Done anything awsome lately?

[Cthulhu]

I finished my math homework in record time! Plus I probably took the world's longest non-drunk piss last night at like 2:00 am, probably 1 minute 20 seconds at the least, most likely above 1 minute 45 seconds.

Impressive, I've never been one for taking long pisses. I just go all the time. And being drunk really only guarantees that you miss. :lol:

 

I think I have screwed up bladder. I drink enough, yet I usually piss one time a day, maybe two, but regardless they aren't long.

[Lenin64]

I finished my math homework in record time! Plus I probably took the world's longest non-drunk piss last night at like 2:00 am, probably 1 minute 20 seconds at the least, most likely above 1 minute 45 seconds.

Impressive, I've never been one for taking long pisses. I just go all the time. And being drunk really only guarantees that you miss. :lol:

 

I think I have screwed up bladder. I drink enough, yet I usually piss one time a day, maybe two, but regardless they aren't long.

I go once or twice, I time them. My record so far in about two months is 35 seconds after going >24 hours. They usually average in the low 20s.

[tripsis]

I barely studied for my visual arts class final, two of the questions were about artists/artwork that was talked about in the lecture that I skipped, and yet I somehow managed to get an A+ on the exam and thus an A+ in the class. BSing skills ftw.

[Faux]

I barely studied for my visual arts class final, two of the questions were about artists/artwork that was talked about in the lecture that I skipped, and yet I somehow managed to get an A+ on the exam and thus an A+ in the class. BSing skills ftw.

Easy to do with arts courses. I'm about to pull that on my polisci course later.

[deathdrow]

I finished my math homework in record time! Plus I probably took the world's longest non-drunk piss last night at like 2:00 am, probably 1 minute 20 seconds at the least, most likely above 1 minute 45 seconds.

Impressive, I've never been one for taking long pisses. I just go all the time. And being drunk really only guarantees that you miss. :lol:

 

I think I have screwed up bladder. I drink enough, yet I usually piss one time a day, maybe two, but regardless they aren't long.

I go once or twice, I time them. My record so far in about two months is 35 seconds after going >24 hours. They usually average in the low 20s.

Anybody remember the two page long discussion on peeing habits we had, that I sort of started a while ago? I do. and I drink a lot and pee once or twice a day.

[Nadril]

I barely studied for my visual arts class final, two of the questions were about artists/artwork that was talked about in the lecture that I skipped, and yet I somehow managed to get an A+ on the exam and thus an A+ in the class. BSing skills ftw.

Easy to do with arts courses. I'm about to pull that on my polisci course later.

 

Depends on the course. If it's a basic general-ed type course than yeah, that [cabbage] is easy. After that they get a lot more difficult once you get into theory.

[tripsis]

I barely studied for my visual arts class final, two of the questions were about artists/artwork that was talked about in the lecture that I skipped, and yet I somehow managed to get an A+ on the exam and thus an A+ in the class. BSing skills ftw.

Easy to do with arts courses. I'm about to pull that on my polisci course later.

 

Depends on the course. If it's a basic general-ed type course than yeah, that [cabbage] is easy. After that they get a lot more difficult once you get into theory.

Mine was not a general ed course :P It wasn't terribly difficult but I still didn't expect to get a perfect grade.

[RSBDavid]

I barely studied for my visual arts class final, two of the questions were about artists/artwork that was talked about in the lecture that I skipped, and yet I somehow managed to get an A+ on the exam and thus an A+ in the class. BSing skills ftw.

Easy to do with arts courses. I'm about to pull that on my polisci course later.

 

Depends on the course. If it's a basic general-ed type course than yeah, that [cabbage] is easy. After that they get a lot more difficult once you get into theory.

Mine was not a general ed course :P It wasn't terribly difficult but I still didn't expect to get a perfect grade.

I had the same thing back in high school in my English class. I was always stuck in classes with simple minded folks. My teacher always did something to indicate the answer so more people would pass the tests. I had a 132% in that class after extra credit.

[Abc1230]

We had to do a tribute slide show thing for school... I did a tribute to Chuck Norris :thumbup: I actually think it came out pretty well :P

[RpgGamer]

I failed at my Spanish presentation, but convinced my teacher that the bell rang before I was finished, so now i get a second chance to get a better grade. Not very awesome, but it certainly made me feel better

[Omar]

Wednesday was Gift Day at school; everyone was meant to wear some sort of gift paraphernalia. I went to the mall with a friend at lunch time and bought gift wrap; I made us both dresses with a penguin pattern on it. That's funny because my physics teacher said my friend and i reminded him of homosexual love between penguins.

[i_love_burritos]

I spent 45 minutes searching a library catalogue to find the books that I want. Why does everything have to be so hard.

 

"China" churned up 1311 results in one library.

[Madmanpur3]

Lately I've decorated the inside of my house with all sorts of colorful holiday decorations - pictures were taken throughout the day of all of us decorating so last night i took those pictures and made a slideshow out of them and added clips of our favorite holiday songs. After it was complete it uploaded it online and sent it out to a bunch of friends and family, kinda like those cheesy holiday greeting cards families send out except we meant for ours to be cheesy and ridiculous. Then I also uploaded the star wars movie i made for a final project junior year of high school. Finally, today I took my last final so I'm now done with this semester and it feels great!

[RpgGamer]

I failed at my Spanish presentation, but convinced my teacher that the bell rang before I was finished, so now i get a second chance to get a better grade. Not very awesome, but it certainly made me feel better

 

 

Ended up with a 65% on the project.

Kinda disappointed :|

 

But in other "awesome" news, it seems Karma has taken place and a guy I know broke up with his girlfriend to try and get with my ex-girlfriend. He was rejected, and I lol'd very hard, which felt really nice considering I had just broken up with said girlfriend. This actually occured a while ago, but I only found out about it today. It sounds mean of me, but it's a long story (condensed: the guy is a man [bleep] that cheats on his girlfriend on a daily basis, and has been trying to get with my then-girlfriend for over a year)

[Alexpop11]

I failed at my Spanish presentation, but convinced my teacher that the bell rang before I was finished, so now i get a second chance to get a better grade. Not very awesome, but it certainly made me feel better

 

 

Ended up with a 65% on the project.

Kinda disappointed :|

 

But in other "awesome" news, it seems Karma has taken place and a guy I know broke up with his girlfriend to try and get with my ex-girlfriend. He was rejected, and I lol'd very hard, which felt really nice considering I had just broken up with said girlfriend. This actually occured a while ago, but I only found out about it today. It sounds mean of me, but it's a long story (condensed: the guy is a man [bleep] that cheats on his girlfriend on a daily basis, and has been trying to get with my then-girlfriend for over a year)

 

Karmas a [cabbage]

that made me laugh :P

[fastortoise]

I beat a 350 pound man at beer-boxing last night. I weigh less than half as him and I already had 4 beers in me when we started, he brought me all the way to the end of round 3 which is when he lost :smile: It was pretty gross though.

Now I get free beer whenever I go out drinking and he's there :cool: (it's the first time we met, but I am definitely going to be stalking this guy)

[i_love_burritos]

Never heard of the term "beer boxing" -- but I imagine it's downing beer after beer in an attempt to humiliate your opponent and prove your metallic testicle-ness.

 

My awesome ?

 

I woke up at 10:30, first time I've ever done that in my own bed.

[Serpent Eye]

Wednesday was Gift Day at school; everyone was meant to wear some sort of gift paraphernalia. I went to the mall with a friend at lunch time and bought gift wrap; I made us both dresses with a penguin pattern on it. That's funny because my physics teacher said my friend and i reminded him of homosexual love between penguins.

 

What a great teacher...

[Omar]

Well, it's partly our fault. You're not supposed to be furiously rubbing elbows with your friends in physics class.

[wild_goat_14]

At the local basketball court today, and a bunch of little kids were setting up a dodgeball game, so the staff asked us to shoot on a goal on the side of the court. We said sure, and as we were walking to the goal, I decided to randomly attempt this 45-foot shot. Nothing but net, it was almost all luck, but still was pretty insane.

[fastortoise]

Never heard of the term "beer boxing" -- but I imagine it's downing beer after beer in an attempt to humiliate your opponent and prove your metallic testicle-ness.

It's a bit more structured than that. Each boxer rolls a die, the lower numbered one takes a shot of beer. There's a designated shot glass filler to speed things up, so it's just roll after roll. 3 rounds of 3 minutes each, whoever quits or pukes first loses.

 

I'm ABOUT to do something awesome. Reasoning: I'm going to a mask party, with a lot of sexy people, and everyone goes up a notch because girls with hot bodies but ugly faces suddenly become perfect 10s :thumbsup:

[i_love_burritos]

Never heard of the term "beer boxing" -- but I imagine it's downing beer after beer in an attempt to humiliate your opponent and prove your metallic testicle-ness.

It's a bit more structured than that. Each boxer rolls a die, the lower numbered one takes a shot of beer. There's a designated shot glass filler to speed things up, so it's just roll after roll. 3 rounds of 3 minutes each, whoever quits or pukes first loses.

 

Yeah, my description fits pretty well. :lol:

[Lenin64]

Two words: Aerosol flamethrower. That's always fun.

[Lateralus]

Two words: Aerosol flamethrower. That's always fun.

 

I had my head set on fire thanks to one of those puppies. Not always fun.

[i_love_burritos]

Two words: Aerosol flamethrower. That's always fun.

 

I had my head set on fire thanks to one of those puppies. Not always fun.

That sounds fun. And, it is quite freaking dangerous, to be honest.

 

I decided to be more cautious when my hand caught fire, momentarily ofcourse, didnt hurt too much.

 

My awesome : There was a bug under my keyboard, so I flipped the key board over, gave it a good whack. Bug was taken care of and all the particles of dust, food, other stuff fell out. Voila, cleaned my keyboard.

 

And there was minimal picking up, since I had to remove the bug anyway.

 

Highlight of my day.