During your interview, your asked to demonstrate your skills, the computer fails, your blamed, and you dont get the job.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i could wish :anxious:

during the wish, you say the wrong words and end up killing yourself :-w

I wish you would have wished for something.

but no one wishes.

 

 

 

i wish for 999 mill

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but it was 999 mill ashes,poo...

you got your wish but at night all of that monay was stolen including your own stuff

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for a bunney who is not aggeressive and canot be hurt.

but it runs away and gets slayed by super bunnyling

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(\_/)

 

 

 

(o.o)

 

 

 

/_|_\

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(\_/)

 

 

 

(X.X)

 

 

 

(>_)

 

 

 

|_||_|

your super bunnylinger decides to go hunt something else...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish runescape was real and i was an all powerful wizard in it, and that no bad befalls me...

No bad befalls you, but plenty of harm befalls you when people use a complicated array of mirrors to redirect your magical energies and trap you for all eternity in your own dimension, which is small and slightly uncomfortable :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that you take a hammer and use it to break all the bones in your fingers and thumbs before you begin to type a response to this entry.

i did but all teh smashz0ring did wuz to mak mi a tiper wit no propr grammer skillz or punc2ashun or capitalizashun p0w3rz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my amazing typing in the above statement were fixed.

it is but when you edit it,you change it back

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a pony

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S.I'm a guy

We do our best.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a cookie.

You get the cookie, but then it is stolen by the pony from the post above, and then you discover that there was a serum inside the cookie that makes whatever eats it go mad. The horse flips out and kills you and itself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could make a good decision.

Granted. You make a good decition but you still mess it up and end up being pulverised from the waste down. (dont ask)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the French Revolution had never happend.

Granted, instead the Russian revolution happend and they took over the world for too many years, and were unstoppable. And are still unstoppable so you're a slave. Well, the russians aren't good in English so they think revolution means slavery. :twisted: Even if it does.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish all the censors on these forums would be removed, and these forums would be rated PG-15.

I wish I knew what to say

Granted, but you soon forget it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the person that posts next will grant my previous wish.

Wish granted for 15 seconds but then your internet disapeared and when you got it back, the cencor was back to.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that the next person posting loves me

Granted, you become pizza with ham and cheeze and I love pizzas so I eat you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could make magical door to evil demension in 15 minutes. Then I would use it to scam hell lotta people, and lie to them saying they are ordinary doors and sell them for seventy-five dollars each. :twisted:

Granted, you fool yourself and put one in your front doorway.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i was a "beat it" by michael jackson on bass. (it is the sickest bass you will ever hear.)

you do, but by"it" they mean you, thus michael jackson is beating you!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had free membership for life.

granted, but then you die in a car crash, giving you a lifetime membership indeed, for you had a very short life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could have in my possesion, and eat, the world's best tasting pizza.

granded....but as their brining it to you they trip and...well...lets juts say your face was/is never going to be the same agaiun =D>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish school would die

Granted. School is dead, but you still have to attend it. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for world peace.

Granted, TV, computer, DVDs, etc. are all nonexistance as you can never know when it could contain voilence and you're bored.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Michael Jackson would go to my house and tell me "You're a [WordNotAllowed]ing [WordNotAllowed]"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you wanna know what the words are just send me an e-mail, and I will tell you.

he does, but then all text that is too small to be read is destryod, so the bottom part of that post is destroyed. And then an atomic bomb falls on you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that the blaziken master would stop making anoying posts.