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A asteroid is seen soaring through the sky, heading towards earth, as big as Mexico. 10 hours are due before collusion with the earth, leading to the second mass extinction. It's the end of the world, what would YOU do? Discuss.

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Get enough money (through illegal means if need be) to fly over to Ireland and see my best friend for one last time ;(

 

 

 

Maybe murder some of the bullies that have been at me for years. I'd love to get arrested too. :lol:

 

 

 

The chances are I'd get mobbed by looters and chavs by the time I managed to do anything though so... yeah.

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1)Go to wal mart

 

2)steal a shotgun

 

3)rob wal mart, and kill families. Leave no orphans.

 

4)Go to school, shoot the people I hate

 

5)Eat a double whopper with extra tomatoes.

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Look up the nearest coal mine or something, take/buy provisions to last me many years, and go inside as deep as possible, and hope for the best.

 

 

 

Coal = flammable. Flaming asteroid + coal + you = no coal and you, burnt to a crisp.

 

 

 

I'd probably tell everyone what I really thought of them, and then try to die doing something I love (either eating or attempting to free-solo Half Dome).

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1)Go to wal mart

 

2)steal a shotgun

 

3)rob wal mart, and kill families. Leave no orphans.

 

4)Go to school, shoot the people I hate

 

5)Eat a double whopper with extra tomatoes.

 

 

 

Many people who shoot up schools post an anonymous message on the Internet beforehand.

 

 

 

Sick [bleep].

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Find you and junk-punch you as hard as I can.

 

 

 

And then I'd (verb) every single (noun) I saw.

 

 

 

You can fill in the blanks if you wish.

 

Tenderly kiss, infant.

 

 

 

LOL!

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An asteroid the size of Mexico would completely sterilize the earth, so no aftermath for any of you.. I'd probably play video games for a few hours, listen to some music, and burn down a huge building.

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kiss as many (hot) girls as possible.

 

well im not going to say it but its the end of the world go all the way :thumbsup:

 

 

 

i was going to say that at first,but i thought hey lets not do that or i'm the idiot again :P

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1)Go to wal mart

 

2)steal a shotgun

 

3)rob wal mart, and kill families. Leave no orphans.

 

4)Go to school, shoot the people I hate

 

5)Eat a double whopper with extra tomatoes.

 

 

 

Many people who shoot up schools post an anonymous message on the Internet beforehand.

 

 

 

Sick [bleep].

 

 

 

 

 

Heh. Cod4 irl epic rampage eh? Sounds cool. :twisted:

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