into it

Stranger: i have no idea why she would

You: to hide money from ur drunk dad

You: who beats her up everytime he comes home from the pub

Stranger: .... alright?

You: to make a living for her and u ... some time

Stranger: you're a strange one aren't you

You: and ur lil brother jimmybobby

You: No. I'm here because I care about family problems :-)

You: you must not look away

You: and swallow things

You: everyone has problems in their families

You: except for orphans

Stranger: alrighty then

You: tell me everything

You: there is no need to an hero

Stranger: well there was this thing where OMFG A DINOSAUR IS COMING. MUST HIDE THE COMPUTER.

Stranger: AH.

Stranger: BYE.

then he quit lol!

 

 

 

That was kinda random lol

Stranger: i smell bacon

You: i smell fearful bacon

Stranger: with or without wings

You: with nuggets.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.