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STring cheese by itself. <3:

 

OT: The next poster's foot.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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I don't recall that happening. O_O

I am the greatest ninja of the foot licking underground network.

And by the way- wash them, please.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Will do.

Thanks.EDIT: I dislike beans.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Cheese is one of the most delicious foods ever. I'm absolutely in love with marble cheese. And cheesecake. <3:

 

Cheesecake kicks arse. :thumbup:

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Cheese is one of the most delicious foods ever. I'm absolutely in love with marble cheese. And cheesecake. <3:

 

Cheesecake kicks arse. :thumbup:

Cheesepie.

 

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Related: I put cheese on apple pie. American cheese, one slice per piece of pie. Dunno if anyone else does this. It's actually really good. I forgot that I did that, I'll be sure to do it again next time I have apple pie.

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Related: I put cheese on apple pie. American cheese, one slice per piece of pie. Dunno if anyone else does this. It's actually really good. I forgot that I did that, I'll be sure to do it again next time I have apple pie.

 

Define american cheese.

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I would have to agree with American cheese. It just doesn't have the quality of a good Swiss cheese.

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Cucumber's beasty.

^I'm eating one as I browse Tif, and I had taken a large bite out of it just as I opened this topic to see that. :blink:

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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Cucumber is lush.

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^That on the other hand is disgusting.

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I like Cherry Coke, and I've been told it tastes like Dr. Pepper. They don't sell Dr. Pepper anywhere around here, though, so I've never tasted it. D:

 

Be glad miserable and contemplate suicide because they don't sell it.

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OT: Asparagus

 

Oh god, asparagus is so horrible. Last time i tried it I almost threw up after my first bite. I'm never eating it again.

 

Ugh zucchini is dreadful too, I had it for dinner last night and almost killed myself.

 

Try cooking it. It doesn't taste that bad

 

I've tried eating pure mayonnaise once, just a spoonful. It was terrible :|

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Today I was doing something for the site where I tasted weird crap from the Asian market down the street.

 

I started with Eel in a can, which oddly enough tasted like Swiss Steak. It was actually not bad.

 

But then me and my brother moved into fermented duck eggs. YUM! They are black where it is supposed to be white, and the yolk has the outside consistency of jello, and is also black. I tried the outside part and it tasted like egg, but then my gag reflex kicked in and I threw up since I understood I was eating a black egg. My brother said he would eat the yolk if I video taped it. And I did.

 

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When you crack the black, jello like yolk open (which has to be done with a lot of force because it is like rubber on the outside of the yolk) you find a yolk that is black around the edges, with blackish, green guck in the middle. My brother took three bites, and each time threw up. It was pretty nasty.

 

I can safely say though, that fermented duck eggs are the first time I threw up after eating something (not counting food poisoning or just being sick). It was bad.

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Today I was doing something for the site where I tasted weird crap from the Asian market down the street.

 

I started with Eel in a can, which oddly enough tasted like Swiss Steak. It was actually not bad.

 

But then me and my brother moved into fermented duck eggs. YUM! They are black where it is supposed to be white, and the yolk has the outside consistency of jello, and is also black. I tried the outside part and it tasted like egg, but then my gag reflex kicked in and I threw up since I understood I was eating a black egg. My brother said he would eat the yolk if I video taped it. And I did.

 

fermented_duck_egg.jpg

When you crack the black, jello like yolk open (which has to be done with a lot of force because it is like rubber on the outside of the yolk) you find a yolk that is black around the edges, with blackish, green guck in the middle. My brother took three bites, and each time threw up. It was pretty nasty.

 

I can safely say though, that fermented duck eggs are the first time I threw up after eating something (not counting food poisoning or just being sick). It was bad.

 

You're meant to cook it, it's not that bad with Congee. But that's Chinese Cuisine, not everything tastes great. Lol

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